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Little Angel

                                                                   

 

You Know Who I am@STARKjr.

People claim I am the random kid that Dad pick up on the street recently for publicity stunt . Here is some picture of Tony Stark raising the 'publicity stunt kid' since 18 years ago. I applause you @IamIronMan for planning this 'stunt' for a very long time. 

                                                 

 

replied to @STARKjr.

Stark@IamIronMan

Look how small you are buddy ! 

Pepper@Potts-Stark

That exact moment you wrap your finger around your dad. 

captaen@SteveRogers

He has all of us wrap around his little finger. 

HawkietheBirdie@BlintCarton

You can put a video of Tony in the labour room for your birth , and people will still claim other thing.

booHoe@IamSatan

Can we talk about Tony Stark without his beard for a second ? No ? Alright .

crying in club@blueMilk

Peter first tweet is to educate people about his dad. Should have known.

     replied to @blueMilk

            You Know Who I am@STARKjr.

            People need to be educate for what they don't know. Them talking out of their ass make me pity them.

            crying in club@blueMilk

            DID YOU JUST REPLIED TO ME?!OMAIGHAD! WHAT THE FUCK?!

 

 

Tony sit on the couch , facing towards Jimmy Kimmel , showing his usual smirk, shrugging his shoulder when the audience still clapping since he step into the studios.

"Okay. How are you ? How life's treat you?" Jimmy throw his first question , face disbelief with his own question. Tony turn to the audience. waving his hand towards Jimmy , face clearly said ' can you belive this guy'.

"Are you sure thats your first question ? God, I slightly disappointed with you."

"Alright , alright, how's Peter?" 

"He's actually really busy right now. MIT, R&D product to approve, doting on his girlfriend, nerding with his bestfriend and other things. He is busy than me when I were his age."

"He looks like he is busier than me nowadays."Jimmy said, looking amused."How.. What .. How is he that busy ? He is what ? 18 ? 19 ?" 

"18 turning 50. Honestly , he is busier than me. I think the only time I spoke to him is when he call me every night , to say good night. I think when I'm at that age , I'm too busy partying to be as responsible as him."

"Yeah, yeah. I remember those day. We saw your picture almost everyday in tabloid , and at some point , we feel weird when you are not in any of that." Jimmy said, nodding his head, clearly remembering that day. "So , Peter is not like you ? At all ?"

"Urgh ! Peter is nothing like me, thank God! He is so different , he is literally an angel. Seriously. Its been 18 years and I keep waiting for wings to suddenly grow out of his back , because how can human being be that incredible ?" 

"Did you check his back nowadays , maybe it did have small wings attached to it."

"I do asking him on our routine phone call. But nope. Still no wings. Maybe they have late growth or something."

"So nothing similar between you and him ?" 

"He is 100 times better than me and I actually very grateful . I want him to be better. I need him to be better than me. The world doesn't need another me. It need at least 10 more Peter to make sure it survive another 50 years."

"This is the last question actually. When can he come here ?" he ask , earning a loud clap from audiences. "Like we all love you coming here, but when will he be here with you ?"

"Soon. We are taking this slowly because I feel like I want to give him a few more freedom without people judging his every move. I know what it likes to be the focus of those vulture. Yesterday , I read a theory about how I actually treat Peter as Rapunzel , locking him in tower or basement of one of my property , not letting him out since 18 years ago . That's actually disturbing. I can't even imagine it upon other random kid, let alone my son. I assure you , if I ever treat Peter wrong , Captain America himself will use that shield of him on me. And I don't want to even imagine what Pepper might do to me. She has a lot of really pointy heels you know. "

 

 

Comments:

 

@littleElephant

no one: ....

absolutely no one: ......

Stark: Peter is an angel!

@fuckMilk

Why the image of Tony checking Peter's back every year to see if the wing sprout out popped in my mind ? And it looks legit too.

@ilearnNothing

Serious question .Did he really came to this kind of talk show just to talk about Peter? Wow. The dedication.

@HannahLee

He is 18 and he seem to have his life more figure out than me , a 26 years old adult!

@ineedmorecheese

Is it just me or Tony Stark look so different when he talk about his son ? Like did we ever imagine Tony Stark look so human like this?

@BILLY_m

so , do we ignore the fact that he goes to MIT and also involve in R&D department in Stark Industries(I assume) , and still have time to have a phonecall routine with his father ? 

 

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