Halloween Time!

Spider-Man: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME!

Spider-Man: WOOOOO

IronPoptartMan: kid, it's 5 am what are you doing awake?

Spider-Man: i was excited for halloween so i ended up waking up early on accident

CaptainRighteous: And why exactly, are you excited for Halloween?

Spider-Man: i actually have a costume to wear on patrol today,since i'm 'to old' to trick-or-treat. i honestly find that notion ridiculous but whatever. but i also love seeing peoples costumes! some people put so much detail in them!

CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: also, AFTER halloween all candy goes on sale, so who cares if you can't trick-or-treat? you can buy bags of candy ALL for yourself!

IronPopTartMan: say hello to diabetes

CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: your no fun

IronPopTartMan: sorry, can't hear you over the bull-shit that you just typed out, i'm going back to sleep, bye

Spider-Man: bye!

IronPopTartMan: so now that we're awake at a reasonable time, what are the plans for the day?

FalconsAreCool: well, we usually all just laze around and watch halloween movies and play party games- usually drink as well, you know, the usual?

IronPopTartMan: yeah

CaptainRighteous: Just wanted to say that Spider-Man just left. Also, maybe cut down on the alcohol? We don't want a repeat of what happened last year- 

IronPopTartMan: OKAY- It's so unfair though! You can't Bucky CAN'T GET DRUNK- Thor and Loki don't count because their god and most likely just get drunk on their own meed BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT-

SheBeSneaky: your right, the point is you tried to do a drinking match with a guy who can't get drunk

IronPopTartMan: I'M SORRY I DIDN'T REALIZE HE CAN'T GET DRUNK

Mr.Jesus: even if we could get drunk we would still win

IronPopTartMan: ... BRUCIE

CoolScienceBro: Yes?

IronPopTartMan: would there be a way to calculate, if Cap we're human, who would win in a drinking match?

CoolScienceBro: Steve would win

IronPopTartMan: And here I thought we we're friends

CoolScienceBro: We are, I'm just stating the fact that he would win

CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: feel the betrayal, feel what i feel every time you guys speak-

IronPopTartMan: ugh

PopTartLover: Oh! I love games! What games shall we play?

FalconsAreCool: Never Have I Ever, 2 Truths 1 Lie, Truth or Dare etc, etc

PopTartLover: Those sound like a fun challenge! 

MischievousSnek: you don't know what any of those are, do you brother?

PopTartLover: ... no, i don't

CaptainRighteous: You'll understand as we play, don't worry

PopTartLover: Would it be possible to see if any of the Avengers that weren't there last time can lift my Hammer? I quite liked that game

MischievousSnek: you liked it because no one is able to lift your hammer

Mr.Jesus: i'm not sure since i wasn't there, but wasn't Vision able to lift it up...?

CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: The Horrible Cook Is Worthy

CaptainRighteous: Leave him be, it's not his fault that he doesn't have taste-buds

CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: he is a part of Jarvis, right? doesn't that mean he is basically part google? you would think a computer/android/sentient person would be able to cook with all that knowledge at their finger tips

CaptainRighteous: Well, logic can't exactly explain this honestly, we just need to accept the fact that he isn't the bet at cooking

FalconsAreCool: Cap, I will forever be loyal to you but 'isn't best at cooking' is an understatement

CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: EXACTLY, HE SET SOUP ON FIRE, WHO SETS SOUP ON FIRE?! HOW?!

IronPopTartMan: I THOUGHT WE ALL AGREED TO NOT QUESTION THE SCIENCE BEHIND IT-

CoolScienceBro: I am a scientist, as stated in my username, and I also, have no idea how that happened

CaptainRighteous: Leave the poor man alone, even though those are all logical statements-

CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: NEVER-

FalconsAreCool: okay so I just saw something that's going Viral on youtube and Tony, I need you to explain it

IronPopTartMan: yes?

FalconsAreCool: why is Spider-Man swinging through Queens, but with a Batman mask and cape on? All the while screaming " I AM BATMAN " as he swings along?

IronPopTartMan: ... that sounds like something he would do

FalconsAreCool: your not gonna question it?!

IronPopTartMan: why would i question him when iv'e literally mixed red-bull and coffee together while going through 3 all-nighters. 

CoolScienceBro: Tony no-

IronPopTartMan: also, it's barely the weirdest thing he has done, as long as he isn't in danger i could care less-

CoolScienceBro: DON'T IGNORE MY CONCERN-

Spider-Man: i'm back from patrol!

FalconsAreCool: perfect, now explain to me wtf you were doing because i saw those youtube videos-

Spider-Man: it was my costume! i can't go out on halloween as myself, so i went as bat-man! =D

FalconsAreCool: omg so innocent- 

IronPopTartMan: come here kid! we're all playing Never Have I Ever

CaptainAmerica: want me to prepare you a beer?

Spider-Man: uh, no thanks? my metabolism won't let me get drunk, and i don't like the taste, at all

CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: is that your way of getting out of taking shots

Spider-Man: have you not seen me eat? my metabolism is a monster i swear-

CaptainRighteous: It's okay Spider-Man, you don't need to drink- Now! How about we start?

Spider-Man: IS CLINT WEARING A SATAN HAT?!?

Mr.Jesus: just don't make eye-contact and you'll be fine

IronPopTartMan: COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM SPIDER-MAN

Spider-Man: I'M SORRY

IronPopTartMan: WHEN DID A BUILDING FALL ON YOU!?!

Spider-Man: LIKE, A FEW MONTHS AGO ON THE NIGHT I CAUGHT VULTURE-

IronPopTartMan: WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME?!

Spider-Man: BECAUSE I WAS IN ONE WHOLE PIECE AND OKAY-

MischievousSnek: a building fell on you

MischievousSnek: i would't consider that 'okay'

Spider-Man: i was! i swear! can we just get back to the game, please? i just want to have a nice halloween night without thinking about it

IronPopTartMan: ... fine, but we are talking about this later, you need to learn to not hide these things from me. now come out of the bathroom

Spider-Man: okay, thanks mr.stark

FalconsAreCool: so, i would understand why Nat and Bucky know all trivia questions about our lives but... Spider-Man? 

IronPopTartMan: he took quizzes so he didn't mess up on something when speaking do you guys- he was all worried about it.

CaptainRighteous: That's... actually really thoughtful of him

CoolScienceBros: And a bit stalker-ish

Mr.Jesus: i mean, i do the same thing

CoolScienceBro: Touche

FalconsAreCool: ... when did Spider-Man put on the Bat-Man mask and cape?

SheBeSneaky: just a moment ago when i dared him to

FalconsAreCool: all you dared him to do is get you a glass of water and put on that outfit? considering how brutal you are with everyone else i don't think that's a coincidence

SheBeSneaky: us spider's must stick together

CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: Sam, why can't you and me be like that?

FalconsAreCool: you never even stood a chance clint, don't try to ask me now

CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: fucking dammit

CaptainAmerica: Hamilton is the best musical guys there is no debate on this

IronPopTartMan: Wanda and I think Wicked is the best musical! 2 against 1!

CaptainRighteous: Come on Spider-Man! You agree that Hamilton is the best musical, right?

Spider-Man: although it is good! i'm more of a Dear Evan Hansen and Be More Chill type of guy, even though i love Hamilton! don't get me wrong! 

CaptainRighteous: You guys are all hopeless, Hamilton shall rule over all-

IronPopTartMan: you wish

Spider-Man: ... yay tree bros?

IronPopTartMan: WHO STARTED BLASTING THE SONG "THIS IS HALLOWEEN"?!?

CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: ME AND SPIDEY

IronPopTartMan: SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN

IronPopTartMan: so now that satan's anthem has stopped playing, let's get back to the game!

Spider-Man: okay that is an exaggeration mr.stark, 

IronPopTartMan: NO KID, IT ISN'T

Spider-Man: guys, why does clint suddenly have a shit that says '' ask me what my costume is "?

IronPopTartMan: we like to call it 'don't ask' shirt between us, but it's basically he will reply with a quote or something of the sort- it's come up with horrible results kid, don't try

Spider-Man: i'm gonna go ask

IronPopTartMan: WHY DO YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME

Mr.Jesus: i understand tony, steve doesn't ever do a thing i say

Mr.Jesus: 'don't go to the war' i said

Mr.Jesus: 'you'll die' i said

Mr.Jesus: what does he do? he goes to the fucking war

Mr.Jesus: but no! he doesn't JUST go to the aid in the war

Mr.Jesus: he decides it's a good idea to take some mystery serum and guess how i reacted when my boyfriend just

Mr.Jesus: comes back jacked as fuck, and not only that, but comes as Captain Fucking America

IronPopTarMan: we can suffer together

Spider-Man: all clint did was lift up his phone to show me this picture and honestly i can relate to it on a spiritual level

Mr.Jesus: i think we all can

CaptainRighteous: Okay so, i didn't expect the reason for Nat to dress up as a viking to simply be because she had a small cat Onesie and decided to just tear is into pieces for a costume- 

PopTartLover: A Viking? The suit reminds me allot of what we used to wear in the olden-times on Asgard! 

MischievousSnek: ugh, don't remind me

PopTartLover: Right, sorry Brother

CaptainRighteous: I think we are going away from the original topic. A CAT ONESIE

PopTartLover: I find Onesies to be quite comfortable! Maybe she tore it apart to show her victory against the cat? It is plausible

CaptainRighteous: We don't make Onesies out of actual cat fur, or cats at all for that matter- I think she just deemed it useless since it was a size to small and put it to good use

Mr.Jesus: i mean, her costume is really good-

SheBeSneaky: you guys are aware of the fact I can read these, right?

CaptainRighteous: Of course, just that i didn't want to ask you directly?

SheBeSneaky: and why?

CaptainRighteous: Because it's very peculiar and strange- 

SheBeSneaky: i became a viking because i watched How To Train Your Dragon with Spider-Man, Clint, Wanda and Vision. i just happened to like the idea and turned my to-small cat Onesie into this costume. simple as that

CaptainRighteous: Thank you?

SheBeSneaky: your welcome

CaptainRighteous: Okay, so since the first person has passed out, how about we wrap it up for tonight? I don't want anyone dying of alcohol poisoning under my watch

Spider-Man: so we can die of alcohol poisoning when not under your watch?

CaptainRighteous: Just don't die at all, that would be preferable

CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: and if you do die, walk it off

CaptainRighteous: OKAY FIRST OF ALL HIIQHXQOQHOP

Mr.Jesus: and that wraps it up for the night! good night everyone-

IronPopTartMan: i just watched Captain America get dragged off to bed after having his phone taken away from him

MischievousSnek: i assume you got it on tape?

IronPopTartMan: of course! who do you take me for? 

MischievousSnek: and imbecile, anyways, i'll be off now. sleep well mortals

Spider-Man: good night loki!

IronPopTartMan: wow kid, not even trying to defend my honor right there-

IronPopTartMan: as for everyone else, time to go to bed as well. just because it's the day after halloween doesn't mean we can have a break

Spider-Man: i mean, it's already 2 Am, so this whole day can be spent just lazing around, right?

IronPopTartMan: you wish. also, you know what i meant kid, don't try to out-smart me, it'll only turn out bad for you

CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: or in sweet, beautiful victory

IronPopTartMan: don't encourage him to go against me-

CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: he already seems to be doing that on his own tony 

IronPopTartMan: ugh, whatever.

SheBeSneaky: so who's gonna drag Bruce to bed...?

IronPopTartMan: i will, you guys just go sleep and all, i'll go once i get brucie to bed-

Spider-Man: want help mr.stark?

IronPopTartMan: nah, i'm good kid, good night

Spider-Man: good night mr.stark! sleep well!

IronPopTartMan: you to kid, glad you had a happy halloween