Introductions
While Loki slept Thor told the Avengers what he had just heard. At least whatever he knew wouldn't somehow invade Loki's privacy.
"Wait....so who gave birth to the horse?" Vision asked. "If I am correct only females have the reproductive organs required to conceive and birth a child."
"Well yes but Loki...seems to be a different story as he...birthed Sleipnir." Thor explained.
"But according to my information, which I highly doubt is wrong, one has to undergo-"
"Yes yes of course! Moving along!" Thor yelled nervously.
"Do ALL asgardians give birth no matter the gender?" Tony asked teasingly leaning into the side of his husband who shook his head in disagreement with Tony's actions.
"Well Loki is a shapshifter if that answers your question."
"Are you one too? Being brothers...." Clint asked curiously.
"Loki is adopted so it has nothing to do with our blood relationship but no."
"Okay but what are they?" Natasha asked motioning to the children.
".....Well they are as they look I suppose." Thor shrugged. The team was so engolfed in there conversation that they didn't notice the shifting on the sleeping God's lap.
Fenrir woke up and looked around at the unfamiliar surroundings. He whimpered quietly and started to shake his siblings. Sleipnir was the first to wake to Fenrir's shaking. He kicked Fenrir off Loki's lap with his hoof as a reflex. He pouted when he realised what he'd done but it was Fenrir's fault anyway. He jumped off Loki and stood next to Fenrir.
"Whaaaaat?" He asked sleepily annoyance clear in his voice. He still had yet to noticing the now staring humans(and god).
"WE-WE-WE-WE'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!! It's like Daddy sajd~! People are gonna kill us! Or use us! Or BOTH!!!" Fenrir yelled choking on his sobs and tears. Sleipnir looked around, now fully awake. He stared at everyone one in the room as they stared back at him. His older sibling sense kicked in as he pulled on his other sibling still sleeping peacefully and managed to put Hela on his back and Jormungand around Fenrir's neck.
"RUUN!!!" He yelled at Fenrir, running towards the exit. Fenrir followed behind closely. Jormungand woke up because of the movement but he was too tired and too lazy to actually care about the situation and attempted to fall back asleep.
Tony quickly ordered his suit to block all entrances/exits so the kids couldn't escape. The others rushed, well some did others just followed behind slowly, cautiously, to surround the little ones. Fenrir started to panic and tried to hide behind his elder.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!!" Sleipnir yelled walking backwards only to trip on Fenrir and fall back awkwardly tumpling over his brother and sister, who had just fallen off his back.
"Listen kid. We're not gonna take you anywhere." Tony reasoned.
"Or hurt you." Clint whisper-yelled.
"Or kill you." Natasha slipped in.
"Oh for the love of Christ..." Tony muttered as Thor stooped next to the fallen sons and helped them up. Picking the sleeping Hela, who unironically slept like the dead. As for Jormungand, we'll he was still tightly wrapped around Fenrir's neck, although he might've been wrapped tighter now that he was awake and panicking his instincts kicking in.
"What in the Blazzzezzzz?! Where'zzzz Daddy?!!! Told you Karma wazzzz real!! GO AWAY YOU WRETCHED BEASTZZZ!!" Jormungand yelled as he slid up and wrapped himself around Thor's neck squeezing until Thor couldn't breathe.
"WAKE HELA UP!!" He suggested and Sleipnir and Fenrir pulled Hela from Thor arms Attempting to wake her up. They were unsuccessful, however due to two reasons. One being the Avengers grabbed them apart and two being Hela slept like, and I mentioned this before, the dead. Natasha pulled Jormungand off Thor, somehow, and held him in place as he attempted to bite her and free himself. Steve took Sleipnir and held him close to his chest leaving no way for Sleipnir to even attempt to kick him. Tony took Fenrir but he simply tied him to the table with a thick piece of thread he found lying around and let one of his suits watch over him. Clint, well Clint held Hela in his lap as she slept peacefully not wanting to have to deal with the children who were beyond dramatic and waaay beyond noisey.
"MOOOMMMMYYYY!!!!" Sleipnir yelled on the brink of tears.
"DADDY!" Jormungand and Fenrir corrected simultaneously.
"NO! Mommy's my mommy!" Sleipnir explained his childishness taking him over.
"Daddy's a male!" Fenrir stated we though it wasn't obvious.
"Two againzzzt one!" Jormungand argued.
"THAT'S NOT FAIR~! Hela hasn't even said anything yet! And plus! I'm the eldest what I say goes~"
"Daddy!! Sleipnir using age again!!" Fenrir whined wiggling and clawing at the thread around his throat hiding under the table to be as far away from the red and yellow suit as possible.
"Where izzzz daddy?" Jormungand asked wiggling and struggling even more now that he realised that his guardian seemed to be elsewhere.
"They took daddy too!!" Fenrir cried loudly, "I told you they'd want Daddy!!"
"Isn't that mommy over there?" Sleipnir asked oddly calm about his current situation now as he struggled but still managed to turn his head towards Loki. Jormungand was about to comment but Thor cut him off finally getting his breath back to korma after the choking hold Jormungand had on him and the laughter that came after with the argument.
"Do not be afraid little ones! I am Thor of Asgard and these are my friends!" Thor reassured a large grin on his face.
"I miss Grandma..." Fenrir whimpered.
"Had my brother not told you of me? I am Thor! The hod of Thunder!" Thor tried but frowned when the children remained silent. "Loki really never told you of me?" He asked heartbroken.
"We don't get to spend time with Mommy alot. He keeps disappearing." Sleipnir explained his intelligence in other areas than 'Stranger Danger'.
"Daddy and Grandmama said Daddy is an only child." Fenrir admitted.
"Don't tell strangers our information!" Sleipnir yelled quite hypocritically.
"Fenrir you idiot!" Jormungand cried.
"I'm not an idiot!" Fenrir defended.
"No name calling!!" Sleipnir scolded.
"Blah blah blah." Jormungand mocked.
"I'm telling Daddy!" Fenrir whined.
"Mommy!" Sleipnir corrected.
"DADDY!!" Fenrir and Jormungand shouted. Steve cleared his throat once he stopped laughing. The others were still dying of laughter but made an attempt to give Steve their full attention. Well most did. Others, like Clint, continued on with their day.
" You need not worry youngster's. We are here to help both you and your...parent?" Steve stated softly not minding Sleipnir wiggling in his arms. "My name is Steve Rogers and I am at your service." He finished sending Tony a look when he snorted sassily. Fenrir, being the friendly one he was, began introducing himself as well.
"My name is Fenrir! And the mean one is Jormungand! And-and the sleeping one is Hela! And the biggest one is Sleipnir!!" First there was silence. Then Jormungand practically screeched.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU'VE KILLED US!! WERE DEAD!" Sleipnir began to cry.
"I've failed as the eldest." He wept silently feeling defeated. Hela woke up slowly the noise finally becoming to much for her to simply ignore. She got up groggily and shoved herself off Clint's lap before he could snatch her up.
"What are you idiots getting on about?" She asked kicking the suit in its leg curiously.
"Fenrir zzzzold uzzzz out." Jormungand complained. Hela looked around once again before spotting her Father.
"Weren't you paying attention earlier?" Hela asked obviously annoyed and tired.
"....no...." Her brothers said simultaneously. Hela sighed and rubbed the bridge of her nose.
"Grandma said that we and Daddy would be going to Midgard with Uncle."
"But we don't have uncles or aunts because Daddy doesn't have siblings." Fenrir argued.
"No he didn't. He said he was adopted and practically an only child." Hela explained rolling her eyes once again.
"Oh~" Tony teased looking at Thor, "that's gotta hurt!" But he quickly shut up when Steve sent him another look. Thor rolled his eyes and ignored Tony.
"Now that that matter is resolved," He sighed tiredly, "It's time for introductions!" Thor exclaimed.