Viktor light the bowl and took a long drag. Here in the basement of the Umbrella Academy is where Klaus, Viktor, and Diego have the best memories together. Viktor giggled as he passed the bong to Diego. They were watching some random show on Viktor's laptop. He stopped caring what it was three rotations ago.
"Dude but why are whales so big?" Diego asked after his rip. He was rocking back and forth and had a constant smile on his face. Viktor giggled and flapped his hands wildly.
"Viktor this is going to be the most ablest thing I ever say to you but I need you to mask for like two minutes okay?" Klaus asked in the softest voice imaginable. Viktor nodded and keep giggling as he tries super hard to stay still.
"Thank you so much," Klaus said after awhile.
"Did you know whales sleep vertically?" Diego asked after a laps of silence.
"God do you know what sounds so good right now?" Viktor asked.
"What Vivi?" Klaus asked as he passed the freshly packed bowl.
"McDonald's," Viktor said. "Also Didi do they really?"
"Yeah... Hey guys am I a mermaid?" Diego asked staring off into space.
"Dude are you?" Viktor asked with wide eyes.
"I mean I don't have to breath and if I'm in water too long my fingers and toes grow webbing does that make me a mermaid?" Diego asked.
"Dude do you grow gills?" Klaus asked pausing their show. All of them had hit the best point of stimulation. The background sound was beautiful and they could feel the clothes on their bodies but it just tickles.
"Maybe? You know I never checked," Diego said. Viktor pulled out his phone and giggled.
Chaos
Violin: Is Diego a mermaid? Discuss.
"Viktor what did you do?" Diego whined before giggling.
"I'm calling in reinforcements," Viktor giggled.
"Diego the little mermaid!" Klaus exclaimed suddenly. The three of them fell to the floor in a fit of giggles. After they got slight control over themselves Viktor pulled back out his phone.
Chaos
Violin: Is Diego a mermaid? Discuss
Strong and Gay: Babe how high are you?
Alphonso: no no let the man speak
Knife Wife: no seriously am I?
Gay Ghost: Siriusly
Violin: Wait are we watching Harry Potter?????
Knife Wife: Nah we're watching Call the Midwife.
Toxic: Hey Five can we come over???
Alphonso: Yeah we just want to hang.
Stable: I'm only agreeing because I'm dragging their boyfriends and girlfriend along.
Viktor set his phone down again taking another long drag. Klaus had started their show again. Sister Julianne had just called Sheila to the mother house to help organize the files there. This isn't the first time they watched this show. They tend to rewatch it when they get high.
They heard feet on the stairs as Alphonso and Jayme decended to the basement. They joined the circle and they continued to smoke. Jayme quickly got to the giggly place as the other three.
"How did the subject of Merago come from?" Jayme asked softly.
"Merago?!?" Viktor wheezed out laughing loudly.
Chaos
Toxic: hell yeah we gonna be lite!
Alphonso: blaze it
Stables: Jesus fucking Christ
Moon Moon: What is smoking like??
Violin has changed Knife Wife's name to Mermago
Violin: Jayme this is beautiful and I needed to share it!!!
Toxic: Thanks I'm iconic!
Girlboss: Mermago 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Girlboss: this is beautiful!!!!!!!
Mermago: What if i just disappeared into the ocean what then??? 😭
Ben: Diego are you okay?
Mermago: I'm going through it bud.
Mermago: God Dr. Turner is so fucking hot.
Ben: ???
Mermago: I'm bisexual. That means women are Goddess and I worship the ground they walk on
Mermago: and I'm unfortunately attracted to men.
Gay Ghost: So so so I fell asleep the other night and Jiraiya braided my hair and it liiked amazing!!
Gay Ghost: I'm so in love with this man! He's so sweet and kind. I feel seen with him!!!
Jiraiya: I love you too 🥰
Toxic: God have you seen my lover? She's so pretty! She so understanding she truly is my rock.
Violin: gross simps but while we're here
Violin: Marcus was one of the first people to treat me like I am human
Mermago: God Lila is so fucking hot. She's crazy but she's my manic pixie dream girl damn it!
Girlboss: awww babe.
Alphonso: God imagine telling the difference between platonic and romantic love I could never.
Alphonso: I'll stay over here in forever alone land happily.
Alphonso: but I agree Dr. Turner is hot!
Violin: ^^
Toxic:^^^
Gay Ghost:^^^
Murder: Alright I'm coming down there. I'm cutting yall off.
The group broke out into giggles again as their partners decended the stairs. They paid them no mind however as Viktor laid flat on his back. He let out a gaint yawn and rolled to his side.
"Guys in sleeply," Viktor whined softly. Marcus scooped him up and started to carry him upstairs. Tonight had been amazing.