Somebody! Shuri/Peter
Alien attacks, super soldiers, high tech alien weaponry in gang bangers' hands, and after all that, the thing that takes Peter down is an earthquake.
Okay, so the earthquake knocked a building down and Peter was A: In his civilian clothes trying to show Shuri some fun New York stuff with Ned and a bemused MJ, and B: If he didn't take the hit a little kid was going to get hurt.
Now he's on the ground, a small trickle of blood coming from his forehead, which Ned is trying desperately to stop while MJ calls an ambulance.
Shuri said it would be better to keep his head elevated, so she sat down and put his head in her lap.
"I know this is probably uncomfortable, and I'm sorry, but it is for your wellbeing," Shuri sighs, pushing some of his bloody hair out of his face.
"It's perfect, because I get to stare up at you...it's a great view," the wall crawler chuckles.
"I think he's lost a lot of blood...he's not making a lot of sense," Ned comments.
"Ambulance is on the way," MJ announces.
"Maybe I just need some milk," Peter laughs as Shuri cracks a smile.
"You're so weird, Parker," MJ sighs.