Spider-Man has added CaptainRighteous, CoolArm, CAWCAW, IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron, CoolScienceBro, ScaryWomanSpider, FalconsAreCool, PopTartLover to ICraveDeath
Spider-Man: guys! look at what i made!
IronManNotMadeOutOfIron: underoos, i don't even know what to address first, there are so many things wrong with what just happened.
FalconsAreCool: Like the chat name? I mean, it is pretty concerning
CoolScienceBro: Or we can ask why SPIDER-MAN even has our contact information, which is supposed to be pretty confidential?
CAWCAW: i don't even know Spider-Man personally but I already approve, that chat name is so relatable
PopTartLover: What is this so called, 'chat'? And Man of Spiders! Nice to make your acquaintance once again! Even through this digital device!
Spider-Man: okay so much is going on at once woah- also, blame Mr.Stark for me having your contact information, also, hi Thor! this is like normal texting, but we multiple people!
CaptainRighteous: Of course Tony would give our information to a vigilante, why did I expect any less?
IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron: okay! in my defense, he used the puppy eyes against me! i know you guys haven't seen them, but they can counter steve's!
CoolArm: okay, this kid is a force to be reckoned with, beware of the puppy dog eyes-
Spider-Man: i'm not a kid!
CoolArm: i'm like, 100 years old, i have the right to call you a kid, and so does steve
CaptainRighteous: I second that
IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron: same
Spider-Man: i mean, mr.stark, i already see all the grey hairs shining in the light.
IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron: kid, all these grey hairs are your fault for all the stress you put me under, also, how dare you betray me like this
CAWCAW: WOW! Tony just got fucking roasted, I mean, I have to second the kid on this one Tony, he's right
Spider-Man: I'M NOT A KID!
CoolScienceBro: Look, if the kid says he isn't a kid, respect the kid.
Spider-Man: i can't believe you done this-
CaptainRighteous: Wow, I mean, of course he isn't a kid KID, if he was under 18 he would't even we allowed outside the country without Parental Permission, so I think he passes, so let's leave the kid be
Spider-Man: wow, i take the time to come up with creative, nice usernames for you guys and this is how i'm repayed, this is so sad, Karen, play despacito
ScaryWomanSpider: explain why the fuck despacito is playing on my phone and how do i stop it- i'm assuming it's one of your fault-
Spider-Man: i'm so sorry Ms.Romanov! uh, uwenwveiuqhpqw
IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron: look at what you did Natasha, you broke him.
ScaryWomanSpider: well, my phone is fixed, so i could care less honestly. to fix one broken thing you must break something else
CoolScienceBro: That... isn't how it works, at all.
CoolArm: i mean, my phone stopped playing it as well, so i'm happy
CAWCAW: guys, what the fuck, i was enjoying the tune
CAWCAW: FUCK YES! Thanks Spider-Dude!
Spider-Man: your welcome!
CaptainRighteous: Okay, now that my phone has stopped screaming in Spanish, can we please discuss the title of this? It's concerning-
FalconsAreCool: Yeah, and the excessive use of the word 'Cool' in the username
Spider-Man: okay so, i put cool so often because i wanted to compliment you guys without being to weird about to yea sorry if it was still weird i didn't mean for it to come off like that i can change it if you want or you can change it yourself it's okay i mean i didn't spend like 2 hours freaking out over this or anything
FalconsAreCool: Jesus fuck, it's okay don't worry-
CAWCAW: why is mine just CAWCAW? i mean, it fits the theme kid, but why don't i get a compliment
Spider-Man: because i saw a video of you yeeting yourself out of the vents in the tower and as you fell you screamed, and i quote "CAW CAW MOTHER FUCKERS" so i thought this would be a nice momento to it! i'm pretty proud of it! =D
IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron: before any of your ask, i posted that video
CoolArm: jesus this kid is precious
CAWCAW: Spider-Man, i order you to call Bucky Jesus, he is actually jesus reincarnate
Spider-Man: Oh god i'm so sorry Mr.Jesus-
Spider-Man has changed CoolArm's name to Mr.Jesus
CaptainRighteous: What... no, Clint that's not how it works!
CAWCAW: HA! Stop me bitch-
CaptainRighteous: LANGUAGE!
CAWCAW: LIKE, SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE SWORE BEFORE ME, WHY TARGET ME?!
CAWCAW: LIKE COME ON- YOU SWEAR THE MOST OUT OF ALL OF US-
Mr.Jesus: I now have power over you all- I am Mr.Jesus, bow before me
Spider-Man: of course Mr.Jesus, sorry Mr.Jesus
CaptainRighteous: Kid, seriously, don't listen to Clint-
CoolScienceBro: Also, Spider-Man, your so gullible
Spider-Man: guys... I don't think you realize
Spider-Man: GUYS GET OUT OF THE WAY- IT'S THE LOOORRRRRRDDDDD
IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron: kid, i am begging you to stop, please, you have used to joke like 17 times already it's killing me-
Spider-Man: in this world it's either yeet, or be yeeted Mr.Stark
CAWCAW: NIICEE- Some how him calling you Mr.Stark during this whole thing makes it's 110% BEtTer
PopTartLover: What is a 'Yeet'?
Spider-Man: As an exclamation it can be used to express excitement, usually happily but also nervously. (See Ex. 1)
It can also be used as an exclamation of victory. (See Ex. 2)
Or as a battle cry or focus-shout while throwing or hitting something, like "HIII-YA". (See Ex. #3)
IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron: jesus kid did you just copy paste that? was that seriously already ready to go? You typed that out in 0.2 secondes
Spider-Man: i drank coffee this morning
IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron: KiD- ThIS Is WHy I HaVe GrEy HaIrs!
IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron: why did my text do that when i sent it-
Spider-Man: i control the chat Mr.Stark- that's why
IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron: also, kid, you need to stop drinking coffee, you know what it does to you-
Spider-Man: Mr.Stark i need to have a drink that is as bitter and dark as my soul, and coffee matches that perfectly.
IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron: Get a glass of milk then-
CAWCAW: *GASP*
Spider-Man: how dare you-
PopTartLover: So... it is a battle-cry of sorts?
Spider-Man: yes! i'm not sure but i'm pretty sure it can enhance your throw, or power in an object when you throw it, maybe you should try it with your hammer? we won't know until we try!
PopTartLover: That you are right Man of Spiders! I shall try it out and see it it enhances my throw or the power in my Mjolnir! If not, then I shall use it in Battle and see if it works under Dir situations!
CaptainRighteous: Thor I wouldn't really suggest doing that-
Mr.Jesus: i am Mr.Jesus so I say, Yeet the fuck out of that hammer
FalconsAreCool: what has this world come to-