General Rants
Ok , so infinity war.
What the **** was Marvel thinking??????
I mean Marvel is amazing and holy, and beautiful, but still.
'The culmination of Phase 3.'
What the frick is 'Phase 3'????????????????????????
Are they part of some wacko crazy plot to take over the world one billion $$$ at a time?
Mwahahahaha
"Good work, Anthony, brother, now we move on to phase 4 of our evil plan. Gary, cue the evil laugh... Gary! When I say cue the evil laugh, you press the big red button that says EVIL LAUGH in all caps, like that. Then the entire studio reverberates with evil laughter, while I Iip sync the whole thing because my evil laugh sucks."
"Robert, we should call in the guy who played Ultron, he had a great evil laugh, all roboty."
"Did he even laugh? He was a robot after all."
"What ever Robert, it's all for the greater good anyway."
*Grindelwald enters, smiling* "Did someone say the greater good?"
"Go away Grindy, your movie wasn't even very good!"
Mwahahaha