Family meeting and Peter knows russian
The students was amazed by the amount of food, everything from potatoes to sushi was being made in the kitchen. Peter too was amazed, since he only ate in the penthouse or in the higher up cafeteria he didn't knew it would be this fancy here, although it did make sense because Tony was like the richest man alive.
Aside from everyone else Peter wasn't feeling super hungry, he only took some spaghetti and meatballs while everyone else took more food than Peter ever seen anyone of them eating before. It was actually quite funny watching Flash trying to fit as much food as possible in his mouth (and failing miserably and then getting screamed at by the cleaners).
Suddenly everyone's eyes was again back on Peter, or well not really, more like behind him. Because of fucking course Natasha Romanoff and James Buchanan Barnes was standing right behind him. The spy was standing with arms crossed and a disappointed look on her face while Bucky was a little more uncomfortable, but still slightly scary with his metal arm and everything.
Thankfully they were not in their uniforms but instead Bucky had a loose pair of grey sweatpants and a tank top to show of the metal arm and Natasha wore a pair of gym pants and a t-shirt. They probably were on their way to train or they had just been training.
“Na- Ms. Romanoff, Bu- Sergeant Barnes” Peter greeted them stuttering
“Cut it off kid!” Natasha said staring in his eyes. “Clint is sad so now I have to put up with him and that's your fault” Peter looked down in the floor.
“I’m sorry Nat, I- I didn't mean anything bad” He said sadly and added in a low voice: “I just don't want anyone to know that da- Tony, adopted me yet” He said once again looking at Natasha. Her face immediately softened and she smiled gently at him.
“It's ok маленький паук, I understand. Clint is just a dramaqueen and take any chance he can to watch Bambi and have a reason to cry.” Natasha Said smiling and giving Peter a little hug.
“Thanks Nat. And how is the new arm Bucky? Is it ok? Can I do anything better? Is it awful?” Peter said, slightly stressed over the fact that maybe Bucky hated the new arm Peter made him a few days ago.
“It's perfect kid, really, it's much more comfortable than starks!” Bucky said giving the little boy a wide smile.
While the others in Peter's class was in shock about Peter talking to two assassins they couldn't help but feel a little jealous, like who wouldn't want the avengers to know them?
“Parker! How the heck do you know the black widow and the winter soldier?” Flash said and both Bucky and Natasha tensed when he said ‘winter soldier’. “Natasha, I promise you, whatever Peter is doing, I can do it ten times better” He added flirtily
“It's miss Romanoff for you, and I am pretty sure you can't even come near being as good as Peter. I mean, can you make an Ironman suit?” Natasha said coldly and Peter tensed up, he could not make an Iron Man suit himself, he had helped Tony building one but nothing more than that.
“With all due respect Na- Miss Romanoff, I highly doubt Parker could build an Iron Man suit. I mean he's just stupid and pathetic Penis Parker.” Flash said obvious.
Everyone except him realised how incredibly stupid that was of him, calling Peter Penis in front of two assassins who seconds earlier hugged him.
“What did you just say?” Natasha added with a scarily sweet voice.
“I mean I'm just so much better than him, in every way possible!” He said frustrated
“Bucky, I think it's time for a family meeting” Natasha said turning to Bucky
“I think so too-” Bucky said giving Flash a death glare
“NOO, Please don't let Tony know!! And do NOT let Loki know!!” Peter said panicked
“I CAN’T HEAR YOU” Bucky screamed with hands over his ears walking away from the group.
“Oh Flash, this is bad, and only for you” Harry said shaking his head “And sorry Pete but Eugene does deserves whatever is coming for him.”
Peter looked down at his plate and sighing. If Tony got to know Flash was going to die, but if Loki got to know Flash would die2. Tony would threaten him and make sure he regretted it, but Loki would literally kill him.
“Okay folks, let's keep going shall we” Harry said happily and standing up.
The shocked mass of students started chatting excitingly about what just had happened while leaving their dishes. It wa everything from “She said family meeting, does that mean Peter is in their family?”, “Dude I totally saw Black Widows tits”, “I mean, if I were gay, I’d totally bang Winter Soldier” and “So he sucked Winter Soldiers dick and then he fucked Black Widow”. And yes, the last comment was of course from all ours favourite Flash.
Peter sighed and looked at Ned and MJ with puppy eyes as if he were trying to say something.
“C’mon dude, that was so cool!! And family meeting? Not tell Loki, or Tony?!?!” Ned said hyped and Peter just ignored him as he put hi dishes away.
The three friends was last out of the cafeteria so the group had already began walking, but since Peter knew everything here Harry didn't really care about them.
Their next stop was the Avengers exhibit. That's were old suits and other stuff from the Avengers and other people who had helped them throughout the time like Peggy Carter, Nick Fury and Maria Hill. Peter had been down here before but not in the last months so when he spotted something blue and red and very ugly with his left eye he immediately cringed so hard and cursed Tony for doing that.
It was the old Spiderman suit, his old spiderman suit which he threw away almost a year and a half ago. There was also a few webshooters laying in the glassbooth. Big letters saying “We all start somewhere..” was on the top of the booth. There and a note saying “Spiderman, the newest and youngest Avenger”, and under with smaller text saying:
“Fun facts about Spiderman:
- He is deadly afraid of spiders, will 100% scream if he sees one
- He can't stand the taste of mint and hisses like a cat if he accidentally eats a mint
- If you scare him while eating cereal in the middle of the night he will jump up on the ceiling without dropping his cereal
- He’s incredibly smart and talented
- He prefers dogs”
Peter wanted to punch himself so hard at that moment. No one need to know that about him. Ned stood beside him, laughing his ass of, and MJ stood a few meters behind them with a sly smile.
From nowhere Flash appeared in front of the booth. The trio knew about Flash’s love for the spandex dressed spider, and it was pretty ironic that the person Flash hated the most was also the person he loved the most.
Ned and Peter quickly went to look at another booth.
Natasha and Bucky stormed in to the living room where Clint and Wanda were playing Mario Kart, Vision where watching from the other end of the sofa and Bruce was reading by the window.
“Okay gays it's time for a family meeting and someone go get Thor and Loki!” Natasha exclaimed angrily
“Do I call them or something?” Clint said since the two gods were on Asgard right now
“Oh god you stupid birdbrain go yell at the sky or something” Natasha said annoyed “FRIDAY, Get those two idiots up here right now and if the arent coming; make them” She said to the AI and sat down in the sofa.
Two minutes later two visibly upset men came out of the elevator, dripping in water.
“What the fuck Natasha?” Tony said and Steve muttered “Language”
“Family meeting” Wanda said since Natasha only glared at them while playing with a knife of hers.
a few seconds later a huge flash came down from the sky and they heard Clint shouting “It worked guys, it worked!”.
So they were now everyone: Bucky, Natasha, Vision, Wanda, Steve, Tony, Thor, Loki, Clint and Bruce.
“FRIDAY, play the footage of our meeting with Peter earlier!” Natasha asked and FRIDAY showed them what Flash had said about him. “And this isn't the first time, this have been going on since Freshman year! And yes Tony, i've already sent everything to Pepper” She added
The group did not take the news good.
“Okay kids, change of plans, next up we are going to one of the gyms where the Avengers sometimes workouts so if we’re lucky we get to see some action” Harry said exited, the gyms were always fun to go to even if you’ve been to them before.
And since this gym was higher up than everything else on the tour and Harry said it was a change of plans, Peter guessed the rest of the Avengers now knew about Flash. Which was not good in any way.
When the group exited the elevator they saw Steve and Bucky sparring and Natasha and Clint sparring while Thor was swinging his beloved hammer. The group stood behind big windows which protected them if something inside would ever go wrong.
The Avengers stopped after a while and Harry took that as a cue to enter the room.
“Hello and welcome Midtown! I hope you have had a nice trip here. You are now going to get the chance to learn some stuff, or try to beat us up and then you can try to lift Mjölnir, Thor's hammer!” Natasha said “I assume you all know who we are but if you don't: I'm Natasha Romanoff or Black Widow, That's Clint Barton aka Hawkeye, Steve Rogers aka Cap, Sergeant James Barnes and Thor.”
“Okay everyone who want gets the chance to spar with us today so just line up to whoever you want to spar.” Steve said and quickly added “When you’re done you can try to lift Thor's hammer, as Natasha said”
The group quickly split up and stood in line to the person they wanted to spar with, a few went directly to Thor instead who happily talked to them about his hammer.
Flash of course went to spar with Natasha since he for some reason thought he could handle her.
“Watch this Pe- Parker” He said and grinned widely
Only seconds later his smile was long gone and he was laying on the matt, trying to catch his breath.
“Wow Flash, i'm so impressed” Peter said sarcastic
“C’mon маленький паук dance with me” Natasha smiled challenging
“As you wish мать-паук” Peter
When the two spiders was fighting everyone stopped to watch, not only because Peter Parker just spoke russian to the Black Widow but because he never got violent and could not do a single push up in gym glass.
It almost looked like they were dancing, it was amazing to watch. Peter knew that if one of Natasha’s hits would hit him it would hurt, a lot, so he tried his best to not get hit while not trying to hit her back.
“Hit me ребенок-паук” Nat screamed at him
Peter did as she said and his leg crashed into the side of her stomach which caught her off guard, Peter saw his chance and took it. He hit her knee and then her back and at the same time he put out his leg for her to trip on. She fell to the floor and Peter bowed down to her.
“You let me мать-паук” Peter whispered smiled and she smiled back
He noticed that the rest off the room was very quiet and his classmates stood with mouths open.
“I- um yeah-” He began
“Well done Pete, not your record time but it was good” Clint said happily