Chapter 1
groupchat initiated
old fucker #1 : what
why am i here
what is my name
why have you done this
legolas : fuck if i know
peker : ???
little red : i’m getting my guns
greasy bitch : where the fuck are my knives
and i’M NOT GREASY
birb fucker : oh for fucks sAKE
old fucker #1 : why all the swearing????
old fucker #2 : steebie i love you but what the fuck
parry hotter : i’m going to fucking murder whoever did this
fuck
it was tony
obviously
parry fucking hotter
sureieee : oh my god
greasy bitch : fucking whore
rapunzel : why the foul language, brother?
shrek 2.0 : thor, look at the names of everyone. loki has the right to be upset.
i’m breaking tony’s chemistry kit if he doesn’t fix this
the bestest bitch : geez calm the fuck down
it a JOKE
little red : will it still be a joke if i invert your rib cage
sonic the hedgehog : jesus christ
red witch girl : oh my god pietro
peker : lmaoo
greasy bitch : is she wrong tho
old fucker #1 : yes
old fucker #2 : ehh
little red is now nat
shrek 2.0 is now brucie
parry hotter is now strange
birb fucker is now sam
legolas is now clint
peker is now peter
sureieee is now shuri
rapunzel is now thor
greasy bitch is now loki
old fucker #1 is now steve
old fucker #2 is now bucky
red witch girl is now wanda
sonic the hedgehog is now pietro
the bestest bitch : y’all happy yet?
steve: change yours
the bestest bitch : rude
smh
the bestest bitch is now tony
nat : this won’t stop me from breaking your fucking skull open
tony is now offline
loki : lmaoo
peter : please don’t touch him!!! please!! pl ease!1! ple ase?
shuri : lmao he broken
bucky : someone call 911
thor : why
bucky : nat went to get loki
sam : fuck
clint : lmao tony’s fucked
strange : oh fuck off i’ll get him
like fucking always
why does this always happen
strange is now offline
nat is now offline
loki is now offline
pietro : haha their fucked
brucie: *they’re
pietro : nerd
thor : bruce why is the magical toasting machine screaming
brucie : did you burn something
thor : perhaps
wanda : oh my god
clint : lmao whatever bye
sam : can’t deal with this shit for much longer
bucky : mood
all members are offline