Avengers Assemble Groupchat
2:17
Peter-Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Iron Dad: Pete?
Peter-Man: that was karen
Peter-Man: she was voice recording
Peter-Man: sorry
Fellow Arachnid: why was she recording you screaming??
Iron Dad: ^^!
Uncle Rhodey: did you get stabbed again
Peter-Man: How dare you!!
Peter-Man: ...I fell off a bridge
Iron Dad: you WHAT
Peter-Man: don’t worry I’m fine
Peter-Man: unrelated but is the medic wing free
Iron Dad: you’d better not be dying or I’ll kill you
Capsicle: he should not be fighting he is TWELVE
Peter-Man: rude
Iron Dad: karen just sent me the medical report kid wtf
Capsicle: don’t curse in front of the child
Peter-Man: the doctor said all my bleeding was internal!! That’s where the blood is supposed to be!
Not Green Arrow: haha sick brooklyn nine nine reference
Peter-Man: thanks clint
Uncle Rhodey: DON’T TAKE POP CULTURE REFERENCES AWAY FROM ME ITS HOW I BOND WITH THE KID
Not Green Arrow: battle of the uncles
Peter-Man: hey I can see you tony nat and rhodey im under the bridge
Iron Dad: ive got the kid
Iron Dad: turns out he DID get stabbed again
Iron Dad: which is why he fell off the bridge
God of Thunder: My brother, Loki, used to stab me and push me off of bridges
God of Thunder: I sympathize, Friend Peter.
God of Thunder: Also, Banner says you should bring Peter to him
God of Thunder: I once saw Banner fall onto a bridge
3:27
Iron Dad: Peter is safe and asleep
Birdman: wtf happened while I was at lunch
Fellow Arachnid: shut up sam
Birdman: that’s fair
4:53
Peter-Man: its MJ
Peter-Man: tony said I'm not supposed to encourage you to murder anyone
Peter-Man: so what I WILL say is
Peter-Man: peter got stabbed by a tall man of medium build with a scorpion tattoo on his left hand somewhere in queens
Peter-Man: sources (karen) say he’s an illegal weapons dealer with a warehouse on 116th street
Peter-Man: so do with that what you will and maybe I’ll let you live after what happened last time I texted in this chat
Not Green Arrow: if I shoot him in the leg will you leave me alone??
Peter-Man: if you shoot him in the leg I'll forget you had anything to do with the incident
Iron Dad: clint no
Not Green Arrow: clint yes
Not Green Arrow: clint has a family and would like it to stay that way
5:31
Iron Dad: CLINT YOU ACTUALLY SHOT HIM
Not Green Arrow: HE SHOT PETER
Iron Dad: PETER WOULDN’T HAVE WANTED YOU TO SHOOT HIM
Peter-Man: peter still appreciates the gesture
Peter-Man: its me btw
Peter-Man: peter
Peter-Man: May says thank you for shooting him
Peter-Man: and arresting him
Peter-Man: also my stab wounds gone!!!!
Peter-Man: thanks magical science spider
Iron Dad: go back to sleep kiddo
Peter-Man: ok dad
Iron Dad: do you see me as a father figure??
Peter-Man: NO
Peter-Man: IF ANYTHING I SEE YOU AS A BOTHER FIGURE
Peter-Man: BECAUSE YOU’RE ALWAYS BOTHERING ME
Not Green Arrow: haha sick brooklyn nine nine reference again
Uncle Rhodey: CLINT DO NOT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME