Can I have his dance
“Damn this ridiculously complicated Asgardian dance!” Bucky hears when he walks into the penthouse. Rhodey is on the floor rubbing his back side.
“What's wrong?” Bucky asks walking over.
“I want to surprise Loki at his birthday party by knowing how to do his favorite dance. He taught all of us and I'm the only one that doesn't get it,” Rhodey says.
“Have you tried following instead of leading?” Bucky asks.
“No why?”
“Because Loki thinks you'd be better following than leading but he's afraid that saying so would insult you,” Bucky says.
“He told you this?”
“Not in so many words. He showed me the dance a while ago and he mentioned that sometimes people have trouble being the leader in this particular dance. Then he went on to say that he was often teased for being the one to follow. No man would dare follow on Asgard,” Bucky says.
“God damn cultural differences fucking with Loki's head. Okay, let's try following,” Rhodey says and Bucky offers his hand.
“Can I have this dance?”
“Yes you may,” Rhodey says.
Rhodey does a perfect job. Bucky's never seen him so happy.