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avengers & co.
ironass (Tony Stark)
wizz (Stephen Strange)
greasy god (Loki)
star spangled ding dongs (Steve Rogers)
arachnid (Peter Parker)
a queen (Shuri)
gnat (Natasha Romanoff)
buck buck (Bucky Barnes)
deaf boye (Clint Barton)
witch, please (Wanda Maximoff)
gotta go fast (Pietro Maximoff)
goldilocks (Thor)
dOcToR b (Bruce Banner)
sam (Sam Wilson)
deaf boye : DID YALLS GET THE PARTY INVITE
gotta go fast : ??? no ????
ironass : yh pepper sent it to me
gotta go fast : ????? what party ????? am i not invited ???
witch, please : i got it too lol
gotta go fast : oh, so im being betrayed by my own twin. nice cool cool nice cool nice nice cool nice nice nice cool
dOcToR B : [screenshot of the invite at bottom of previous chapter]
gotta go fast : EBIC
gnat : laura invited the girlies before all u hoes
star spangled ding dongs : oh ok
arachnid : hEy @ironass can i invite a few friends??????? the rlly cool ones who know my identity and are really chill yeah yeah
ironass : i mean why not
goldilocks : am i invited to this celebration?
greasy god : no, perish
arachnid : yeah u are u saw the invite
buck buck : oop
goldilocks : excellent! so can I make something to bring?
greasy god : YOUR PINTEREST CONCOCTIONS ARE NOT WELCOME AT THE PARTY, BITCH.
arachnid : yes you can thor sweetie
goldilocks : thankyou, spider-man!
greasy god : no dont come it wont be cool if u come
arachnid : no problem :)
wizz : @greasy god he doesn’t care stinky
witch, please : press f to pay respects
vore nation
not a communist but capitalism is flawed (MJ)
oh yeah mr crabs (Ned)
not spiderman (Peter Parker)
homophobia is gay (Wade Wilson)
not spiderman : [screenshot of the invite]
not a communist but capitalism is flawed : oh i already know
not spiderman : ????????
not a communist but capitalism is flawed : the amazing miss potts sent it to me
not spiderman : cant argue with pepper tbfh
oh yeah mr crabs : HSJAHSKAHSJAJAH AN AVENGERS PARTY?!!!?!?!???? PETE IM CRYINF
not spiderman : ned sweetie ily
homophobia is gay : oh that’s So cool! can i Annoy all The Avengers into Adding me To their secret Chat
not spiderman : bls stop typing like that also there’s no secret chat
homophobia is gay : anything For you Angel Boy (in a Platonic Way or tony Will beat Me)
oh yeah mr crabs : and i oop-
peter isn’t allowed to name the chat anymore
ziggy stardust (Peter Quill)
walking thesaurus (Drax)
baddest bitch in this joint (Gamora)
terminator (Nebula)
big softie (Mantis)
not a raccoon (Rocket)
baddest bitch in this joint : do you guys remember valkyrie
big softie : yes!! i love her
terminator : shes pretty powerful i guess
ziggy stardust : i mean she could snap my neck with her pinkies and honestly? i wouldn’t blame her i would be thankful
walking thesaurus : no comment until peter changes my name
baddest bitch in this joint : she sent me this in the bad bitch chat [screenshot of invite]
ziggy stardust : i think i just had a heart attack WHAT WHY WOUDKS VAL INVITE THE LESST COOL PEOPLE JN THE GALAXY TO THE PARTYH
big softie : i for one am very excited! will there be other girls there?
baddest bitch in this joint : yeah there should be
terminator : the fit ones are mine
big softie : oh! okay :)
ziggy stardust : ignore her mantis u can have some pretty girls
big softie : thankyou peter
not a raccoon : right take us to terra then. groot is staying here or he’ll get us banned from the entire planet
ziggy stardust : fuck you
not a raccoon : id rather not
terminator : [eye roll emoji x2]
jerry, thispeachissubpar
really sexy of me (Hope Van Dyne)
very VERY small (Scott Lang)
under-appreciated loser (Luis)
the main man man main (Hank Pym)
really sexy of me : [screenshot of the party invite]
very VERY small : œuf
under-appreciated loser : sorry i don’t speak portuguese dude
the main man man main : it’s french for egg
very VERY small : i want to say ‘shut it grandpa’ but i don’t want to get smacked down by hope. what a dilemma
very VERY small : it was a super clever reference to ‘oof’ but in a different language bc i am superior
really sexy of me : shut the fuck up the fit one is talking
really sexy of me : the party. be there or be square
very VERY small : yes ma’am
under-appreciated loser : yes ma’am
the main man man main : yes ma’am
wakakakakaka
dont mine at night (Shuri)
furry (T’Challa)
opposite of a roblox thot (Nakia)
dont mcfucking test me (Okoye)
dont mcfucking test me : [screenshot of invite]
dont mine at night : skjks jokes on u the avengers gc sent me that three seconds before u did
furry : why am i not in the avengers gc when i fight with them and u dont
dont mine at night : bc ur degenerate furry scum n they don’t associate with u
opposite of a roblox thot : yikes
furry : im not a furry
dont mine at night : ur username would suggest otherwise
opposite of a roblox thot : take the L
furry : ouch my feelings
twenty minutes before the party...
untitled chat
natasha r has added pepper p, gamora, hope van d, maria h, valkyrie, carol d, wanda m, laura b, sharon c and okoye to the chat
natasha r : this shall be the party chat
natasha r : right now its just a replica of our boss ass bitch gc but that will change shortly
hope van d : right okay
hope van d : let’s get adding soldiers
okoye : WAIT
okoye has changed the chat name to ‘it’s party time’
okoye : okay go for it
maria h : excellent addition
pepper p has added 30+ users to the chat
pepper p has muted all new users
valkyrie : that’s a lot of damage
pepper p : everyone i just added are all the people i know got the invite. if ur reading this and know of others who got the invite, dm me or one of the other boss ass bitches and we'll add them
carol d : is this not just the avengers gc but glorified
pepper p : basically
carol d has added maria t to the chat
carol d : this is maria shes the best and shes coming
laura b : nice
gamora has added 5 new users to the chat
gamora : these are the guardians and theyre gay space hoes. ladies hit up @mantis and @nebula theyre looking to cuddle and smash puss, respectively
hope van d : thats gay i can respect that
sharon c : peter parker just sent me a few names and i know one has beef with at least two ppl on here but im adding them anyway bc the others seem pure and good
sharon c added 3 new users to the chat
wanda m : DID PETE INVITE WADE FUCKING WILSON???!!!?!!?1?1! THAT MAD LAD DGHJWFHKSAGDFHL
valkyrie had added 10+ new users to the chat
valkyrie : i was sent these
okoye has added 5 new users to the chat
maria h : are we ready to unmute?
natasha r : hang on
natasha r has added a new setting to the chat. more than 5 consecutive messages will be marked as spam and you will receive a warning, as well as a five minute mute. admins can mark anything they see fit as spam.
hope van d : smartt
hope van d : i take it we're admins
pepper p : all the girlies are admins babe [lipstick kiss emoji x2]
okoye : nice
laura b : okay on three
wanda m : one
sharon c : two
valkyrie : THREE
carol d has unmuted the chat