Spidey PR
12:28
Peter-Man: UH
Peter-Man: I HAVE A PROBLEM
Not Rosa Diaz: peter have you been stabbed again
Peter-Man: NO THIS IS A LEGIT EMERGENCY
Not Rosa Diaz: okay we can unpack that later whats up
Peter-Man: THERES OTHER SPIDER-MEN
Peter-Man: EXCEPT TWO ARE GIRLS AND ONE IS A PIG
Guy in the chair: what like the people tourists take pics with?
Peter-Man: NO THEYRE FROM DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS
Guy in the chair: HOLY SHIT
Peter-Man: EXACTLY
Peter-Man: THERES ALSO A KID CALLED MILES, A MIDDLE AGED ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A TIRED JAKE GYLLENHALL, AND A BLACK AND WHITE ONE WHOS EMO AF
Not Rosa Diaz: your descriptors of middle-aged spider-man were low key mean
Peter-Man: OH IM SORRY THAT IM ACTING EMOTIONAL ABOUT THIS INCIDENT
Peter-Man: IM FREAKING OUT THE PIG SOUNDS LIKE JOHN MULANEY
Not Rosa Diaz: peter seriously are u ok
Peter-Man: IM FINE IM VERY OVERWHELMED BUT ITS FINE
Guy in the chair: why are the spider-people here?
Not Rosa Diaz: great question
Guy in the chair: thanks MJ
Peter-Man: okay so apparently they all met bc a supervillain from miles universe brought them all to his universe and they went back home but then they were suddenly here they don’t know why either
Not Rosa Diaz: why don’t you just tell tony??
Peter-Man: idk they’re trying to stay under the radar
Peter-Man: but I dont know how to get them home I'm freaking out
Guy in the chair: peter
Guy in the chair: aren’t you forgetting someone
Guy in the chair: shuri??
Peter-Man: OH MY GOD YEAH
Peter-Man: ILL TEXT THE SCIENCE KIDS GROUPCHAT
Peter-Man: also May I don’t want her to worry about where I am
Coolest Aunt Ever
12:56
Peter-Man: hi may im saving the world don’t worry theres no villain or anything love you
Science Memes
12:57
Peter-Man: uh hi genius friends I need help
Potato Gun: did you get stabbed again
Peter-Man: N O
Peter-Man: okay so basically theres 6 spider-people from parallel universes and they need to be yeeted back but they don’t know how
Peter-Man: ALSO ONE IS A PIG WITH JOHN MULANEYS VOICE
meme queen: uhhh wtf
Potato Gun: I'm with shuri on this one
meme queen: why don’t you just call tony?
Peter-Man: um
Peter-Man: because you’re smarter?
meme queen: I mean obviously but you could just swing over to tony’s lab
Potato Gun: he called him dad by accident yesterday and now he’s embarassed
meme queen: ha nerd
meme queen: seriously tho just call him
meme queen: and then document everything for me
Peter-Man: fine you guys suck
Iron-Dad
13:11
Peter-Man: hey mr stark
Peter-Man: I have a problem
Iron-Dad: that you’re currently running around with six parallel universe spider-people?
Peter-Man: WHO TOLD YOU
Iron-Dad: karen
Peter-Man: it be your own suit lady smh
Iron-Dad: I’m not even going to ask
Iron-Dad: I'm right behind you, kid
Iron-Dad: literally
Iron-Dad: I’m hiding behind the red building
Peter-Man: stalker