In which Peter meets his "brother"
"Hey anybody home?" Peter said and tossed his backpack down on the closest chair. Peter had flown into Malibu for the week with plans to surprise Mr. Stark. It had been a while since he had seen the man.
"The hell are you doing in Tony's house?!" Peter jumped and spun around. There was a guy who appeared maybe a little older than Peter sitting on Mr. Stark's couch.
"Who the heck are you!?" Peter countered jumping back.
"Nah-ah! nope! I am asking the questions here!" He rose to his feet. He was taller than Peter, and looked a lot bigger.
"I'm here to surprise Mr. Stark," Peter said defensively. He raised an eyebrow.
Harley eyed the intruder in Tony's house up and down. He was smaller, Harley had already figured out his best plan of attack.
"Your turn to answer questions," The intruder said, but looked like he was ready to run away, "Why are you here? and who are you?"
"Um, I am here to surprise Tony," Harley answered and folded his arms over his chest, "Before I tell you who I am, you tell me who you are."
"I'm Peter," The intruder said and held out his hand. Harley just glared at.
"I'm Harley," Harley said with a curt nod.
"Wow wow wow wait?! You're Harley? Like THE Harley?!" Peter exclaimed trying to not to gape. Harley raised an eyebrow.
"Uh, yeah, but I am pretty sure," Harley said and flopped on the couch.
"Like... Like the one who's shed Mr. Stark broke into? The one that threatened him with a potato gun?" Peter couldn't believe it. Mr. Stark had always talked about hm, but they had never actually spoken, and Peter hadn't even ever actually seen him.
"That's me," Harley said with a half smile, "Wait! are you Peter? Like Peter Parker?"
Peter nodded smiling ridiculously.
Harley laughed.
"I guess we'll both have to surprise him then," Harley laughed, and slapped Peter on the shoulder.
"What the hell are you two doing here!" Harley and Peter spun around to face a very happy Tony Stark.