FalconsAreCool: Why did Loki just suddenly blurt out 'Nine!' only to have Peter instantly bring him to the bathroom?
Mr.Jesus: hm
FalconsAreCool: You know something
FalconsAreCool: Care to share it with us?
Mr.Jesus: nope, not a chance -
FalconsAreCool: It was worth a shot-
MischievousSnek: She/Her
CaptainMotherHen: Okay
FalconsAreCool: No problem-
IronPopTartMan: that's fine but-
IronPopTartMan: what happened earlier?
MischievousSnek: why would i tell you?
IronPopTartMan: because it directly involves peter, my intern
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: your son
IronPopTartMan: my intern
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: don't worry, your simply in denial, it'll pass after awhile and you will accept father hood-
IronPopTartMan: not likely
IronPopTartMan: anyways, loki?
MischievousSnek: it's nothing you need to concern yourself about
IronPopTartMan: bucky?
Mr.Jesus: nope
IronPopTartMan: very eloquent, thanks
Spider-Burrito: it's nothing mr.stark- it isn't anything bad, okay? please just leave it alone?
IronPopTartMan: kid look-
MischievousSnek: it's just to calm my murderous tendencies, without this child i would have already murdered about every single person in this castle
MischievousSnek: there, happy now?
IronPopTartMan: yeah
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: is that supposed to comfort me, or frighten me?
MischievousSnek: both
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: good, because right now i feel both fear and comfort knowing you guys have a system to stop you from murdering us all, but also frightened by the fact you guys have a system down for it, meaning this is a pretty common occurrence
MischievousSnek: fear me
Spider-Burrito: Mrs.Loki just tells me when Murderous Tendencies get over 6, which i really appreciate. I came up with the system not
Spider-Burrito: why do i suddenly have a stack of 20 blankets in my room...?
CaptainMotherHen: You expect us to learn about the fact that you thermoregulate and NOT make sure your not freezing every moment during winter?
FalconsAreCool: Yeah kid, if you really thought that then you have another thing coming
Spider-Burrito: but guys, it's fine? i just wear like, 5 or 6 layers of shirts and i'm okay
MischievousSnek: i can smell the lies from all the way over here
Spider-Burrito: of course it's still gonna feel cold! but like, doesn't everyone cold in winter? even with the best of coats? or the couple hundred layers of clothing? the only difference is that it just takes me allot longer to warm up-
IronPopTartMan: kid, iv'e already ordered a couple dozen things for you, including heating pads, warm sweaters and i'm making a coat that warms up like your suit, so just accept the blankets-
Spider-Burrito: omg mr.stark no- it's not like i can get sick because of the cold-
CoolScienceBro: Wait, you don't get sick?
Spider-Burrito: well, i don't know? i haven't gotten sick since the spider bite? it's already almost been 2 years since then, and i think it's safe to say i can't get sick?
CoolScienceBro: Would you mind taking a few test just to make sure of it? This would actually be interesting to see
CoolScienceBro: I already find it unlikely that one spider can perfectly match with your DNA, make your eyesight amazing, give you super strength, agility and all your senses heightened- It just seems so unlikely
Spider-Burrito: don't forget the spidey-sense!
IronPopTartMan: ...
IronPopTartMan: kid, you know branding is forever right?
IronPopTartMan: you know your gonna forever have the word 'spider-sense' stuck to you, right?
IronPopTartMan: you really need to get better with naming-
Spider-Burrito: i'm not that bad! i named Tess, didn't i?
CaptainMotherHen: I mean... your pretty bad
Spider-Burrito: okay, your not one to speak Captain America
Spider-Burrito: seriously, almost everyone on this chat is awfully named so don't attack me specifically-
Spider-Burrito: IRON MAN ISN'T EVEN MADE OUT OF IRON-
CoolScienceBro: Forget about branding's for one second-
CoolSciencebro: Spidey-Sense? What's that?
Spider-Burrito: it's what tells me when danger is coming- like if a bullet is coming i can sense it and dodge it without even looking
Spider-Burrito: i don't know how it works, it just does?
CoolScienceBro: What does it feel like?
Spider-Burrito: it depends? if the danger is really bad then it's like this sudden shock going through my body SCREAMING at me to MOVE. if it's like, a ball of paper being thrown at my head it's a bit dull and lowered considerably, but still there.
CoolScienceBro: Iv'e never heard about anything like that... Would you mind if I take test on all of this one day?
Spider-Burrito: i don't know? i guess it would be fine? just like, don't shoot a bullet at me? please?
Spider-Burrito: pretty please?
CoolScienceBro: I won't shoot you Peter, everyone in here would have my head
CoolScienceBro: Well, that is if I don't already have it sliced on a silver plate
IronPopTartMan: I did not need that mental image, you know that right?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: how would that even be, possible?
SheBeSneaky: i can think of a multitude of ways to do just that
MischievousSnek: same, it wouldn't be that hard
Mr.Jesus: me too, and they say he's a genius
CaptainMotherHen: That isn't the point! I think he meant THAT ISN'T SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN EVER-
IronPopTartMan: THANK YOU
PopTartLover: I agree with the Man of Iron and the Captain, Sister, you aren't supposed to think about these things regularly
MischievousSnek: you know thinking about different ways to kill people calls me-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: Calm Thy Self
Spider-Burrito: clint no
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: clint yes
SheBeSneaky: clint no
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: clint no
FalconsAreCool: I can't believe you guys-
Spider-Burrito: ANYWAYS- let's forget the mental imagery of Dr.Banner's head on a silver platter, for all our sake's
Spider-Burrito: i'll think about it? i don't... just no blood test, okay?
CoolScienceBro: Okay, I can respect that
CoolScienceBro: Do you mind if I ask why? I probably won't be able to see if you can get sick or not without a blood test... If we do find out, it'll be when you actually get sick.
Spider-Burrito: allot of bad stuff happened last time someone took my blood, that's all i'm willing to say about it
CoolScienceBro: Okay then, it's fine Peter, don't worry about it
Spider-Burrito: okay, thank you Mr.Banner
CoolScienceBro: Welcome Peter
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: PETER JUST
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: YEETED STEVE INTO THE WALL DURING TRAINING ON ACCIDENT AND PETER IS PROFUSELY APOLOGIZING AND ASKING IF HE'S HURT
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: AND STEVE REPLIED " Yeah " AND THEN PETER STARTED PANICKING THEN STEVE SAID " My Pride is in shambles, gone, crushed to dust. "
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: IT WAS BEAUTIFUL-
FalconsAreCool: NOW HE KNOWS
FalconsAreCool: NOW YOU KNOWS HOW I FEEL
Mr.Jesus: my boyfriend will finally understand why i wake up in a cold sweat because i remember a 14/15 year old defeated me, tying me next to the person i despise with a passion
FalconsAreCool: the feeling is mutual
SheBeSneaky: you guys need to get over your hatred for each other
FalconsAreCool: Look, if it doesn't interfere in battle, i can hate this guy as much as I want
SheBeSneaky: hm, sure
Spider-Burrito: i'm so sorry mr.captain america rogers sir
CaptainMotherHen: It's fine Peter, better me then say, Tony
Spider-Burrito: that's exactly why Tony doesn't train, at all
IronPopTartMan: why is it that you refuse to just, call people by their first name? Iv'e known you for over a year and you still call me mr.stark most of the time
Spider-Burrito: because it's polite? and i'm a nervous wreck 99.9% of the time?
CoolScienceBro: Same
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: mood
Spider-Burrito: and it's mostly a force of habit-?
Spider-Burrito: and to annoy you from time to time-
IronPopTartMan: wow
IronPopTartMan: betrayed, by my own intern
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: son
IronPopTartMan: i'm not talking to you anymore
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: denial i tell you