No One Told Me

All Darcy Lewis had wanted was to just get her six credit points and finally graduate with her Political Science major. No one had told her she'd somehow end up in New Mexico following around an astrophysicist who didn't give a fuck that the rest of the world thought she was nuts, and that she'd taze the Norse God of Thunder as a result. No one had told her she'd promptly be named his 'Lightning Sister', or that her iPod would be stolen by The iPod Thief and his Robin Hood friend. Most of all, no one had told her that she'd move to New York and meet Tony Stark and his Merry Group of Friends (read: The Avengers). Maybe if someone had told her, she wouldn't have said yes to the internship, dropped out of her useless degree and become a PA instead. Maybe she wouldn't have been running around Stark Tower playing Nerf Tag with Hawkeye. Maybe she'd have actually googled who Bucky Barnes was - maybe. But no one had told her. And now here she was. Pushed up against a wall after shooting The Winter Soldier with a foam dart. God dammit. OR The one where Darcy meets The Winter Soldier and finds out that Bucky Barnes isn't a puppy.

So far it looks like this is only going to be 3 chapters...but I have a way of letting things get away from me and end up with 50k instead of 15k words. So. Yeah. We'll see how things go. Let me know what you think!!!