The one with a stuffy demon and his dense angel sidekick
“Bucky!” Steve yells, yanking Bucky by a single feather on a wing as Bucky chants a repeated “ow, ow, ow,” following Steve just because he can’t not.
“We've been over this,” Steve scolds, “You aren't supposed to just-” his spare hand waves erratically “You can't just angel out and threaten people. You could have given him a heart attack.”
Bucky winces as he's pulled but he lets out a chuckle anyway “Like that would have been a bad thing? He's trying to build a fucking wall Steve. He needs a heart attack.”
Steve stops, still holding onto Bucky though as he pivots in Buckys direction. He breathes out his frustration “And he will, eventually,” Steve says “But he's the president...and now he's on the news reporting a supernatural attack on the country because he saw a demon.”
Bucky snorts.
“Don't even,” Steve continues. “You're making demons like me look bad. Sometimes I wonder why i ended up as the demon when you're the little shit that sprouts wings and looks like a giant cricket for fun.” He shakes his head hard, mumbling “Angel my ass,” under his breath.
“Hey!” Bucky shouts “I'm the best angel. If you weren't such a stick in the mud Trump would be out of here and id probably get an angelic promotion for bringing in hell's most wanted. But no...mister demon is no fun.” he scoffs, wings fluttering in Steve's grasp.
“Mister demon likes to keep things in their natural order, mister demon has souls to reap. Now c’mon some creepy russian pedo just died that we have to take care of.” Steve finally lets Bucky's wing drop free from his grasp, his face schooled into a careless expression, steely. “If you're good I'll let you scare him before we drag him down to hell.”
Bucky has his arms crossed tightly, scowling, but he huffs anyway, letting out a grunted “Fine,” as he tries to catch up. “But can we get milkshakes after?”
That earns him a glare from over Steve's shoulder. “Only if you promise not to kill the president...no matter what a steaming bag of shit he is.”
“I promise i won't try to KILL Dump.” Bucky agrees, mouth turning up into a smirk “If anything, next time I'll only scare him a little.”