story time
N/A: So, I´ve this idea for making evil wizard Kurt and Kitty bonding …it´s a cute scene to highlight that Kurt is not a great detective and to show Kitty he is not 24/7 evil all the time.
@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling
In the green gardens, where it´s an eternal spring despite Lorna affirming is the opposite the 4 women are relaxing, a commodity that is far too precious in the harem, as today the Evil Wizard is not in the house, conquering or whoring himself out, no one cares for the details right now, Lorna and Rachel enjoy the few moments of peace.
“So, how long this harem exist?” Kitty dares to ask as the question was looming over her mind lately, she never heard about this harem, however, there are many things she filters along the years.
“Don´t know and don´t care,” Rachel replied and Kitty takes this as an answer. Lorna looking at the clouds have the misfortune to mention Genosha and that almost make the woman cry.
“I still miss my family” Lorna speaks up after cleaning her eyes, to make sure no tears will fall today, Kitty offers comfort as the best she can, the temple is the closest thing she has as a family.
“Thank you, Kitty, but I don´t think a temple is the same thing as my family, I want to go home…"Lorna speaks in defeat "but I know it won´t happen for a time now” noticing how Kitty is confused(but won´t dare to ask “is your story, you decide if you want to tell or not”) Lorna has no problem in sharing “Father made a deal with the necromancer, the payment, however, was something lost in translation as he wanted one of us to be in his stupid harem, Wanda, my big sister, once sleep with him many, many years ago and let´s say she does not wish to repeat the experience, even now as she is married and has children, so, I take her place” Lorna make a disgusting face.
“That´s was very brave of you, Lorna” Kitty replied nicely and Lorna offers a weak smile.
“Don´t think too fond of me, maybe I had my selfish reasons too, I wanted to show Wanda I can be more than little Lorna, the little girl she always has to protect, and maybe I just want a way out of my father…Talia, if she could would accept any means to leave” noticing the stares the woman explain herself “Talia is the product of one night stand, just like me, sadly, Talia is his daughter and being his daughter gets little favours, funny, now I can see why me and Talia get along so well” Lorna finish her tale and Kitty merely thank her for sharing her story, she can´t offer advice on a subject she does not know well.
Rachel hugs Kitty like a teddy bear and rests her face on Kitty´s shoulder and speaks free of judgment her own story.
“To sum up, father asked for this monster´s help, a warlock was causing trouble along with his followers, and only him could help, sadly the monster pretends to have a soul to care for the children he slaughter…the warlock was using children as soldiers and the monster didn´t share a tears as he finishes them off” Rachel cuddles with Kitty as she finishes the tale “bottom line, the vindicative asshole put me here with an expensive fee to pay …I´ll die here” Rachel explained sadly.
“Ray, I´m a healer of Zaorva, I may not understand the harem´s rules or politics” Lorna and Rachel agree with this by chuckle" but I promise to do something to help" Rachel thanks her but it does not seem she truly believes.
“Zaorva is that powerful, but she won´t interfere in the politic affair´s of humans …or shiars” Cerise speaks dryly “is my turn to tell my tale? Ok, I was a soldier to Queen Lilandra, but, when her evil brother take the throne and a civil war begins, I ended up here…needless to say, people aren´t very fond of me and King Magneto” a pointy look to Lorna was spotted “ order me to go to jail”
“Of course, that´s not what happened, Kurt…found me and offer me a trade, I would fight in his army and in exchange I would stay here, unharmed” Cerise continues and Kitty listen to very closely “it wasn´t bad, he didn´t send me to kill children or anything like that, in fact, he would just send me to make sure one of his students is doing alright” she gave a small smile “one day, he offers me to show about the date thing, I have no idea what this was all about so…I accept "Kitty didn´t like this and make this perfectly clear” sex was nice and all but I didn´t like as much he did, in fact, I could spend the rest of my life without sex…him, however, can´t. Kurt let me stay here promising that King Magneto won´t bother me"
“Cerise!” Kitty asked as the older woman(a joke at this point) looks at Kitty with a tender smile “I´m fine Kitty, it could have been much worse, I know what people want to do with a shiar refugee and in all honesty, as much Kurt is an idiot and I want to punch him, I must thank him, being here is much better than staying outside”
“He is a not nice person” Kitty offers and Rachel speak a more colourful language to describe him follow by “He is a monster”
“NO” Lorna replied shocking the others “if I acknowledge he´s a monster, I´ll have to acknowledge my own father is one too, I´m not ready for that”
“we understand” offers Kitty and Rachel. The day continues without any more discussions as Kitty tell them about the time Kurt take her to that boring festival making Kymri and Mara hate her “Kiddo, I think those two will form an anti-Kitty in hopes to get Kurt all for themselves” Rachel replied and the others laugh even Kitty.
Certainly, Kurt didn´t take her on purpose, and soon enough, will go back to his adoring fans. Right?
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Kitty opens her door and saw a bamf waiting for her, the little thing was giggling at her and Kitty only frown at her, certainly, Kurt and his minions still thought it was hilarious that Kitty really thought the bamfs are his children.
“He can´t laugh at me for that, I mean, you resemble him so much, except you´re way fluffier than him” Kitty hissed at the creature who still giggles and makes a notion to Kitty to follow him. “Hey, wait for you me, you little fuzzy thing” Kitty calls and the bamf is already miles away from her and Kitty follows phasing through walls when necessary.
The little bamf waves to Kitty and gesture for her to enter the room, his room, and Kitty gulp louder, does he wants…now? Well, what if she got pregnant? it will destroy the order of the harem. Kid Gladiator is already the new ruler of Kaledom and Talia …is in Genosha, so, there´s no more need for heirs, right?
(stories of how depraved some necromancers can be a dance in her mind, all the while making her remember that Warlock, however, Kitty is no longer a small and hopeless little girl anymore)
Ok, think for this angle, if he wanted to do something kinky, you can scary him by knowing way more kinky stuff than him or asking to not do it tonight, I´m not sure if I really want to sleep with him or not. Is my choice not his.
Kitty enters in the room with her eyes closed and already has a speech ready “Kurt, Stay dressed what you think is going to happen, won´t happen” Kitty speak up and now slowly open her eyes to see Kurt reading his book.
“ Are we going to have sex? Well, I´m all aboard, let me close the book first” Kurt smiles amused and the little bamf is giggling at her as Kitty pouts at him. “ he bring you here for a reason and as fun your idea sounds, we won´t have sex tonight, unless…you want it” Kitty blushes and shakes her head saying she is not ready yet.
“I understand, your virginity…"Kurt tries to speak but Kitty stops him right here and there.
"No virginity, my consent, elf, I´m not 100% sure if I want to sleep with an evil wizard, however, another myth I want to debunk with you, zaorvianos enjoy sex as much anyone else, we even have orgies"Kitty now smiles in front at his reaction "sex is something sacred, as long the persons involved consent, Zaorva has no problem in letting us explore our sexuality” Kitty explained almost laughing “so, no, elf, I´m not a virgin healer waiting for my man or woman, got it?” now she laughs and the necromancer compose himself and speaks again.
“Got it, later, let´s talk about the myths of Zaorva, does she has a bad healer?” the question was made as a joke but Kitty answer anyway.
“Yes, Dr Sinister, an evil wizard, however, he too works under Zaorva and never dares to break her rules, but he´s an inferior healer compared to me and the others” Kitty now puts a finger on her lips thinking about the last time she saw Dr Sinister “the man does seem to be crazy over Scott Summers”
Kurt Wagner is in silence pondering the information until he closes the book.
“That´s good to know” his tone is low as the bamfs bring a new book “however, enough of myths, you told me in the party you know a better story than in that play, carry to show me?” Kurt asked like a petulant child and Kitty almost laugh, the evil wizard wants to hear a story from her? Ok.
Kitty would sit in the chair next to him, that´s was her goal, but, the bamfs have another idea as she is now on his lap. Sighing loudly, the woman just herself to tell the tale. Kurt does not seem to mind the new situation.
“Ok, this is an old story of Galadon” Kurt is surprised for a moment as Galadon was destroyed way prior to Kitty´s existence, but, stories are immortals so maybe is not that surprising “once upon a time, there´s a woman with a magical mirror, the woman was a queen, a powerful witch and slaved by the mirror”
“Oh, I’m hooked already, I love magical mirrors” Kurt declares excitedly.
“One day, the mirror declares a woman from a village is prettier than her and would ascend to her throne and take everything away from her, of course, the evil witch didn´t accept this and as a slave of the mirror did what was instructed to kill the woman, a woman named Branca” Kurt didn´t understand what the name Branca means and Kitty only giggles at his expression.
“At first, the evil witch throw a spell that petrified everyone in the village, however, it missed Branca” Kitty told and Kurt makes some quips about how to really petrify someone “on her desperate crusade against Branca, the woman sells her soul to the entity of the mirror in exchange of power, the woman becomes a dragon as big and powerful as it can be…only to be a big target for a brave prince who killed the dragon"Kitty make a sad face but continues "but that´s not the end of the story, you see, the brave prince falls for the lovely Branca, as the evil witch has a brother that vows to get his revenge on the mirror and on the lovely Branca”
“The brother was…a necromancer” the word was spoken carefully and Kurt is paying attention. A tale about a brave young woman in the search of a heal for the people turned into stone, a brave prince that need to learn how to accept help and a necromancer that did have a heart in the end.
“So, the brave Branca kissed the check of the necromancer and the brave prince and speak ’‘you make me the famous princess, even though, I´m nothing but a mere village girl in my heart, however, I do not need to follow the rules and neither does you two, I now know who I´m and after this journey I´m ready to go back to my family, I´ve many things to do to decide which role I should be, in the end, I rather choose myself,” the prince and the necromancer are understanding of her words and didn´t cause a brawl, as Branca heads back home to where her family is waiting, she is no longer the mere pretty face, this time, she knows who she is and is happy with her virtues and flaws, she is Branca, she is human" Kitty finishes the story. The bamfs seem to have loved it and are clapping hands, however, Kurt is in a deep thinking mood.
“She…didn´t choose the prince nor the necromancer?” Kurt´s golden eyes are on Kitty´s doe ones. “That…is an ending I never would guess, you´re right, is a much better story than in the play of that festival…"Kurt trails off and asks slowly "do you think she could have chosen the necromancer?”
“Yes, of course, she does have a soft spot for him and the prince, the necromancer has good qualities as bad, but, I don´t think Branca wanted a relationship at the moment” then she adds “But I think is possible for her to love the Necromancer, no, I think is possible for her to want to see more of him, and no, I´m not saying this because you´re a necromancer yourself, I just think is possible, he really loves her and she does feel something for him…however, as I told you, at moment, she wasn´t interested in a relationship”
“…I like your story, do you have another?” Kurt asked and Kitty nods happily “then tell away, wait” Kurt now adjust their position as Kitty begins her new tale, what a surprise this time it has a necromancer as a protagonist.
Kitty only leave his room by the next day, she ended up sleeping in a couch Kurt conjure and has the distant feeling someone kissed her forehead, as she leaves the room his fan club was not happy to know Kitty spend the entire night with him.