Celebs group chat

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Celebs group chat

Hayato has added Taichi, Tendou, Semi, Ushijima, Shirabu, Goshiki, Hinata, Noya, Kageyama, Tanaka, Suga, Asahi, Daichi, Ennoshita, Futakuchi, Hanamaki, Matsukawa, Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Kita, Akaashi, Hirugami, Kenma, Yamaguchi, Tsukishima, Hoshiumi, Sakusa, Atsumu, Osamu, Aran, Suna, Komori, Konoha, Bokuto, Kuroo to the group chat

Hayato has named the group chat ✨celebs✨

Hayato is online

 

Hayato
GUYS IM GETTING MULLED BY FUCKING PAPARAZZI! SEND HELP

Everyone is online

 

Tendou
LMFAO

Suna
Yea I'm screen recording it off the TV

 

Hayato
THIS IS LIVE?!

 

Kuroo
Yes watch out for that pole in front of you

 

Sakusa
Too late.

 

Futakuchi
LOL

 

Tsukishima
Idiot💀

 

Daichi
Another group chat…

 

Noya
Exciting right?!

 

Asahi
I don’t know about that

 

Tanaka
Definitely exciting!

 

Suga
Where's Taichi?

 

Shirabu
He's doing a interview with vogue rn

Bokuto
I ACCIDENTALLY RAN INTO HAYATO NOW IM GETTING CHASED BY PAPARAZZI AS WELL

 

Akaashi
Not surprised

 

Kuroo
What happened to going to volleyball practice?!

 

Bokuto
About that, I was heading that way when I saw an ice cream shop then I saw Hinata, now I'm here. TETTSUN HELP!

 

Kuroo
I choose peace

 

Bokuto
TETSU?!

 

Kuroo
Hmm fine

 

Daichi
How do you always get in these predicaments?

 

Hoshiumi
Why is there a Bokuto and a Hayato coming straight towards me with a MOB?!

 

Akaashi
Of course there is.

 

Hirugami
Run left

 

Hoshiumi
That's going towards the mob!

 

Hirugami
Exactly

 

Akaashi
And you say I'm mean.

 

Hirugami
You are.

 

Sakusa
Get out of there Kōrai

 

Atsumu
Now you care

 

Sakusa
Shut up

 

Atsumu
You shut up!

 

Sakusa
I swear

 

Hanamaki
Okay calm down ladies

 

Konoha
Where are you at Makki? Where supposed to be at the set in 20 minutes

 

Hanamaki
...shit

 

Komori
Rin I hope you're not screen recording instead of getting ready for your next photo shoot

 

Suna
Of...course not

 

Osumu
Real smooth

 

Suna
Shut up

 

Atsumu
Speaking of which, Mori we have to get ready for our couple's interview

 

Yaku
Right. Be over in a little bit Atsu

 

Atsumu
I like when you call me by my nickname!

 

Yaku
SHUT UP

 

Tsukishima
Definitely giving relationship goals

 

Yamaguchi
Lol

 

Atsumu
She secretly likes when I compliment her

 

Yaku
I swear-

 

Kuroo
I'm sure she does

 

Yaku
KUROO

 

Kuroo
Sorry can't speak right now, I've got to help Kou

 

Kenma
Everyone knows you two both are very down bad for your partners

 

Akaashi
You as well Kenma

 

Kenma
Next topic

 

Yamaguchi
I'm really down bad for you too Ken Ken

 

Terushima
What an adorable nickname, hey Kyotani can we do nicknames too?!

 

Kyotani
NO

 

Terushima
I think I'm going to call you Kyo

 

Kyotani
I- fine

 

Oikawa
He actually has a sweet spot?!

 

Kyotani
NOT FOR YOU

 

Oikawa
How vulgar

 

Iwaizumi
Shut up shittykawa

 

Oikawa
RUDE

 

Matsukawa
Tooru are you still coming to the house?

 

Oikawa
Of course my love

 

Matsuakawa
...mhm

 

Hanamaki
Simp

 

Matsuawka
Shut up, you act like you don't scratch at the walls when Konoha texts you

 

Tendou
Well damn

 

Hanamaki
That was one time!

 

Konoha
I don't know rather I should be concerned or pleased

 

Osamu
Neither

 

Atsumu
You have no room to talk, you fall to your knees for Aran-Kun

 

Osamu
I gladly do, we all know how much of a weakling you are towards Yaku though

 

Aran
I don't understand how my name got wrapped into this conversation

 

Atsumu
Shut it Samu

 

Osamu
I'm so scared

 

Kita
This thread is very unnecessary

 

Atsumu
You're a simp for Iwaizumi

 

Osamu
...

 

Suna
...

 

Aran
...

 

Komori
...

 

Sakusa
...

 

Hinata
...

 

Iwaizumi
...

 

Atsumu
Shit-

 

Noya
WORLD STARRR

 

Tanaka
WORLD STARRR

 

Kita
When's the last time you've touched your hair?

 

Kita
Hm

 

Asahi
Ouch

 

Kita
Here's your nose since I seem to have found it in my business

 

Kageyama
Oh

 

Kita
If you put your entire vocabulary into a book it would make two pages

 

Ushijima
Maybe you should apologize Atsumu

 

Kita
Name three things you have going besides volleyball

 

Sakusa
Not a damn thing

 

Kita
Nothing's burned more than your family generations after a face like yours appeared

 

Tendou
DAYUMMM

 

Hinata
It's a sad day to be Atsumu

 

Bokuto
YOU GOOD TSUM TSUM?

 

Atsumu
I APOLOGIZE

 

Suga
You really can't come back from that

 

Tsukishima
PFFT

 

Suna
LMFAOO

 

Shirabu
lol

 

Kuroo
I'd delete my number if I were you Atsumu

 

Iwaizumi
I'm oddly proud right now

 

Kita
Sorry I got a little out of character there

 

Atsumu
So very cold...

 

Kita
Shall I keep going?

 

Atsumu
NO- NO IM SORRY

 

Matsukawa
This is like getting your ass whooped without actually getting touched

 

Daichi
Well what have we learned today?

 

Noya
To make sure your phone is always on screen record when texting this group chat!

 

Tanaka
SAY IT AGAIN!

 

Suna
Exactly

 

Futakuchi
I should’ve

 

Ennoshita
They have learned nothing

 

Hoshiumi
I say I've seen what I needed!

 

Semi
WHY THE HELL IS A MOB COMING AFTER ME?!

 

Hayato
About that..

 

Semi
HAYATO

 

Tendou
DON'T WORRY ILL COME GET YOU SEMI SEMI

 

Goshiki
I SHALL COME TOO

 

Shirabu
This'll end great.

 

Semi
I'm going to kill someone.

 

Ushijima
Please do that after you retire

 

Hanamaki
Love how you don't care that she said she's going to kill someone

 

Lev
I want to join the paparazzi fun!

 

Lev is offline

 

Tsukishima
No you don't

 

Tsukishima if offline

 

Taichi is online

 

Taichi
What the hell did I miss..?