Chapter Three
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*team dinner*
Steve: Hey, Buck, what was your favorite part of living in the 40s?
Bucky: The fact that none of the rest of you were born yet
The rest of the Avengers: *mildly offended expression*
Tony: That's fair
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Tony was losing his mind.
He'd called multiple meeting, had doubled security, had FRIDAY constantly running surveillance and searching for hidden technology or suspicious-looking people, and had come up with nothing. He was about ready to shoot someone, it was making him so crazy. And what made it even worse was the fact that nobody else seemed at all concerned about it. Steve kept telling him he was getting worked up over nothing, Bruce consistently told him to 'calm the fuck down, Tony, it's really not a big deal.' Peter acted strange whenever he brought it up, which would have raised red flags with anyone else, but Tony had long since learned that he was never going to understand today's teenagers. So, Tony did the only thing he could do; Had FRIDAY monitor all the technology in the tower, and let him know immediately if she found anything. So far, nothing, and the posts kept appearing.
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Peter had caved, and let the rest of the team in on the secret. After Natasha, Clint and Bucky had soon found out, and soon, Peter decided it would be easier to just tell everyone. It turned out that was the right move; they were feeding him content from when he wasn't in the room, or even the building, so it didn't become so obvious that the only things that appeared had happened while he was there. Even FRIDAY was in on it; Peter had managed to get her to not turn him in to Tony. She'd agreed, and also sent him information about what was said when almost nobody was in the tower. The team was losing their minds watching Tony lose his mind. And Peter had a post for that day that would definitely drive Tony crazier than anything else.
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Spider-Man: Iron Man
Spider-Man: Iron man
Spider-Man: Does whatever iron can
Spider-Man: Does he rust?
Spider-Man: Yes he does
Spider-Man: And once he watched me turn to dust-
Tony: *screams*
Sure enough, Tony called a meeting only an hour after it was posted. He walked into the room, kicked the door shut, and slammed his phone onto the table.
"You listen here, you little shits," he hissed. "I know it's one of you doing it. I don't know how you're doing it, unless you somehow corrupted FRIDAY, but I am really fucking sick of it. So, either you come clean now, or I will personally search each and every one of your devices, and whoever's fault it is gets kicked out. Understand?"
The team all exchanged glances, trying to hide their grins.
"Now," Tony continued. "There are some suspicious characters in here. There are definitely some I blame more than others. America's Golden Boy over there can't lie to save his life. Peter would never lie to me. The rest of you just aren't idiots, except for two of you." he glared at Clint and Bucky. "So, do you two want to tell me what's been going on, or do I need to conduct a search?"
Finally, Peter couldn't hold it in anymore. He snorted, causing everyone to turn to face him.
"Sorry," he managed to get out, before bursting out laughing. "Sorry," he choked out again, before managing to compose himself a bit. "It's just... Mr. Stark, it wasn't them. At first. I mean, it was Shuri's idea, but technically, I was the one gathering the conversations. And posting them. And I got the rest of the team, and FRIDAY, to help me out."
Tony stared blankly at him.
"Sorry?" Peter said again, dissolving again into a fit of giggles.
"Fucking hell," Tony snapped, stalking out of the room.
The rest of the team fell to pieces then, laughing their heads off. Peter looked a bit worried, but FRIDAY quickly informed him that Tony wasn't actually mad. In fact, he was currently on Twitter, looking through all of Peter's posts, and laughing quietly to himself.
"I can't believe how long you managed to keep that going," Natasha commented, once the laughter had died down.
"Neither can I!" Peter said, delighted. "I can't wait to tell Ned, MJ, and Shuri!"
The team fell again into chaotic laughter.
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