Oh Baby

Peter wasn't pouting.

He wasn't.

He just had his arms crossed, with his lips stuck out and frown on his face.

That wasn't pouting.

Peter Parker Does not pout.

He is totally pouting.

Tony poked his cheek lightly with his finger as he carried the toddler around to the front room, Tony had just taken some blood from the him and given the team enough time to drop off all the furniture and clothes. Peter caught sight of footie pajama's, overalls, hoodies and other clothes. Not only that but he'd seen a mountain of toy's and 'changing supplies' moved around as he arrived. Peter was going to throw a fit and Tony was trying to defuse it.

"Come on Pete, it's not that bad." He coo'd and flinched when Peter turned with a glare on his face. "Ok, maybe it is bad but think of it this way. Right now you are surrounded by the earth's mightiest hero's. You're able to relax and let the adults take care of things without feeling the need to help." Tony pauses seeing he wasn't getting through and smiles gently at Peter. "Plus we can make some memories, you. Me. Pep. One big, dysfunctional family" He coo's a little, smiling a little as Peter gives a sheepish smile.

"...Pin'y swe'r?" He asked holding a tentative pinky up to Tony, who smiled and returned the jester.

"Pinky swear" He promises, Peter gives a sweat smile. A soft coo makes both males freeze and turn to see Pepper snapping a picture. Tony rolls his eyes at the sight and grins. "Hey Mama bear, wanna hold the little monster whilst I look for a outfit for him?" He asks holding Peter out by his armpits. Peter glared and squirmed in annoyance.

"Oh I could never say no to that diapered butt" She teased and took him in her arms, a slight pat to said area made the boy flush darkly. "You are adorable" She concludes, giving his cheek a kiss. Peter pushes away and she comes back for the other. Planting kisses all over Peter's face as Tony looks through the clothes, Peter's whines and slight giggles are music to the couples ears.

Tony soon settled on a red vest with a small train on it that read 'I choo choo-choose you' and a pair of thin shorts as the weather had been pretty hot for the last couple of days.He grabbed a pair of Iron Man socks to go with the outfit and smiled. Peter hadn't noticed as Pepper continued to assault his face with kisses.

"Mwah!" She finished seeing Tony hold up the clothes. She smiled warmly at him and held the giggling boy in her arms. "Look at you, wearing daddy's face on your feet. Gonna walk all over him if you keep being this cute" She declared and Peter tried hard to look mad, he really did but he was still a giggly mess from the kisses.

"Look at that red little face, some ones having fun" Tony smiled gently and took Peter from Pepper's hold, she whined a little and Tony just smirked at her. "If you like holding him so much you can be on permanent diaper duty" He threatened and she just smirked back at him.

"I don't know Tones, he apparently had a fun game of 'break Sam's arm' earlier when they first got it on him" She smirked as Tony was snapping the vest in place, Peter was now being laid on the sofa so he could get shorts and socks on, Peter's face had gone a vibrant red as he read the words on the vest and groaned. "I'm flattered that you choo choo choose me Pete" She quipped and almost died from the look of annoyance and embarrassment on his face.

"Pep come on you're making him all squirmy" Tony argued, popping the shorts on the kicking legs of tiny Peter Parker was something Tony now wanted to call an Olympic sport. The grand prize being that Peter would be adorable at the end. Tony grabbed a hold of his legs and reached for the socks.

"Noooo" Peter's voice rang out, wiggling in his hold. Tony almost lost his grip on the boy and huffed.

"Pete-" He starts to talk to him but Peter wasn't having it, managing to get a foot out of Tony's grasp he shouts again.

"No!" Peter whines as Tony gets a hold of him again. Pepper watches quietly as the other Avengers walk into the front room to see Tony fighting to cover Peter's feet.

"Pete-" He tried again and hissed when Peter caught his hand. Pepper glanced at Steve who winced at the sound of the impact. Tony looked at Peter sternly as Peter continued to struggle against him.

"No!" He argues once again and almost gets away until Tony raised his voice into what everyone had claimed to be his 'dad voice'

"Peter Benjamin Stark Parker if you do not stop this right now you will go straight to time out. Am I under stood?" Tony threatens and almost retracted the statement as Peter burst into tears, he did however stop moving so Tony was quick to put socks on the boys feet and scoop up the crying boy.

"Awwwwwww" Clint, Sam, Scott, Bucky and Pepper all coo'd as Peter sobbed into Tony's chest. Bruce comes over quietly with Natasha and holds a small plastic object to Tony.

"I think this might be a light saver for you." Bruce says lightly as Tony pops a pacifier into Peter's mouth and it was a instant change from bawling child to pacified toddler.

"Thank you Brucie" Tony coo'd, grinning at the Hulk pacifier that was in his sons mouth. He was almost 100% certain that the boy was going to die of embarrassment when he got back to normal. Until then they could coo, tease and baby the ever loving life out of the boy. "So...who's up for some building?" Tony asks grinning as Steve and Bucky raise their hands like it was even a question. "Right so baby sitting duty goes straight to Clint because I know for a fact Pepper has 4 meetings today, Natasha is probably going to follow us when it comes to building. Scott and Sam probably want to spar again because Sam still refuses to believe that Scott beat him that one time" Tony lightly teased the pair. Clint just grinned.

"I get to steal the diaper clad warrior? Urm who the heck would say no to that?" Clint asks taking boy from Tony before he could protest. "Lets go to your floor. I know for a fact it's baby proofed even for teen you" He teased and Peter glared.

"Niiiii!" Peter whined reaching for Tony who held back from taking him though he would in a heart beat if he didn't have to build a nursery on his and Steve's floor. "Ni p'eas" He says softly with tears in his eyes and Clint looks at Tony then Peter then Tony again.

"Ok, we are sooo making a chart of peoples names so we know who you're talking about. Come on, up we go." Clint turned before Peter could jump from his arms to Tony and grabbed a small bag that held the supplies he'd need in case of 'accidents'.

"Noooo, 'epper!" He whimpered and Pepper coo'd from her spot next to the others.

"Oh sweetpea, its ok. Clint's really fun you'll be fine" She goes over and kisses his cheek a little. "I'll be back in 3 days. Don't go growing up with out me ok?" She warns jokingly before letting Clint take him away. Peter had a small melt down after that and he wasn't sure why.

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So Clint and Peter ended up making a chart of People's names. Peter was embarrassed to find he couldn't say a lot of words but they at least knew who he would be addressing when he needed to.

Tony - Ni

Pepper - 'Epper / Ep

Steve - S'eve / Cap

Bucky - Bubby

Clint - Clin'

Sam - B'rd (Peter took twenty minutes going SSSSSSSmmmmmmm so we agreed you are Bird)

Natasha - Na'sha / 'asha

Bruce - Bruise (He was really really close)

The entire thing was covered in glitter and each person's name was written in their favourite colour. Clint had written everything out of course but Peter felt a little proud that they now knew who he was addressing . He was however getting annoyed with Clint then adding onto the end of Tony and Pepper's names 'Dada/Mama' because Peter was not-could not call them that with out dying from embarrassment.

"Come on Pete. Lego's are fun, you love Lego's! I know you do, you hit m because I said they were dumb so you gotta play with them!" He says with a whine. Peter just stared at him silently, contemplating running off, though his legs didn't want to co-operate to much with him right now. He squirmed a little as he felt Clint check his diaper for the 5th time in ten minutes. Peter glared at him.

"No go" He argues and Clint rolls his eyes.

"Sorry. Sorry, I'll stop for now" He teased a little with a butt pat and picked the boy up. Peter was feeling a little bad that he'd been such a brat since Pepper and Tony both left him with Clint but he didn't know why he was getting so brat like but he refused to believe it was because he needed a change or a nap. Clint on the other hand seemed determined to believe it was the former. "You know if I didn't know you better I'd say you're getting grumpy like this because you miss your daddy" Clint muttered as he held Peter a bit closer to his chest and swayed a little. Peter yawned gently.

"No' gr'mpy" Peter argued lightly, Clint just smiled down affectionately at the boy and reached into the bag. Peter blinked owlishly at the sippy cup that was being held in front of him, Hawkeye sitting on the front of it, he was about to argue but saw Clint's look. "Clin'....Cup?" He asks gently and Clint just smiles.

"I know you'd rather have a cup but your hands are a bit small for that right now. Think you can deal with this for the time being?" Clint coaxed and when Peter took the cup to his lips he almost cheered in victory, he held back. "Thank's Peter." He says softly, giving the boy a loving pat on the butt once more before he continued to sway.

"Wan' Ni" He mumbled gently and Clint melted a little at the softness of the voice. A soft coo and he was making his way to the elevator. "Ni?" He asks a little, a small spark of excitement in his exhausted eyes.

"Yeah big guy. Gonna go see if Daddy bear's finished for a bit" Clint mummers and keeps swaying as Friday stops at Tony's floor. The three males and Natasha were surrounded by completed pieces of furniture and were currently finishing a second high chair. This one with each Avenger printed on it. Clint smiled softly and called over. "Tony. I have a little bean here who wants his daddy" Tony's head popped up from behind the chair and he walked over quietly and coo'd. "Poor guys so sleepy" He mutters and lifts Peter into his arms, the tot was too tired to correct him and nuzzled deeper into the mans chest. Hand on arch reactor he sniffled a little. Tony smiled a bit more.

"Can our two super soldiers move my lil monster's bed into his new nursery?" He mummers Peter hiccups with silent tears. "Hey hey now whats with the tears little man?" Peter asks walking over to the sofa and cooing as Peter continued to cry.

"Ni, Ni go" He mummers and Tony takes a deep breath in and looks at Clint for help.

"Kid's get clingy to their parents. Something tells me he missed you a lot and add that to a sleepy little boy and a long hard after noon of glitter and playing Pete's probably ready for another nap" He coo'd and smiled as Peter shook his head in annoyance.

"Glitter huh?" Tony asks as Clint holds the 'name game list' up and Tony smiles. "That's so good Pete. Look at that, now I know who you're talking about yeah?" He says gently and runs his hand through Peter's curls, Steve indicates to the nursery that was one of the 4 spare rooms next to Tony's room.

The room its self was modest. It had a dark brown carpet that covered the floor, white walls that had spider web like patterns in different colours sploshed almost randomly and had tree's painted across the wall as well. The crib was a dark oak with Spider-Man sheets and an Iron man pillow rested inside of it. A small blue blanket with Peter's full name stitched into it made the boy gasp a little as he spotted it on the side. A mobile with each Avenger's symbol rested above the crib with Spider-man's resting in the centre, A oak rocking chair rested in the corner with a changing table next to it. It was clearly a room for sleeping and not playing.

"Lets get you down for a nap then we can get you some food yeah?" Tony coo'd gently, Peter was already almost completely out when Tony sat in the chair and rocked him lightly.

"Nii.." He mumbled gently and Tony just smiles a little hushing him as Peter's eyes slide shut "'dy" He slurs and Tony freezes a little, not sure what he heard but smiled gently anyways and slid a pacifier into the boys mouth before setting him in the crib, tucking him in and playing the mobile. He exited the bedroom quickly and looked at the people in his front room.

"Friday's on baby monitoring duty, he wakes up we'll know" He says with a chuckle. "So I hear I'm alone with Pete and Bruce for the next few days?" He asks and sighs as he see's everyone nod."Great. That's fine, I can handle that..." He mutters. "I was thinking spaghetti for dinner tonight so we can get Pete bathed and in bed for like...8? You guys good with that?" Another round of nodding and he smiled happily. He didn't take note of the knowing and caring looks the team was giving him as he started working on a walker for Peter to use later.