Scooby AU

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Scooby AU
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Summary
An au based on a post where the Scooby gang is all outer gods in disguise. Here we have Kitty, Kurt, Jean and Jubilee as outer gods(and one ancient vampire) who are pretending to be humans, however, the other has no idea this little group is full of non-humans.
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A small break

N/A: IT in the school is a fun idea, now, Zaorva and LK trying to meddle in the student´s life are amusing. This is another interlude, I´ll go back to the mystery and Blade will make an appearance here. Today, let´s just see how our fav eldritch couple is faring.

1) Math.

Math is a class not many people like, even the ones that take good grades, so, is a big surprise that lately the class Miss Thomas is now such a popular one, not because math is cool, is more because of the new student. Kitty Pryde.

The woman has always a vacant expression and gazes upon the ceiling for hours, wordless and does hide the fact she´s not carrying or listening to what the teacher is talking. That´s the beauty of the situation.

Miss Thomas violently clap her ruler to gain attention, Bobby, who was almost sleeping jolt ready to face the teacher, Kitty, however, still gazes to the ceiling ignoring the sound.

A peeved Miss Thomas did the sound again and asked in a huff something directly to Kitty. "Miss Pryde, what is the result of the problem?"

Kitty yawns and without breaking, eye contact with the ceiling adds. "1.245" the tone is devoid of emotion and Miss Thomas grith her teeth as once again Kitty is right.

An idea struck into her mind, a devious one, Miss Thoma quickly write on the clipboard a new equation, one she knows has no result and asked Kitty to solve it.

"Silly human, the solution for this is 2" Kitty responds now gazing to Miss Thomas with a boring expression, Miss Thomas was ready to say she´s lying, until, she saw the girl is correct...

"That is to be the toughest math question of all time" Miss Thomas replied not seeing how Kitty answer so quickly.

"That´s because humans aren´t that imaginative if I were to do the question...you wouldn´t answer even if you were immortal" some people snickers and some take photos or selfies of another Miss Thomas´s burn time.

"If you think you´re so smart, why don´t you leave?" Miss Thomas give the ultimate and Kitty takes the bait. "That´s the best idea you give today, I can now focus on more important stuff" and Kitty leaves the classroom much to Miss Thomas´s astonishment.

Another meme of Kitty Pryde. What an alien girl.

2) Movies and dreams.

Professor Marcus is a firm believer of "I´ll only believe if my eyes see it" so, when the department of movies of the University of Bayville created a project about myths, the man didn´t share the same enthusiasm as his co-workers, especially as Professor Marcus will have to show the short movies to his class.

Well, he thought bemused, let´s end this already.

"Class, today, we´ll see a project made by the students of Bayville university, a short of movies about" and he sighs think the myth itself is lame "the crawling god of chaos and Zaorva" the man is bemused and Kurt Wagner only smiles and Kitty rest her head on his shoulder. Oh, young love is cute.

The first move depicts the crawling God as something nasty and gross, the joke here is that the creature is so ugly that it need a sensor bar to block it, Kurt laughs amused at that and Kitty is bored as that "zaorva" is a blonde white woman.

Cliche, Kitty thought, really cliche.

The second movie, show the crawling god and Zaorva as a dog and a cat, an interesting take as the dog in the movie resembles an Egyptian God. Kitty is amused enough to ask this to him. "Did you have a similar mask?"

"Yes and no, that´s clearly Anubis...but I´d have a similar mask...he hates when I use and that´s prompt me to wear more often"

And the last movie shows an interesting take, it was interesting enough to make Kitty pay more attention, is crawling god as an Egyptian woman and killing white supremacist for fun and Zaorva as a Japanese man. In the movie, people think is odd how an Egyptian woman is dating a man that clearly belongs to Japan feudal.

"Darling, even in movies you don´t get the humans" IT replied amused as in the movies Zaorva, the man, has no real understanding of subtle. "Oh, shush, I like this one...sometimes, people forget I´m the patron of Japan"

The movies are over and many are talking about the myth of crawling god and Zaorva and some comments are being louder than the other. Susan is complaining about one thing in the first movie.

"Why she loves IT? she´s so beautiful and IT is so...ugly" Susan replied and many agree, how come a goddess as pretty as Zaorva can love a monster like IT?

"Well, Zaorva is more than a pretty thing, but, if I must give a reason...maybe the phrase beautiful nightmare born from those two" Kitty explained and Kurt chuckles amused as starts to cuddling with Kitty.

Professor Marcus respond to some of the questions about the myth with a real disdain that Kurt notices and is focused on. "Professor Marcus, you don´t believe in the crawling god?" Kurt asked amused.

"Of course not, crawling gods and zaorvas are nothing by a feeble attempt to explain the world, something bad happened? oh, it must be IT. Something good happened? is Zaorva...is primitive" the man concluded and Kurt humming loudly.

Professor Marcus didn´t return on the next day, some of his friends get concern and go to see Marcus, only to see the man alive in the couch of his house, however, the man shows a corpse-like estate, his eyes are red as the man refuses to close them and the man is muttering something.

"Don´t go sleep. Is not real, don´t go sleep, is not real"

3) Anything

Kurt Wagner is a popular boy, at least, popular in a realistic way, Jean is the queen who lives a hedonist life and Kurt does not need this...at least, not yet.

So, in his popularity some girls do fall for him, even knowing he only has eyes(all of them) to his Katzchen(oh, Zaorva, how did you conquer IT´s heart?) but one girl dares to at least try.

Ironic enough, the girl is friends with Amanda...well, she used to be. Cassandra Smith is in love with Kurt Wagner and has no shame in confessing to the boy.

"I love you, Kurt, and I was wondering if you feel something for me" the girl is shivering and thoughts of rejection are filling into her mind, Kurt can´t reject her...not another rejection and Kurt smiles kindly.

"How much do you love me?" he asked kindly and the girl saw this as a big yes to her confession.

"A lot, I would do anything for you"

"Anything? Well...there´s one thing you can do for me" Kurt speaks in a soothing tone and the girl listen. The next day no one saw the girl and Kurt is smirking all the way.

4) Girls

Jean Grey and Jubilee have a friendship that few can understand, in fact, Jubilee, Jean and Kitty have a strange friendship. One is too chipper, the other walk as she owns the place(and she does) and the last one seems to be always in another planet(sometimes, she laughs at that)

And the trio has pretty great harmony, however, sometimes, Kitty and Jean would throw heads and in moments like that people ask help from Kurt and Scott.

At this exact moment, Jean is talking, spitting insults at Kitty, who is returning the insults with cold indifference and this is making Jean mad by the minute. Jubilee did try to make the fight ceased, but, without success.

"Admit, you did steal it" Jean accused.

"Careful, bird brain, don´t point your finger at me unless you want to die" Kitty answers and the fight would begin, and the disguise would be dammed, when Kurt shows Jean the stolen item.

"Oh, you mean this? Sorry, I took earlier, sorry Jean" Kurt replied without caring and looking at Kitty who is bemused.

"Another of your tricks?" she asked Kurt who only shurgs and Scott makes sure Jean is not about to blow up the school, meanwhile, Jubilee is eating with Rogue, well, she did mention she already eat and is watching Rogue eats her lunch.

"Aren´t you hungry?" Rogue asked.

"No, I already eat, besides, you shouldn´t eat too much of this...is bad for your blood" Jubilee explained and Rogue nods as she starts complaining about the mosquito´s bite she got from last night.

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