cancel the wedding
“wade’s been on my case a lot, and i don’t know how to tell him to...”
“to fuck off?”
“yes, but without being too mean.” tony sighed.
“why do people go to me for this type of shit?”
“i dunno.”
“i’m like the worse at advice.”
“it’s because i trust you, mr stark.” tony smiled softly at peter.
“don’t call me ‘mr stark’. i’m only older than you by, what? 2 years? anyway, i say that you tell him to piss off.”
“i have, more subtlety than that obviously, but he just keeps coming back. but i can’t say it too harshly.” peter groaned.
“well, if being nice isn’t solving the problem, why don’t you just not be nice?”
“i don’t wanna hu-“
“PETEY PIE? ARE YOU HERE?” wade’s voice boomed from the hallway.
“holy moly, he’s here. i need to hide.” peter scrambled around, looking for a place to hide.
“under the bed! under the bed!” tony whispered to him and the younger one obeyed. wade opened tony’s door, frowning.
“hey, stanky, have you seen parker?” tony rolled his eyes at the stupid nickname. alright, stark, don’t be suspicious.
“parker? who’s parker? i dunno who you’re talking about.” tony mentally facepalmed. that wasn’t very suspicious now, wasn’t it? you idiot. wade squinted his eyes.
“nice try, tony. i know he hangs out with you practically everyday. you guys are tight. where is he?” tony shrugged.
“i don’t know where he is, honestly. have you checked his room?”
“no i have not. okay, i best be on my way now. see ya, stanky.” wade said, exiting his room and closing the door. tony released a heavy sigh and so did peter.
“thanks, mr sta- i mean, tony.” peter said, getting out from under the bed.
“no problem, kid.” they both shared a victory high five. suddenly the door flew open again.
“are you sure he isn’t- oh, hey petey.” uh oh.
“whoops.” tony muttered.
“wade, let go!” peter squealed. wade had him slung on his shoulder and carried him across the hallway. “help! help! i’m being harrased!” peter’s shouts caused a few students to stare at the pair.
“nothing to see here, people. just making sure petey isn’t late for his wedding.”
“wedding? what wedding?”
“you know, our wedding.”
“woah, woah, woah. okay, hold on. put me down for 1 second.” wade did as told.
“don’t escape, petey.”
“just because i said that i liked you, doesn’t mean that i meant it in a boyfriend way. i meant it as in, i like you as a friend because i knew how lonely you were. i’m sorry, wade, i’m not interested. can you please leave me alone? you’re kinda annoying me.” peter said, frowning. he didn’t know why, but his heart slowly broke when he saw wade return the frown with one of his own, except it was more sadder.
“that’s okay, peter. you have your own opinions and choices, and if we weren’t meant to be, then we weren’t meant to be.” wade replied, shrugging off.
“i’m sorry.”
“it’s cool.” the brunette teen watched as wade made his way past him and walked off. peter sighed and walked off in the opposite direction.