Ride the cyclone chatfic to cure the soul (and others that are not so chatfic)

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Ride the cyclone chatfic to cure the soul (and others that are not so chatfic)
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Saturday 17th February

‘OceanO’ConnellRosenburg’ created a group chat

‘OceanO’ConnellRosenburg’ has added ‘ConstanceBlackwood’ , ‘MischaBachinski’ , ‘NoelGruber’ , ‘PennyLamb’ and ‘RickyPotts’ to the group chat

‘OceanO’ConnellRosenburg’ changed the chat name to ‘St. Cassian Chamber Choir!’

‘OceanO’ConnellRosenburg’ has given everyone admin

NoelGruber: whyyyyyyy

MischaBachinski: HELLO

ConstanceBlackwood: Hello everyone!! :D

PennyLamb: W,y AR. We YE’LI>G???

MischaBachinski: MY TELEPHONE IS STUCK ON CAPLOCK

RickyPotts: hey guys
RickyPotts: oh

NoelGruber: I can’t deal with these names especially Ocean’s, it pains me to look at everytime she texts me

OceanO’ConnellRosenburg: Shut up Noel!

‘NoelGruber’ changed their name to ‘Monique<3’

‘Monique<3’ changed ‘OceanO’ConnellRosenburg’s name to ‘Ginger’

MischaBachinski: I HAVE BETTER NAME

‘MischaBachinski’ changed ‘Ginger’s name to ‘LITTLE ORPHAN A-HOLE’

LITTLE ORPHAN A-HOLE: NO PROFANITY!!

ConstanceBlackwood: Two exclamation marks? She’s angry guys

Monique<3: haha

‘Monique<3’ changed ‘MischaBachinski’s name to ‘BadEgg<3’

LITTLE ORPHAN A-HOLE: Why does he get a heart and I don’t?

Monique<3: Because I don’t like you x

‘Monique<3’ changed ‘RickyPotts’s name to ‘SABM’

SABM: Why don’t I get a heart:(

Monique<3: Don’t worry! I love you Ricky <3333

SABM: <3333

PennyLamb: ca& I ha’e a new n-me

Monique<3: Ofc

‘Monique<3’ changed ‘PennyLamb’s name to ‘Sav xx’

Sav xx: ?,?

Monique<3: Short for Savannah, with the two kisses at the end!!

Sav xx: Tha’k

Monique<3: Np

LITTLE ORPHAN A-HOLE: OR HOW ABOUT WE KEEP OUR ACTUAL NAMES AND USE THIS GROUP CHAT FOR CHOIR PURPOSES ONLY???

‘Monique<3’ changed ‘LITTLE ORPHAN A-HOLE’s name to ‘Oce’

Oce: Aw, thank you Noel

ConstanceBlackwood: Can you do me next! I can’t think of one ^-^

Monique<3: Yep!

Oce: Can I do it?

ConstanceBlackwood: If you want!

Monique<3: Yeah show us your useless creativity!

Oce: And I thought you were starting to be nice to me Noel

Monique<3: I
Monique<3: Would
Monique<3: Rather
Monique<3: Die
Monique<3: xx

Oce: Then perish you insect

‘Oce’ changed ‘ConstanceBlackwood’s name to ‘Connie!!’

Connie!!: Ty! =]

BadEgg<3: back! Fixed stupid keyboard

Monique<3: nice

BadEgg<3: we have matching

Monique<3: wdym

BadEgg<3: Name<3 thing
BadEgg<3: what does mean?

Monique<3: it’s a heart, Misch

BadEgg<3: Misch?

Monique<3: a
Monique<3: Mischa
Monique<3: I meant Mischa

BadEgg<3: oh

 

Noel ——————-> Ocean

Noel: why does he sound disappointed shsbdjdhs

Ocean: Aww, cute, now text him back

Noel: oh ye shit

Ocean: No profanity, but yes

 

St. Cassian Chamber Choir

 

Monique<3: wdym ‘oh’

BadEgg<3: Nothing, Poet
BadEgg<3: Don’t worry

 

Noel ———————-> Ocean

Noel: Poet?
Noel: i’m gonna go feral

Ocean: Please refrain

Noel: i’ll try but I’m freaking out rn ‘poet’ THAT’S SO CUTE WHATT

Ocean: Calm down, big bro

Noel: Sorry rat

Ocean: Rude???

Noel: 🖕

Ocean: Oh ☹️

Noel: Wait no sorry

 

Mischa ——————-> Ricky

Mischa: I know

Ricky: You idiot

Mischa: I know

Ricky: So?

Mischa: so?

Ricky: Do u like him?

Mischa: I don’t know
Mischa: Poet is nice
Mischa: Poet is pretty
Mischa: Poet is amazing

Ricky: I think you have your answer

Mischa: But I’m not Gay?
Mischa: I liked Talia and she is a girl

Ricky: Are you bisexual

Mischa: What

Ricky: bisexual

Mischa: What’s that

Ricky: When you like both girls and guys

Mischa: So there is more than Gay and Straight?

Ricky: Yes, Mischa

Mischa: Oh
Mischa: So do I like Noel?

Ricky:

Mischa:

Ricky:

Mischa: Oh my god I like Noel Gruber

Ricky: There you go

Mischa: what do I do?

Ricky: first, calm down

Mischa: okay
Mischa: I am calm

Ricky: I said calm down, Bachinski

Mischa: Okay, okay give me a minute

Ricky: Okay

Mischa: Alright, calm now

Ricky: Great

Mischa: what do I do now

Ricky: Text him in private
Ricky: but don’t tell him you like him

Mischa: I wasn’t gonna
Mischa: He don’t like me anyways

Ricky: whatever helps you sleep at night

 

Mischa ————————-> Noel

Mischa: Hello poet!

Noel: Hey, you alright?

Mischa: Yep
Mischa: you?

Noel: Peachy

Mischa: nice
Mischa: Anyway, you working

Noel: on break, gotta go in ten
Noel: apparently it’s busy and I don’t wanna deal with the customers right now, yknow?

Mischa: Oh alright
Mischa: and yeah
Mischa: do you get off after that shift?

Noel: Yeah I’ve got the closing shift so I have to drive home in the dark 😭

Mischa: Don’t be sad poet! How bout I pick you up and we can have sleepover at your house cause the adoptives don’t like me at home much haha

Noel: if you don’t mind picking me up that is, I don’t wanna force you to pick me up just so we can have a sleepover

Mischa: Nonsense Noel! I’ll see you soon поет

Noel: Bye, I’ll see you soon <3

Mischa: <3

 

St. Cassian Chamber Choir!

Connie!!: Are you guys busy? I wanna hang out with someone maybe have a sleepover

BadEgg<3: Sorry, I’m gonna have a sleepover round poet’s later so I can’t

Sav xx: I can’t either, sorry! :(

SABM: Yeah I can’t cause I need to babysit

BadEgg<3: Didn’t know you had siblings?

‘SABM’ sent a picture to the chat

Sav xx: Awww

BadEgg<3: cute

Connie!!: They’re so cute!

Oce: Hey, I’ll have a sleepover with you Connie!

Connie!!: Really?

Oce: Yeah :)

Connie!!: Yay! We can make cookies!

 

Mischa ————————> Noel

Mischa: Hey

Noel: Don’t text me ‘hey’ when you just came in here to torment me by ordering a baja blast

Mischa: What?

Noel: Are you fucking serious rn?

Mischa: are you mad? Sorry

Noel: No Mischa I’m only joking don’t worry

Mischa: okayyyyyy

 

St. Cassian Chamber Choir!

Monique<3: Tell me why he just picked me up from work but tried to order a baja blast to piss me off

Oce: You got him one didn’t you?

Monique<3: …

SABM: Oh my fucking god 🤦

Monique<3: I can’t say no to him 😭
Monique<3: Plus he was sad cause he thought I was mad at him

Connie!!: Hey guys!
Connie!!: Oh,,,sorry Noel

Sav xx: Tell me why! (Ain’t nothin’ but a heartbreak)

Monique<3: Oh so now your keyboard is working you little bitch

Oce: NO PROFANITY!!

Sav xx: Oh yeah, forgot to tell you guys that I got it fixed!!

Oce: Who do you think is going to have keyboard problems next?

Monique<3: placing bets on Ricky

Oce: Really? I would have thought Constance..

Connie!!: Well, um, rude

Oce: SORRY CONNIE =(

Monique<3: ah yes, lovers quarrel

BadEgg<3: Poet get off your telephone and watch the fucking movie

Monique<3: SORRY <3333
Monique<3: im gonna turn my phone off now guys :>

Sav xx: Bye bye Moni!!

SABM: Moni?

Sav xx: Oh! That’s what I call Noel. I call them Moni, they call me Savi or Sav.

SABM: Why Moni

Sav xx: Well Noel’s other persona thing is named Monique Gibeau so a nickname for Monique is Moni because it’s the first four letters! And since they are basically the same person, I call Noel ‘Moni’!

SABM: wow

Sav xx: Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

SABM: I feel like I’ve leant a lot

Sav xx: Your welcome

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