"I Made This For You"
“I made this for you, drink it,” Tony says sliding a mug across the table and sitting down on the stool to watch but also not making it look like watching because Bucky doesn't like feeling monitored.
“What is it?” Bucky asks sniffing the dark liquid.
“As I said before, the nectar of the gods. The beautiful drink known as coffee,” Tony says and Bucky snorts and shakes his head laughing.
“You're almost as bad as Loki making me drink that tea that tasted like apples. I like apples but in tea? Uh uh,” Bucky says drinking the coffee and then his eyes widen.
“Wait a minute... apples. Loki made me immortal,” Bucky says and Tony grins and nods. Bucky isn’t sure how he feels about not having been asked by then remember that right before he was made to drink the tea in question he had given the okay to be made immortal. Bucky really hopes that his memory lapse was due to all the things that have happened to him between then and now, because boy it’s been a doozy.
“Your coffee is getting cold,” Tony pouts and Bucky rolls his eyes affectionately and takes a big sip and nearly chokes on how strong it is but Tony is practically vibrating with energy.
“I’t a little strong for my taste doll, but pretty good,” Bucky says downing the entire thing so Tony won’t be upset.
“Thanks I put motor oil in it,” Tony says and Bucky spits out his coffee and stares at his as he bursts into laughter.
“Oh my god! Your faces was priceless. Please tell me you got that FRIDAY,” Tony says cackling and then eeping as Bucky scoops him close.
“You’re gonna pay for that one Doll,” Bucky says, carrying him towards the master bedroom.
They don’t come out for about three hours. If you ask either man what happened they both say that it was worth it.