Steve sighs as they hit traffic and he has to slow down. He glances over at Peter who is sitting in the passenger seat before looking in the rear-view to see his daughter staring out her window with headphones in her ears.
“Hey FRIDAY! I have a question,” Peter says.
“Sure. Go ahead Master Peter.”
“Can ducks open a bottle of wine with their corkscrew penises?”
“Peter!” Steve yells as FRIDAY starts to answer. Beverly is pulling her headphones out of her ears and focusing on what’s happening in the front seat.
“I don’t know the answer to that, would you like me to ask Boss?”
“No! Cancel!” Steve yells.
“Don’t ask Dad. Bring up the web result.”
Peter starts to scroll through the display when Steve slaps his hand away. “Stop that! Don’t make FRIDAY look up duck penises.”
Beverly is leaning over the console of the middle seat trying to read the screen too.
Peter clicks a link and Steve doesn’t catch the title because a car is trying to merge into their lane as traffic starts moving again.
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Steve does notice as he hits another light and has to stop. He sees a crude sketch of a naked man and woman engaging in sex. He reaches out and pinches Peter’s inner thigh. “Get that off the screen now!”
Beverly sits back in her seat and presses herself against the door in case Steve decides to pinch her next.
Peter is laughing in-between crying ‘ow’, as he exits out of the search results.
“Fucking Tony. Can’t set up parental controls right.”
Peter hides his face in his hands as he continues laughing. He pulls out his phone and texts his sister.
Peter: It was worth it
Beverly: Yes! I still wonder the answer though