In which Midget and his bird friend make a mess
Midget was woken by Sapphire pecking his head. Midget mewed in dismay, and sat up. The blue jay took a hop back.
what do you want? Midget twitched his tail angrily.
wild came inside, the bird cocked her head. Midget stretched and ignore the slight smell of fear on the bird.
go look at it! Sapphire flapped her wings angrily, and Midget decided he should pay attention. To his surprise she was right. There was a tree in the living room.
that's not right, Midget lashed his tail.
it's fun to sit in, Sapphire cawed, and sored up to the top of it. The tree rocked a little, I bet you can't get this high!
Midget wrapped his tail around his paws and scaled the tree up. It looked VERY climbable. He approached it and sniffed the closest branch. It was real. He slipped under the low hanging branches and examined the trunk.
don't be pussy, Sapphire cawed. She seemed very proud of her perch on the top of the tree. Midget let out an angry growl, and sank his claws into the wood. The cat began his assent. Midget stepped from branch to branch. This was easy. He was half way up the tree when it let out a low creak. That was bad. The tree rocked. That was worse. Sapphire flew from the top of the tree with a cry of alarm as it began to lean. It began tipping. Midget let out a hiss of dismay and leapt from his spot on the tree. The tree fell over with a crash. Midget looked at it disapprovingly, and ruffled his fur.
Tony heard a crash, and instantly knew it was bad. He walked into the living room and found a tipped over christmas tree, Midget licking his paws with pine needles stuck in his fur, and Sapphire perched on the tallest object with her feathers ruffled. Tony crossed his arms, and tapped his foot on the floor. Midget stopped cleaning himself.
"Midg. What did you do?" Tony stared down at his cat. The cat just meowed and rubbed it's head on Tony's leg.
"Idiot." Tony scooped his cat up into his arms and scratched his ears, "You made a mess."
The cat purred.
"Well I suppose I can't really make you clean that up, can I?"
The cat rubbed his head against Tony's chin apologetically.
"It's okay, I forgive you buddy," Tony smiled. He loved his dumbass cat.