ultimate matchmaker
“thor, what are you doing?” valkyrie asked, staring at thor. the male was currently leaning against the desk in his room, like he was hiding something. valkyrie raised an eyebrow as thor just smiled.
“w-what? oh, nothing. anyway, what is it you require?” valkyrie wasn’t convinced, but knew that thor wouldn’t let it go no matter how many times she asked him.
“uh, i was gonna ask if you wanted to go to the park with me and carol.” thor’s eyes widened. this is it, thor. don’t be suspicious.
“carol? as in carol danvers? our friend with medium length blonde hair?” well, shit.
“uh, yes? why are you asking?”
“ah, i cannot go.” valkyrie frowned slightly.
“oh, yeah? and why’s that? do you hate carol or something?”
“of course not! i could never hate any of my friends. except stark, but only if he annoys me. it’s just, i promised i’d hang out with banner today.”
“oh, alright. i’ll inform carol, then. i’ll see you later.” valkyrie waved as she exited the room. thor looked at his drawing of carol and valkyrie. there was a heart between them. he smiled mischievously.
“yes, see you later.”
“why are we here?”
“because, we need to see if they’re in a relationship or not.” loki groaned, causing thor to shush his brother. “they could hear us.” loki ignored him.
“well, why am i here?”
“for moral support.”
“what? why me out of all people? i’m the worst.”
“your presence is support enough.” loki smiled shyly, finding interest in the ground.
“thank yo-“
“ssh! they’re here.” the pair watched as valkyrie and carol entered the park, valkyrie ran to the swings. carol couldn’t help but chuckle at her behaviour.
“you’re so stupid.” thor and loki heard the blonde haired female say.
“says you.” carol joined valkyrie on the swing. valkyrie leaned closer to carol.
“they’re pretty close.” thor smirked at his brother. “what?”
“i thought you weren’t interested in my matchmaking adventure.” this time, it was loki’s turn to shush thor. the latter let out a chuckle, before turning his direction back to the two girls. valkyrie was watching carol go forwards and backwards on her swing.
“i can touch the clouds.” carol sang, causing valkyrie to chuckle softly.
“hey, can i ask you something personal?” the brunette asked, causing carol to stop swinging. carol raised an eyebrow, causing valkyrie to blush slightly.
“okay...”
“u-um...” this was unlike valkyrie, she was usually confident and bold. this valkyrie that carol was seeing however, was the complete opposite. carol couldn’t help but smile softly, encouraging the other girl. valkyrie sighed, looking at the ground.
“would you say that you’re...” she coughed awkwardly. “i-i...” thor and loki watched on, intrigued by what their friend’s question could be. “i... um...” thor grew impatient.
“come on, come on! tell her!” thor whispered violently.
“ssh! you’ll blow our cover.”
“it’s okay, val. you can tell me anything.” valkyrie nodded, still not looking at the girl beside her.
“okay...” there was a silence. a silence that lasted longer than thor wanted. he couldn’t take it anymore. it was physically paining him, watching his two friends like this. he had to say something. he didn’t even allow valkyrie to actually finish off what she wanted to say in the first place.
“do you-“
“JUST TELL HER WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY!” thor paused, staring at the two girls. “oh, funny seeing you two here.”
“oh my god, thor! i swear to god i’m going to kill you!” valkyrie exclaimed, running over to thor. the blonde male screeched.
“brother, protect me!” he looked next to him and saw no one there. loki had escaped. “oh, god damn it.” valkyrie pounced on thor. “mercy! mercy! mercy!” he croaked when valkyrie started to strangle him.
“listen here, bitch. you have the nerve to not only ruin our moment, but to also fucking interrupt me. you think you can get away with that?” thor tried to shake his head, his voice failing him at the moment. “answer me!”
“no, i’m sorry. i will never do it again.” thor croaked and valkyrie let go of him and stood up.
“that’s what i thought.” she turned to the swings and noticed carol was gone. “great, she left.” valkyrie turned on her heel and walked off. thor sat up. he smiled weakly when he realised that valkyrie did have a crush on carol. although the outcome was terrible on him, he still had succeeded to find some information. all he had to do was find information from carol and then hook them up.
everything had gone according to plan. except from the choking part. definitely not part of his plan.