Chapter 2
JBB: I just was offered Goji berries.
JBB: Why was I just offered Goji berries?
SR: Because they are healthy?
JBB: They look like animal droppings.
SR: If that weirds you out, stay away from Chia.
JBB: What is Chia?
SR: If you ever feel like chewing frog eggs without killing anything, they are the way to go.
SR: Very filling, though.
JBB: WHY?
SR: Lot's of fibers?
JBB: No.
JBB: I mean... why?
JBB: Why would you...
JBB: I mean...
JBB: You ate that?
SR: Stark's idea of a fun time.
JBB: Do I need to have a word with him again?
SR: Bruce and Nat like that stuff, too.
JBB: Things I didn't want to know.
SR: Which is why I am telling you this.
SR: Before they offer it to you, too.
JBB: Anything else you feel the need to warn me against?
SR: Starks love for AC/DC and Nat's tendency to ask for a ballet partner.
JBB: Did you...
JBB: I mean...
SR: You mean trousers.
JBB: Yes.
SR: Yes.
JBB: I need pictures of that.
SR: Nat was scary enough to make me wear them. What do you think she will do to you if I told her you laugh about her hobby?
JBB: Would be worth it.
SR: It's your funeral.
JBB: Come on. You never share any of the fun stuff.
SR: Fun stuff?
JBB: You know. Stuff about you.
SR: You know a lot about me, Bucky.
JBB: Used to.
JBB: These days you send me a video of Burlesque dancers without blushing.
JBB: And all I hear is the stuff that is already in the media.
SR: What would you want to know?
JBB: That's unfair.
JBB: Just something.
JBB: Just...
JBB: What was the last song that got stuck in your head?
SR: Justin Bieber
SR: Love Youself
JBB: JUSTIN BIEBER?!?!?
SR: It's a good song.
SR: It helped that I did not know that it was by him at the time.
JBB: And the part you are not telling me?
JBB: Been to one of his concerts yet?
SR: Because good hearing and screeching fangirls go together that well..
JBB: You're no fun.
SR: I can tell you the first music video that threw me.
SR: Not just: this is a different time.
SR: But: What the hell have I missed in the mean time?
JBB: More half naked ladies?
SR: Bucky, it's called Burlesque and they all kept their underwear on.
JBB: So, more naked ladies.
SR: Now you're just asking for it.
SR: *sends link to The Darkness - I believe in a thing called love*
JBB: ...
JBB: What the actual fuck?
SB: I still don't understand that one.
JBB: What have I just seen?
SB: They call it music these days.
JBB: But...
JBB: Why?
SB: My personal theory is that he is actually gay, where gay can mean anything between 'being happy' , 'being into guys' and 'fighting a space octopus with his crotch and a guitar'. Which seems to roughly fit every one else's use of that word.
JBB: ...
SB: Did I tell you about the time we fought Space turtles?
JBB: Tell me you did not fight them with your crotch.
SB: They were flying, near the top of skyscrapers. They weren't inclined to hold still long enough.
JBB: STEVE!
JBB: I forbid you to fight space aliens with your crotch!
JBB: I absolutely forbid you.
JBB: End of discussion.
SB: Can I use a guitar then?