the fic

Jim awoke on a fine day in his warm nest. It was Monday and It was sunlight outside. He knew instantly that it was morning. He put on his clothing and gazed at himself in the mirror. He was looking his usual.

As Jimmy walked downstairs, he spotted his dad Hugh Neutron. He wanted breakfast because he was hungry so he got breakfast.

“Jimmy” 

“Dad”

And that concluded his breakfast.

—

Jim started to run quickly in order to arrive at the bus. As he got on the bus he noticed that Timothy was also here. Also other people.

“Gentlemen.” Stated Jim.

“You.” Said the person

Grace and Ryan and Noah and Nathalie are all on the bus too. They are eating and napping and screaming and jigging respectively.

 “AHHHH” Noah screamed. *napping noises*, Ryan napped. It is morning.

Jimmy sat-ed next to Tim. Tim is wordless with shock but also he looks interested. Oh yes.

“We are now arrived at school, Tim”

“Yes, Jim” 

“The meteor killed every dinosaur in only 8 minutes”

“Woah”

~

Immediately after leaving the bus, Noah stopped screaming. What did you fucking think he was just gonna scream all day? Fuckin coward.

Anyway, it’s time for first period to start. The entire student body stands up in one perfectly orchestrated movement. Jimmy is running at maximum speed. Noah is just casually walking.   

—

When Noah arrives at class it is time for class. He takes a seat at the seat and looks back and sees Jimmy is here too. 

“Oh cuck”.

This is said aloud.

“Noah there will be no such words, and just for that you will tell us (the class) a fact about yourself.” Remarked the teacher, Ms. Pikaart.

Noah thought “fuck” but he said “darn”.

“M&M's actually stands for "Mars & Murrie," the last names of the candy's founders.” He stammared

“Excellent” -Pikaart 

— 

As class trudged on, Noah witnessed Jimmy Neutron standing up and suddenly running to the front of the classroom. Oh Bingus oh fuck. He instantly runs out the door without saying a word. 

“James ‘Jimmy’ ‘The Jim Master’ Neutron!” Exclaimed teacher.

Just as he has cleared the door, the bell rings.

“Curse you, Neutron…” Noah said.

~

“I am napping”, said Ryan while napping.

~

It was now time for second class to happen. Everyone was hurrying fastly to get there. Jimmy was running so fucking fast oh my god. The Second class for the day is theatre with mr. O!! 

Jimmy hates mr. O because one time they got in a big fight and mr. O said “Jimmy that’s gay” and he was mad. 

Either way that part doesn’t matter now because it’s in the past. Grace and Ryan have this class with Jimmy and maybe Timmy does too Idk. Ryan is awake from the morning nap but she is not quite ready to work. Jim suddenly licks his lips at the thought of a sweet pork chop. 

“There’s a new kid in class today, Ryan” says Grace.

“Ah yes, if it isn’t Jim Neutron.” Ryan replied.

“It certainly is” Jimmy chuckled.

He had pork on his mind. 

Mr. O stated that everyone better get into a group of four or face the consequences. James, Timothy, Grace, and Ryan are a group.

Just at that moment, Parker strolls in. He looks a student in the eyes and utters “I am not a freshman”, killing the student instantly. Nobody bats an eye. They are used to this daily ritual.

“Fuck it’s Parker” states everyone.

“Parker, join the group” -mr. o 

“no”, he whispers. He then asexually produces 3 more of him. He is his own group. 

“Fine.” Says O.

Promptly every group in the class proceeds to do nothing for the whole period. Save Jimmy, who wrote himself an essay on pork. The assignment was to do nothing. He had failed. He shakes a fist at the sky. He curses the O man. 

~

Instantly it is now study hall. Parker and Ryan and Grace and Noah and Nathalie are seated in seats around their table. They came to discuss the new student at school, Jimmy Neutron.

“Boys, what are we to do about the fiend” muttered Parker

“Boys I know” said Nathathalie 

Everyone ignores this statement.

Nathalie continues munching her juice.

“boys beats me" said Ryan

“Boys kill him" said Noah

“Boys that's cryptic" said Grace

It is now done. Nothing was accomplished.

~

It is now 3rd class. Jimmy is warping through the hallway. He does not care about the fiends in his path. Third class is mathematics what Jimmy has with Nathalie and Parker. The mathematics class is a freshman class, and Parker was very angry about it. He is not a freshman.

“Alright class please open your textbooks”.

“Absolutely not”, said Jimmy with a menacing glare

The teacher gulped. In all of his years of teaching he had never experienced such raw power.

“Um..” said teacher. He was quivering a bit.

“Well in that case...just..” The teacher isn’t sure what to say. He sits at his desk to ponder.

In the meantime, Parker stands up and walks up to Jimmy Desk.

“Nimmy Jeutron” uttered Parker.

“‘‘Tis I.” Stated Jim. 

Nathalie, who had been egging Parker on mere seconds ago, suddenly stopped. It was now time to watch.

“Jim, why have you come here” he murmured.

“You know why.” James whispered in Parker’s left ear.

There was nothing to do about it.

~

‘Tis lunch, and all the students scurried outside to the tables. Timmy fidgeted with his cap, his buck teeth glistened in the sunlight. His beautiful blue eyes bulged above his nose, from his face. Oh god he was as handsome as the sky is green. 

From across the field, Tim spotted his pals. Yarker, Lathalie, Hrace, Loah, and Mryan are seated at their usual seat. Most excellent.

“Good Morrow, Fellow Academics!” He exclaimed.

They all said hi.

Tim takes a deep breath and plunks down directly on an upturned pencil. 

Finally, he has been deflowered.

He stands and solemnly removes the writing utensil from his sweet, sweet boy hole. He stares at it for a bit, trying to disguise his mirth, before sitting down once moe. 

Everyone stares silently.

At the table behind them, Jimmy Neutron looks on as he chuckles, plotting his next move.

“That Nosy Neutron keeps staring at us.” Remarked Noah.

“Yes” Timmy stated.

~

The day was coming to and end. It was now the period of 4. The fourth and final period. Jim sprints with reckless abandon, knocking over Mr. Nut in the process. 

“Get back here you WALNUT!” Howled Nut, as he clutched his pearls.

Jim did not get back. He had a class to attend. After all, he did have a class attend. There was a very class he had to attend.

—

Arriving at class, class was beginning. Classic. Jim perched upon a stool. This class was “Foods” by the way.

The instructor, Ms. Wilhelmina was plump.

“Evening, today you lot will learn how to make world worthy beef. Immediately pair up into groups of 2, will you?!”

Jim saunters over to his crush, Tim, who was -up until this point- looking confusedly around the room. 

“Would you enjoy being my partner, Tim?”

“Perhaps I would, Jim.”

They took out the beef, which was bloody and raw. Jimmy licked his chops.

Tim slices the beef with his teeth and plops it into the microwave. His tusks has bits of beef stuck between them.

“I will be in attendance of the school pool after school. Mayhaps I shall see you there.” Remarked Tim.

“Maybe you shall” chuckled Jim.

He chuckled because the beef was burning.

~

After class, everyone pulls up at the pool. Well not like the whole school, but Tim and his friends are here. They are dressed in pool attire. Timmy is looking his usual, but now he in swimming clothes. Oh god yes Tim was shirtless. 

“What’s new gang?” Questioned a swimsuit clad Timmy, as he strode into the pool water. Everyone else was still not in the pool water.

The entire group is too stunned by Timmy’s appearance to respond.

Just now, Jimmy Neutron is seen entering the pool. Oh he’s dressed alright- but certainly not in pool clothing. In fact, he is wearing his Sunday best. 

“Howdy.” Remarked Jim.

“Jim. How do you do, fellow scholar?” Questions Tim.

“Oh i'm quite alright” replied Jim, as he shakes with rage. He was mad.

“Hey, Jimmy, are you sure you’re ok?” Whispered Parker.

He wasn’t ok. Oh also when he walked in Noah laughed at his swimming costume and that was what made him mad.

—

Even though Jimmy was angry, everyone ignored Parker’s question and got into the pool. Jim just stood in the water, and began to sing a song that went a little something like “Rat-a-tat-tat”. 

The rest of the group was doing flips and such in the water. As he looked closer though, Jimmy could see that almost everyone in the group was cosying up to Shirtless Tim!! Save Noah, who had yet to cease laughing at his attire.

“Omg maybe they are in love with him??” Says James.

Oh god this couldn’t be. It simply couldn’t. As Jimmy continues to look he could see everyone was trying to literally jump into Timmy’s arms!  Jim felt even more angry than he did when Noah was laughing at his getup. He got out of the pool and stood behind the gang. He began to jump up and down and dance mad fast. The pool going people stopped laughing and moving all at the same time and instantly there was silence. The only sound to be heard was the wet slapping of Jimmy's feet on the tile.

~

It was time for the journey home from the recreational body of water. If one was informed enough to look at the right street, one would see two figures wandering home, pondering what they had just experienced. 

“Jimbo put on quite a show” Nath said

“That he did. When I was your age I knew a bastard of the same caliber”, Grace said. You see, Grace is hundreds of years old but she’s actually about 3 years old. That’s just how it be. They both stopped and looked each other in the eyes. They knew what they had walked up to. 

“It’s your home”, Nathalie stated

“It would appear so”, Grace replied 

They hastily said their goodbyes before Nathalie sprinted home. Grace walked up the stairs and approached her door, grasping the knob. She turned it and swung the door open. She gasped horrified at what she saw. Her siblings, Lyla and Mack had blood on their hands and mouths! 

“You had dinner without me!” She yelled in frustration.

“Yeah, we were hungry and you weren’t home yet. It’s not a big deal”, Mack said, rolling his eyes.

“Ugh. Is there any left?”, Grace huffed.

Mack and Lyla exchanged shifty glances, debating whether or not to say the answer they so clearly knew.

“Fine! Is there anything else to eat?!” said Grace.

They shared a look once more.

“Well”, Mack started, trying to disguise his glee at what would come next, “we do have the garlic bread Timmy made you in foods class the other day.” 

Grace stared into an imaginary camera in the distance, a la The Office. This is just a fictional story after all, and she knew it.

~

The Next Morning at the big yellow school bus everyone was getting in. This time Parker was here too because yesterday he missed the bus and he had to take his embarrassing BMW convertible to school. As all the friends get on, Jimmy Neutron can be seen sprinting at maximum capacity, trying to get on the bus first. 

“You’ll never make it!” Noah exclaimed.

He made it.

He instantly got into the bus and went right in before anyone else could.

“Gentlemen” stated Jim, to the empty bus.

“You” said the person.

Everyone crab walked into the bus and got seated in their seats. Jim made sure to sit with Jim. Wait no I meant Tim. 

The friends named Parker Ryan Grace Noah and Nathalie are doing their best to sing a song all together but nobody really knows the song. Suddenly, Timothy opens his mouth and begins to cry out in song. His voice was as beautiful as an over cooked ham. The sounds were reverberated on his large teeth and his hat peeled up on his head. Oh sweet Jesus.

Jimmy is wearing his shorts.

~

Soon they bus arrived at school, and only a couple seconds later the students also arrived at school. They got off the bus and Jimmy instantly starts running to get to first class before Noah. 

“Damn you, Neutron” Remarked Noah.

“What happened?” Grace asked.

“That Nasty Neutron is trying to get the jump on me.” Stated Noah.

“Well then.” Grace said, “That certainly is a fuck”.

—

Today in first period Noah is minding his own business when suddenly Jimmy Neutron strolls over to his desk. He promptly taps the corner with surprising strength, causing the sound of an injury.

“RAtS” nimmy mumbled. “I ate my left shoelace at snacks time.” 

Noah knew about this because he had seen it. Before he could retaliate, jimmy John snapped a piece of his hair and formed a new lace for his shoe. Then, stumbling, he urgently disappeared.

“Damn” said noah. He liked that hair.

Nathathathalie saunters up to Noah her hair curly and perfect and untouched by nimmy jeutron, “hello.”

noah replied with a disgruntled “hello.”

and that was that.

~

Next of course is second period, because 2 does come after 1 you know. That is, unless you’re one of those people… 

Grace and Ryan are chatting with each other. “Jim is giving us a funny look” Ryan squelched 

“He’s probably thinking about grease.” Grace Remarked.

Oh he’s thinking about grease, that’s for sure. Jimmy is thinking about the greasy skin of a rotisserie chicken. He can’t help himself.

“Tim looked so cute at the pool yesterday!” Grace replied. Ryan smiles and nodded in agreement. But Jimmy scowled.

“LAY OFF IT WILL YOU ??!!” belched Jimmy.

Grace and Ryan look him in his rage filled eyes and then back at each other.

“James Neutron I will not tolerate that tone of voice in my theatre. Go to the principal's office, Now!!” O-dawg mimicked.

Jimmy responds with a series of guttural screams and growls, thrashing in his seat. He suddenly stops, stands up, takes a deep breath, and takes off his shirt. Without warning he begins to hop furiously and dance around like a madman. The class watches in fear and awe.

Parker walks in just at this time. 

“Hey what’s up guys”

Tim says “greetings” 

but not before Parker has instantly run back out the door.

O-dawg stands up, brows furrowed, and stares at James as he opens his mouth to speak. James knows exactly what he’s about to say based on the goings on of the previous squabble. Oh god he can’t hear those words not again never again. 

“Fuck off!!” Jim screeched “I’ll go to the rat’s den ok?! Does that appease you!?” 

“You’ll go to the principal and you’ll do it now.” 

“Ok”

“And Jimmy…” murmured the o

The hair on Jim’s knees stood up.

“That’s…” o continued

James clenched his fist. The class braced themselves.

“Enough of this unruly behavior”

“Ok” murmurs Jim

—

In the principals rank and rotten cave, rats scrawl across Jimmy Neutron's toes and bare nipples. They each have tiny little fingers. At least, that’s the way Jimmy saw it.

“Jimmy, good to see you.” Said the king. He was his usual handsome self, and he extended his hair. 

“Salutations” Jim muttered, kicking the pebbles that littered the ground.

“I hear that you are being bad, young man. I hear it in the walls”

“Maybals”

“Jimm, for your behavior you are being sentenced to death I mean one hour of detention.” 

“But I don’t want to go to detention”

“You must”

—

Jim is now in the room. He’s in the room because he’s in detention. 

“This sucks” chuckled Jimmy.

He chuckled. 

He decided that now it was time to plan his next move. Since the others were so clearly in love with Tim, he had to find a way to secure Tim for himself. But how? 

~

Finally, the time had come. Ryan just so happened to be standing outside the school, right near the back exit. Also it was study hall so she could do that. She just stepped out for a moment, when she saw a shadow cross hers on the pavement. She smirked.

“If it isn’t Jim…” Ryan Stated.

[Dramatic camera pan to a threatening Jim, shadows obscuring his face. He suddenly looks up, and a bright glint flickers in his now visable left eye]

“Howdy” he chuckled. 

—

Ryan turns around and clenches a fist. 

“What do you want Neutron?”

“I could ask the same of you.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” She said, shifting nervously.

“Oh you know just what it means.” Jim Remarked. He was rocking back and forth like a crazed rat.

Jimmy instantly cartwheels at Ryan, landing a kick square on her back.

“Ow fuck” Ryan schminged. 

Jim comes back with a couple of dance moves and a roast chicken. Hell yeah.

“I didn’t want to have to do this Jim…but you’re leaving me no choice.” Ryan mumbled.

“Do your worst, Poopoo head.” Jimmy snarled.

Jim reared back, winding up for an epic face punch. Just as he was swinging towards her, Ryan caught his fist in midair.

“You’ve ratted your last tatouille” she uttered.

—

Jim started to speak but was quickly cut off by a swift blow from Ryan. He looked up, clutching his head. Ryan has a smug look on her face, which succeeded only in filling Jimmy with more rage. He sent his fists flailing at her, each throw of his hands, successfully caught. 

“Give up now!” Jimmy Neutron said, even though he was currently losing.

“Not a chance” Ryan chuckled. 

That’s right. It was her turn to chuckle.

She spun around and kicked Jimmy in the penis.

“FUCK” Jim exclaimed.

He crumpled to his knees in pain. Ryan moved over him. 

“Now who’s the rat” she muttered.

These words sent Jimmy into another animalistic fit of rage, revitalizing his power.

“Now you’ve done it!” Jim Neutron hollered.

He quickly got to his feet. Ryan stumbled back a couple of paces, stunned with confusion.

Jimmy began to shake violently and jump up and down. He screeched like a banshee as started to tear at the fabric of his shirt. 

There was a long pause before a loud ripping sound make it known that Jimmy was now shirtless. Without his blouse, his true power was known.

“No…” Ryan murmured.

Jim started towards her, and she backed up. He had of look of pure hatred mixed with twisted insanity in his cold, unfeeling eyes. He was shivering and his eyes twitched. He stepped forward and landed hit after hit on Ryan, who could barely defend herself from the crazed Jim.

—

“YOU TRIED TO TAKE TIM FROM ME!” Jim yelped, finally standing up. 

“What? I’m not interested in Tim!” Ryan reasoned.

“You’re a liar! I know you love him!”

“Dude, I’ve literally had a girlfriend for like a year. I don’t want Tim. What made you think that I did?”

Jim was taken aback. He did not expect such a reasonable reason to not want Tom I mean Tim.

Anyway Jimmy wasn’t even going to dignify that with a response, so he spun on his heel, picked up his roast chicken, and walked back into the school since he had more ass to kick. He was muttering insults the whole way.

~

Jimmy began to sprint upstairs. He stumbled several times but he just got up and kept running, not changing his pace in the slightest. 

In the second floor locker bay, Jimmy was stalking around outside of his 3rd period mathematics class. He would usually go in but he is supposed to be in detention still but he is not in detention. 

“But you know who is in that class” Jimmy guffawed, “Nathaly and Parker”

He peeped in the window and saw Parker wasn’t at his desk! Damn he was really hoping to battle two people at once this time. 

FINE he was gonna have to settle with only fighting one person per class.

He began to tap the door handle with his teeth, but he wasn’t making enough noise. He resorted to knocking but instead of Nathalie coming to answer the door the teacher came! Can you believe that?? What has this world come to.

Jimmy ran and he knew the teacher saw him run but he didn’t care.

“Hey, Jim get back- oh he’s not coming back” the teacher remarked, before shutting the door.

—

After a minute or so Jim walked back down the hallway. He could see the professor has disappeared into his classroom. He hears the door handle. He can tell it’s the handle because one of his tooth got stuck and he could hear it scrape the soft, termite ridden wood of the door.

“Who could it be at this hour?”

Nathalie and Parker walked out of the classroom. What?? I thought Parker wasn’t here though?!

Idk man I guess Jimmy must have missed him because he’s definitely here.

Jimmy figures the teacher sent Nathalie and Parker out to find him. They would drag him to hell if they found him. 

“Heckle! Not detention again??!!” Jimmy howled.

He quickly decided that if he battled the two and killed them he wouldn’t have to worry about them getting him in trouble. Jim put on his game face.

Parker and Nathalie rounded the corner he was hiding behind and Jim tried to make it look like he had been expecting them.

“Well we’ll well. If it isn’t Ratchet and fucking Clank. I’ve been expecting you.” Jim chuckled. He was shaking like maniac.

Parker instantly took off running down the hallway and could be seen leaping down several flights of stairs. Nathalie was now alone. With Jim.

“Jim the teacher wants you to come back..to the classroom..”

Jim was standing up.

“There will be no need for that.”

He took a step towards her.

“What the fuck are you trying to do James..”

“I challenge thee to a battle” Jimmy groaned.

“I don’t think you wanna do that Jimmy.” Nathalie Snapple’s.

Why the hell not!!?? Jimmy thinks in his mind. Jim extends his arm to slap Nathalie but she merely steps out of the way and avoids the blow entirely. 

“It can’t be..” Jimmy muttered. He promptly swung his weight around, going in for the tackle. Again, Nathalie avoided injury by shoving Jim sharply to the right. Jimmy hit the ground hard, rolling to avoid contact with the lockers. He gave a lame attempt at a kick to Nathalie’s ankle but it was lame. 

Jimmy looked up to see Nathalie was glowing! He rubbed his eyes, certain what he was seeing wasn’t true. But it was. Nathalie was surrounded with golden light and she was levitating on 3 like she was in antigravity like in space where there is no gravity. 

Oh mingus. She finna get Jimmy.

—

Nathalie levitated over Jimmy. 

“Jim. I have power like no other. You do not wish to anger me.” Nathalie bellowed.

But Jimmy DiD wish to anger her. He stood up and threw his chicken at her. It made a revolting sound as the maggots squished out of it. 

“WHAT THE FUCK” Nathalie Remarked.

While Nathalie was distracted, Jim landed a roundhouse kick to her back, pushing her forward several feet, and resulting in her sliding across the floor. She stopped herself before she could hit the metal lockers, and quickly stopped herself. 

Standing back up and floating off the ground once again, Nathalie was soo mad. 

“Forgive me, master...I must release MY TRUE POWER!” Nathalie hissed.

With a soundtrack of metal cracking and bending, suddenly the entire hall began to glow a gold-orange color. The ground was shaking and it made a terrible mess. Jim stood his ground. 

Instantly the glow went away and Nathalie once again landed on the ground. Jim looked around in confusion...but then he noticed the delightful aroma.

“What have you done.” Jimmy pondered at Nat.

“My power is the ability to make anything I want dorito flavour.” Said Nathalie, and she was certain to pronounce the “u” in flavour.

Fuck. Jim loves food and she knew it. Without a second to waste Jimmy started to gnaw at the exposed floorboards. He licked the tile and nibbled the lockers, savoring the taste. Why this getting kinky 

“Now you are powerless to fight me.” Nathalie Stated. Usually these words would turn Jimmy to a savage beast but not now he was eating. 

“So Jim..why have you come to fight me?” Nathalie questioned.

Jim sat up. He began to shiver with rage.

“Because you’re tryin to take Timmothy from me! I know you are! You love him just like all the rest of the school I know it, I know it, I know it!!!”

Jimmy stood back up having licked off the dorito dust from everything. He started to dance around really badly. Jim has now ripped his third shirt of the day.

“Jesus dude..if you’re gonna start fights over it then you can have him.”

“You don’t mean that.” Jim’s stars was intense.

“Now why would you go and say that? I’m giving you an out just take it.”

“Never!”

Jim ran at Nathalie and shoved her, sending her into the locker. What was he supposed to believe her?? Nathalie pushed Jimmy off but he was super mad and he wasn’t attacking but more like screaming and dancing violently. 

Nathalie had to go back to class so she went back to class. Jim was the lone victor. Tim was safe...for now

~

At lunch, the friends once again gather in the grassy field. They seem concerned.

“Jimmy tried to beat me up boys” Ryan Remarked.

“Oh fuck really?” Grace asked.

“Yes really. I don’t remember what he wanted..but he stormed off saying that ’I’m here to kick gum and chew ass and i'm all outta ass’.” Ryan hrumbled. 

“Shit Bingus fuck he tried to attack me too.” Nathalie mumbled. “But I don’t remember what he wanted…”

“Well shit fellas. I knew I didn’t like him.” Noah yelped.

This certainly is a problem. 

“Well nothing to be done.”, Parker whispered,

“Wait actually what if I battle Jimmy and get him to back off?”

“Are you sure? You usually don’t like fights, Parker” everyone said.

“Yes.”

“Is that a yes to-“

“Good Morrow, Fellow Academics!”

It was Tim, he was here at last. 

Everyone gave their greetings to Timothy and he settled down onto a ripe tomato. Everyone stared.

~

At the end of the day, Parker skipped his fourth period. He was gonna train to fight battle Jim. He was pretty hype about the whole thing, almost to an odd point. Parker was doing sit-ups and shit and he also did a backflip but he fell and he decided not to do anymore backflips.

“Just one more thing…” Parker uttered.

He placed something in his backpack. 

He immediately took the granola bar back out of his backpack and ate it. He couldn’t resist the urge to taste the sweet honey oat. But then he placed something in his backpack.

~

The day after Tuesday the sun came up. He was in his room. You know exactly who.

Parker had woken up in his house. Well, close enough. He woke up in the tree in his backyard. Parker’s dad came outside nd yelled “Parker what are you doing you fuck” and Parker realized he was not where he was supposed to be.

He quickly had to throw on his cloths and eat breakfast and say bye to everyone and he had to do it fast because he didn’t want to take his embarrassing convertible to school again.

—

Parker waited at the bus stop for Jimmy. He had brought a snazzy pair of comically small sunglasses to shield his eyes from the sun. They didn’t work. He found himself unsure of Jim’s whereabouts but not for long. It wasn’t long before Jim could be seen sprinting from his house down the street to get to the bus. The bus wasn’t even there but he was still running. Will he ever stop? Yes.

Jim stopped. He was at the stop, so he must stop at the stop.

Parker was shaking oh god oh fuck it’s all happening too fast. He was really not ready.

“Hey Jim, I um..” Parker murmured.

But Jimmy has already run into the bus. Also the bus pulled up while jimmy was running I forgot to mention that.

“It’s ok Parker you’ll get him” grace said

“Yeah..” Park mumbled.

~ 

On the bus Jimmy once again sat next to Tim and he said the words he said the other two days too. Today Timmy was wearing a white tank top. Hell yes.

Jimmy swing his meaty roast chicken over his right shoulder, splattering grease as the chicken skin wrinkled. Tim seems interested.

~

Upon arrival at the high school everyone got out of their bus and they went into the high school. They were hanging out for a few minutes but then they had to go. 

“we have to go to first class” mumbled park

“indeed.” said nathalielie

and so they went to first class

—

In class everyone sat-ed down at their chair in their seat. It was class, after all. 

Jimmy felt a feeling that was strange. Parker has been staring at him all morning but Parker is not in this class but still jimmy can feel a feeling. 

In first period, Jim hears a snippet of an especially good conversation.

“Do you think Tim will be shirtless again?” Someone questioned.

“God I hope so” Jimmy chuckled.

As class went on the teacher was talking about notes.

“OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP MS P!!!” Jimmy suddenly screeched. He did it so loud and so unexpectedly it caused one student to vomit. Jim has literally just been sitting there being good and taking notes when he screamed those words. It was soo sudden.

“James what the fuck is up with you today? Don’t make me do what I’m about to do.” Said p

“Do it.”

“No”

“Yes”

Silently, she pointed in the direction of the hallway.

“FINE.” Jim Neutron muttered, storming out of the classroom. On his way out he grabs a fistful of hair from each student in his path.

—

Out in the hallway, it was cold. Jim chuckled, as he was cold. 

“Chilly day today.” A passerby Stated.

“Right you are!” Jimmy screamed at the top of his lungs. It was so loud. 

Jimmy was acting like this today because he is annoying and he wanted to be super annoying today. 

When Jim stopped the hallway was desperately quiet. He wanted to hear someone coming so he could scare them but it didn’t happen. Also he didn’t wanna go in detention yet again so he just practiced writing on the walls instead of being bad.

~ 

After the many debacles of the morning, it was finally lunch. Jimmy looked down into his pocket to see a paper was there. Oh how interesting. “Meet me in the alleyway behind the school...oh how interesting” Jimmy read aloud.

He crumpled up the note and threw it into the trash and not the recycling bin which was right next to it. I told you he was being annoying.

—

Jimmy was in the grassy field but he was going to the alley behind the school. It was a dark alleyway. How criptid. At the second, a form materialized from the dark.

“Jim..so nice of you to meet me here.” Parker uttered.

“So it was you who called me here?”

“Yes. You have been harassing my friends so I guess I will now best you in battle.”

“Sounds magnificent to me, I was just gonna come and beat YOU up anyways so this actually works out..perfectly.”

“Why were you gonna beat me u-“ park was silenced by Jimmy’s fist going into his kneecap.

“Oh no” Parker murmured as he got hit.

Jimmy whirled around and placed a kick on Parker’s spine, sending Parker stumbling forward. Parker caught himself quickly, turning to face the fiend. 

“Fiend!” Parker whispered, accusingly.

Jimmy shook off this offhand comment and stepped back, beginning to violently sway in the gentle breeze, like a weak tree does in a storm.

Parker shot Jimmy a look of confusion mixed with something else as he steadied himself. You see, Parker had been swaying a little bit himself.

At this time, Parker grabbed his backpack. He was going to do something. He took out something from his backpack or something but he hid it behind his back before Jimmy could notice what the item was.

“What you got there?” Jimmy remarked.

“Nothin.” Parker muttered.

“Oh yeah? Check this out!” Jimmy proceeded to do an awesome dance move. His body was absolutely flailing around as he danced about. Parker felt good. Wait no I meant threatened. Or did I? Maybe I meant the first thing Idk.

Either way Parker was pretty mad and he is not usually getting mad but right now he was. 

“Don’t make me do this Jim..I don’t wanna hurt you I just want you to stop assaulting my dad I mean my friends” Parker whispered.

“What’s that?”, Jim questioned, leaning closer, “I couldn’t hear you.” 

Nimmy began to laugh really hard because he actually did hear him but he is always whispering so he was making a joke lmao.

“Ok fine but you are making me do this” Parker murmured.

Out from behind his back, Parker took out a stick. Not just any stick..a magic wand!! It was pink with a heart shaped top, and it even had some little wings on it. 

“What..no..this can’t be...A MAGICAL GIRL WAND??!” Jim said with shock in his tone.

“yes.” Parker murmured 

“What the fuck are you gonna do with that?” Jim whispered, chicken in his mouth. 

“What do you think?” Park whispered.

Parker dropped his backpack onto the wet kronkcrete. It was time.

He held up the wand and did a cool pose. 

“TRANSFORMMM!!” Parker whispered.

Blinding beams of yellow light swirled around Parker, and he was lifted up off of the ground. 

jimmy pulled out his chicken in pure fear, ready to swing at any time. But it was too late. Parker was wearing the classic blue and white sailor gloves, heels, and outfit. His forehead was crowned with a gold band. When he once again landed, he was doing the sailor moon arm thing.

 “In the name of all gamers holy, I WILL VANQUISH YOU JIMMY-CHAN!!” Parker yelled.

Parker shot a beam out of his want and it hit Jimmys roasted chicken, sizzling the fatty skin. 

“FUCK!” Jimmy Remarked.

Parker doesn’t respond with words, instead he just jumped up and kicked Jimmy across the face. Jim’s head was thrown backwards, which resulted in a painful sounding crack of his neck popping. 

Jimmy retaliated by swinging his chicken, which slapped against Parker’s face. It cringed out several long maggots and many delectable juices that dripped down his cheeks. Parker again said nothing, instead choosing to shoot several beams of pure energy at Nimmy in his body. 

“You’re nothing but a filthy hole, James.” Parker said aloud.

“How dare you say that you fuck I hate you I hate you I hate you.” Jimmy squishes!

This words infuriated Jim and he immediately started tearing at the fabric of his shirt. The bottoms popped off one by one from his white dress shirt. Jimmy always dressed up when invited to fights. Jim started dancing super quickly and jump and up and down and he was screaming awful things. Parker was a little concerned, so he let his wand fall to his side.

“Jimmy..do you need to go to the nurses office?”

Parker murmured

While his guard was down, Jimmy Neutron slapped Parker again with the chicken, and then dead legged him so he fell to his knees. Jimmy followed up these epic moves with a powerful kick to his chest, resulting in Parker laying on the filthy wet concrete. Jim Neutron knelt next to Parker’s body, but Parker was still alive don’t get me wrong he was just being bested.

“You..tried..to take..TIMMY FROM ME!!” Jimmy screamed.

“I don’t want tim!” Parker screamed “I said I was here to avenge the fallen..but that’s not true.”

Jimmy was confused so he decided to chuckle to lighten the mood.

“Jimmy..I think you’re the cutest boy in school..and you’re so smart and you're always so kind to me. I even forgive you for hitting me two times in the face with a chicken. I’ve never wanted anything more than to be with you. Jimmy..I think I’m in love with you. And needless to say..I came here today because I just wanted to spend time with you.” Parker Remarked.

“Really, Parker?” Jimmy asked sweetly, his eyes twinkling.

“Yes! I really think you’re the one for me! I can’t live without you!” Stated park.

“Then die.” Jimmy said plainly.

Jim had kicked Parker in the mind. And then he left. He left because he knew jimmy was wait I mean Timmy was safe.

~

Parker should have been heartbroken but the thing is he had instantly moved on. He could, apparently, live without jimmy. Parker had returned to lunch with his friends, and he was looking kinda down.

“Hey Parker” everyone Stated

“Hey guys…” Parker mumbled

“What’s wrong? How’d the fight go?” Ryan remarked

“Jimmy got away..” Parker whispered

“That’s ok man you did your best” Grace said. She was sipping from a bottle that was obviously containing of blood, but she has written “very juice” on it with sharpie. Yes.

“Yeah I just feel kinda bad you know?” Park uttered.

“Understandable”

The voice has come from Timmy, who was sitting across the table from Parker

As Parker met Tim’s filthy blue eye, he felt his heart flutter. Could this be..love ??

~

Some little bit of time passes and it’s pretty much the end of the day. Jimmy is comfortably seated in his seat in fourth period, the fourth and final fourth of the day. Ms Wilhelmina is there in class ready to start class, as class usually is started at the start of class. Jimmy has tooken a seat next to Tim who was blissfully unaware that almost everyone in his inner circle has been brutally attacked by Jim. It was so wild.

“oh Hey Timyy hows your day so far?” James creepily questioned 

“Oh not bad, my good man. It seems nothing particularly amazing or interesting has happened in the past two days.”

“Ah how..unfortunate.”

“Truly. Anyways today is a day where we will be preparing fish. Would you want to partner up, Jimmy Neutron?”

“Oh yes.”

—

Jimmy and Timmy were next to each other. Jimmy watched as Tim widened his gaping maw, only to close his enormous eyes as he chomped his humongous, serrated teeth down over the head of the fish. The fish had still been alive, so it’s scales rippled and it’s filthy blood spilled into Timmy’s mouth. Jimmy heard it’s spine split with the sheer force of the bite. James Neutron liked what he was seeing. 

He chuckled.

~

During lunch (I forgot to mention this) Jimmy had slipped a note into graces locker. The note says meet me in the school rooftop for an epic duel, grace-Chan. It was from Jimmy.

Jimmy started heading up to the roof. When he got there it had been a couple of minutes past.

Jimmy began to look around because well he didn’t ever really see it she got the note or not but either way.

Jimmy was wearing a trench coat which concealed his roast chicken.

“Well...if it isn’t Grace” Jimmy rehearsed. She wasn’t actually there yet he was just getting ready. 

But then she was there.

“Well...if it isn’t Grace” Jimmy Stated.

“That would be me, young coward.” She said. She gave the young Neutron an ominous state.

“I was waiting for you. You know what time it is.” Jim groaned.

That’s right.

Jimmy threw a punch and grace didn’t like it so she got mad. 

“Ok fucker you asked for this !!” She remarked.

She instantly turned into a super edgy vampire. woah! Naturally she was naturally wearing black and red and she had all red eyes and what not. It was completely insane. She also had a bat friend who was a bat but don’t worry he was cute and friendly.

“What’s this?” Jimmy asked “a transformation??” 

“Yes.” Grace Remarked. The bat chirps.

“What are you?” Jim Neutron said 

“ yes” said vampire grace

Shit. 

She started floating up off the ground well more like flying bc she had bat wings that helped her fly. Her bat friend was now mad. 

“Jimmy..you’ve fucked with one too many of my favorite cowards..and for that..you shall PERISH”

Grace Remarked 

“Fuck?” Jim asked “but your friends-“

Jim was promptly cut off by a plump bat hitting him in the eye. Grace laughed evilly and she landed on the ground.

“Fuck indeed.” She murmured.

She instantly was gonna bite him but then he would be a vampire too and what would be the point. She fastly got to her feet and slapped him three times, one time for each friend he had pummeled. 

Jimmy didn’t like what was happening and so he limply grabbed at the now slimy, rotten chicken in his pocket. Grace sliced his hand with raw power and it shook Jim Neutron to his cores. 

“LEMME GET MY CHICKEN GODDAMN.” Jim says.

“ no” grace responded.

She again made a move at the Jim man and it resulted this time in her once again slicing him, this time across his cheek. 

“Fuck off I have chicken for christ salsa.” Jim  I grumbled.

Oh my god shut up about the fucking chickenp Oh.

But he didn’t he kept mumbling about it over and over again and he wasn’t stopping or shutting up.

Jimmy leaned up and smacked grace on the face. He also managed to land a couple punches by giving her the ol’ one-two.

Grace levitated up and kicked Jimmy across his nose, resulting in Jim receiving a phat nose bleed. Her bat friend had to go home by the way that’s why he’s not here rn.

“Oh yes we are going to do this” they both said perfectly.

Another swift kick to Jimmys chest sent him knocking onto the ground. He bounced back up and grabbed grace by the arm, flingin her around briefly and then she crashed on the floor. While the two were wrestling nd like battling grave finally remarked something 

“Jimmy why are you DOJNG THJS??!”

“Doing WHAT?”

“Beating my friends”

“Oh Dont Get me Started.”

“Get started”

“Ok well essentially they’re in love with Timmy but the thing is I’m in love with Timmy and I want him to be only mine and nobody else’s. He’s so cute and sweet and I jus. Need him in my life.”

I bet you thought he said that lmao he would never be that rational. What he really said went a little something like,

“FUCK OFF THEY LOVE TIMMY AND SO DO U. Hes MINE MINE MINE and nobody else can have HIM. He can love ONLY ME. So fuck off fuck off fuck off and also fuck u!!” 

“Holy hellfire...not even all of us like him?” Grace muttered 

“You’re not denying it.”

“I don’t have to justify myself to you, James, you ugly fucking bastard.”

Jim felt a feeling.

“What you say to me WHORE?” He roared.

“You heard me.”

He didn’t like that. He started panting like a fucking dog and his eyes gleamed with insanity. He screamed at his maximum capacity and the sound was so ridiculously loud that it made everyone’s ears ring. His fingernails splintered with the sheer force of ripping at the leather his trench-coat.

Once his coat was off (he wasn’t wearing a shirt under it) he was ready to fucking go. He instantly sprung up and literally grabbed grace out the sky and put her on the ground. He landed a few punches in the struggle, his bloody nose dripping down to stain his chest red. Grace hit him back, but even with her heightened senses she wasn’t fast enough. He finally pulled out his enormous chicken and began to squeeze it. By now, it was beyond rotten. The skin had all but melted off with squirming maggots, and the meat had been eaten by both Jim and the latter mentioned maggots. He attempted to swing it at Grace who screamed in disgust and terror. He managed to get her to the ground and slap her with the filthy, rotten meat repeatedly. It was fuckin disgusting.

“DIE BITCH DIE” Jimmy screamed 

He was really going hard this time.

She screed at him in anger. “SCREEE!” she screed. She used her legs to push him off of her but it was of little use. He used her push to stand himself confidently upright while she still laid on the cold floor beneath him. He put one foot on her stomach to hold her down. Her undead appearance shrunk away until nothing but a seemingly normal teenage girl remained.

“SAY IT. SAY HE’S MINE OR I WILL KILL YOU HERE AND NOW!” Jimmy screamed in rage.

“Foe you have made a grave mistake. Us rats have stamina. I can do this all day” she spat back at him.

She could not in fact do this all day. Bingus. He slowly extracted a 10 foot sword from the waistband of his pants. How the fuck did that fit in there. He looked her in the eyes and sliced her head clean off. He turned to leave the scene. 

Just then, Noah strolled in with a boom box on his shoulder. It was, ironically, playing “murder on my mind”. He dropped the music machine, shattering the tile beneath it. He sprinted to kneel by his friend’s side, looked up and his eyes connected with another pair in a shadow all tje way down the hall. 

“James Isaac Neutron.” He whispered, just loud enough for him to hear, “this will not be a consequenceless crime. Mark my fucking words.” 

He pretended not to hear, but sank deeper into the shadow. He knew their fight would come, but he also knew now was not the right time. He feared a loss were he to strike now. So in fighting’s stead, he listened, and watched, as Noah clutched his friend’s body and spoke through wracking sobs.

“What a terrible thing it is, the murder of a child. You were but a handful of years old. 3.75 years to be precise. And this boy, nay, this man, took your life and crushed it under his heel. It’s gone. Forever. Permanently. Absolutely never coming back. Definitely. I can feel your life force fading. Because before this incident, no, this tragedy, no, this CATACLYSM, you totally still had a life force.” Noah cried, pausing for a sharp intake of breath before speaking once more, “Oh Grace! You were taken too soon! I’ve no hope of moving on from the savagery that was enacted towards you. Your skin is pale and cold. It feels as though mere sunlight would burn it away! I feel as though a piece of me has been ripped away, NEVER to return.” Noah paused once more, to allow a few tears to complete the path to his chin. He sighed once more.

“In some ways, I blame myself. I have always known what a monster this man is and I let you near him. But also it’s not like I’m the one who fucking MURDERED YOU…” he stopped crying for a moment to glare pointedly in the direction of Jimmy, before continuing to sob once more

 “... so how much can I truly blame myself.” He seemed to regain composure. Then he looked skyward and broke down once more. 

“We live in a cold uncaring universe. We must. Because were there to be any semblance of justice, of hope, of karma, this would not have occurred. If there is a god, they truly are cruel. I denounce them almost as heavily as I have denounced James Isaac Neutron. Why would any being allow such devastation to occur. Truly I don’t understand. I don’t understand.” His sobbing overtook his body and he shook with anguish repeating the last sentence until it lost meaning. He then took a deep breath.

“No. I will hold it together. I will stay strong to avenge you. Your death will not go unpunished.”

—

The front door to the school slams open. Jimmy glanced up to see a figure approaching. He did not fucking believe it. Grace wheeled through the doors in her heelys, with a black cape flowing behind her and a pair of clout goggles glistening in the school’s fluorescent lights. There was no marks anywhere on her, save a small scratch where her head was severed from her neck, which people attributed to her cat, as cats can sometimes be bastards. Little did they fucking know. 

“HOW” Jimmy cried.

An obnoxiously neon green paper airplane flew at him from behind and landed on the floor by his feet. He didn’t even have to open it to know who it was from, he’d recognized that eye bleeding green anywhere. It’s read as follows:

Hello you absolute fucking bastard fiend.

I imagine you’re feeling some shock right now.

Well I’m not. 

(And the Oscar goes to…)

Anyway, I still stand by the things I said.

For I am a “no take backsies” ass bitch.

I will destroy you. It’s only a matter of you and I determining when. 

• S.

~

Jim couldn’t feel his eyes wait..what does that mean

He didn’t really care about anything because he was gonna fight Noah anyways so he decided that it was training time. It was early in the day and Jim would be expected in class, but he dared not go. Well now that he thought about it maybe he should go to class that might be a good way to make sure noahantha isn’t preparing. Nah he wasn’t going to class.

—

Jim had gone to the store the previous day and purchased a fresh rotisserie chicken. The delicate, fatty, herb encrusted skin was dripping with lipid juices. Jim was fighting not to down the whole fowl in one scrumptious bite, and he would have done it had he not been in the crowded hallway.

He had saved the old chicken along with the fresh meat. The older one had long since lost it’s pretty skin, and much of the meat. It’s sharp, withered bones were showing, drilled to the marrow by lengthy grubs and maggots. Jim popped a slimy, wriggling grub into his wide mouth, and he chuckled as he chewed, spewing its filthy yellow brains and squiggling them with his tongue. God almighty it was so evil.

Once he had downed the filthy worm, he proceeded to jump up in the air super high three times. He didn’t know if noahantha could levitate or something and he wanted to be ready.

After that Jim helplessly groaned when his eyes locked with the chicken. He didn’t want to wait, but he had to.

He choked down a couple more worms in order to satisfy his immense hunger.

~

Noah wanted to be ready for the fight. 

He put on his shoes one at a time. They were combat shoes. Not boots, shoes.

He put the shoes on and he was getting ready for the fight. He decided he would use Timmy to bait Jim into coming up into a creepy old disgusting old classroom. 

He walked over to Timothy Turner.

“Good Morrow!” Timmy wrelked 

“Tim Turner, I have a proposition” noahantha slyly said.

“Whatever could it be, dear sister?” Timmy asked. You see, Timmy was asking a question.

Noah proceeded to weave the tale that Jimmy was ruthlessly beating all Tim’s friends and Tim should invite Jim to the criptid classroom what is abandoned on the 3th floor.

Tim was very lost and confused but he was gonna do it anyways because he owed Noah a favor after he gave him some of his peanut butter in order to allow him to scrape the gum off of his ass after he sat on it at lunch.

“Gee wiz, Noah! I can not believe that Jim would ever do anything violent to anyone!” Tim whispered

Tim suddenly remembered that one time that jimmy was hopping up and down on the ground and when he asked him why he was doing it he said he was doing it so he could kill all the bugs and bacteria on the ground and that’s why he was hopping up and down. Guck I mean fuck man maybe jimmy has anger issues..among others. Tim decided that he would allow Noah to chat everything out with James but he was still concerned.

~

Later in the day, Jimmy Neutron was grinding his teeth together in order to create a fine tooth powder. He milked the chicken of its juices in anticipation. Earlier in the day Timmy had told him to come and meet up in the spooky abandoned classroom on the 3th floor. Jim was excited because maybe Timmy would hold his hand.

Jim carefully climbed the stares, leaving a wet trail of grease and hot maggot blood as he went. After his lengthy walk, he took off his shorts for a quick breather. He sighed with relief. Yeah that’s true but he didn’t know he had to do something. But then he remembered and hesitantly covered his naked legs.

Finally reaching the classroom, Jim promptly turned the knob, grasping it hard so that it wouldn’t shriek. He stepped into the darkened room, which has cobwebs and shit all over the place. Jimmy. 

Nimmy instantly dropped to his knees and licked plenty of dust off of the ground. Do you even know how much bacteria is in dust? There’s so much. Not to mention the texture of the thick dust might have been pillowy and soft all the way down, but also it might melt in your mouth like cotton candy. Mmm..

When he had cleared a small path to walk to the teacher’s desk, he plunked down onto a sharp wooden model of the Statue of Liberty. It was inside his rectum/anus. 

“FUCK” he exclaimed 

“Who said that?” Questioned Jimmy. It was not him.

Jimmy stood and began to look around because it might have been Tim who he was supposed to be meeting up here. But no. Jim pulled the statue out from inside his asshole.

“Greetings you fuckheaded bean bastard.” Noah Remarked, stepping out from the darkness.

Jimmy flexed his right calf. He put his hand on the fowl bird, readying himself.

“Where’s Tim you fuck.” Jim managed to squeak out. 

“Nowhere you’ll find him.” Noah muttered

Shit.

“Jimmy i have brought you here because you have done the biggest fuck this side the mississippi. You messed with my fiends I mean friends so for this you shall pay.” Noah Stated, a meaningful glare in his eye.

“Yeah true but your friends tried to take TIM FROM ME!!!! I HAD TO DO IT I HAD TO MAKE THEM SUFFER.” Jimmy shrieked. He was shaking and he was already getting ready to take off his shirt.

“They don’t want Tim. You clown.” Noah says.

“WRONG. They want him I fucking know it nobody doesn’t want him everybody wants Timmy but only I can have tommy because wait I mean Timmy bc I want him.”

“You’re just acting like a fuck rat.” Noah said, followed by “they don’t actually want Timmy for real lmao. But even if you understand that..I’m still finna beat that ass BOI.” Noah yelped.

He stepped towards Jim, catching him off guard. Hee put up his fists, ready to strike.

“Let me guess, this is the part where you reveal some secret superpower” Jimmy mumbled.

Noah immediately bopped him in the snout for being such a bastard. 

Oh fuck he was getting serious. 

He quickly moved to put his finger inside Jimmy's ear, causing him to scream and squirm like a wriggling rat.

“How’s that for an answer you ugly noodle ass!” Noah said.

Jim clutched his ass. He didn’t think he had a noodle ass. 

Jimmy moved up to attack noah, raising his knees to knee his in the eyes. Noah kneed his penis before he could do it and it made him fall down onto the ground. He immediately got back up, ready to keep fighting. 

Both Jim and Noah landed a couple of hits and punches on each other, both were hit in the torso and legs as well as Noah gave Jim the old one-two kraut ‘n cream which landed in his eye, giving him a bruise.

The two tangoed like masters. Oh yes. Just like how you imagine it. 

Instantly jimmy lunged at Noah, hands outstretched for the slap. Noah dodged the blow, with renewed interest in the tight battle. 

“Alright you CUCK. I bet you didn’t know about this!” Noah Stated 

He grabbed Jimmy and snapped his fingers meanicingly. The sound of the snap froze time in the whole world except for Noah. Noah took this time to take a really quick nap seeing as how he was tired. After that he grabbed the frozen jimmy n and brought him back up onto the school rooftop. Here he snapped again, which unfroze time.

—

Jim came to on the roof. 

“What the heck? Where have you taken me?” Jimmy Neutron questioned

“I took you on the roof” Noah mentioned

“Fine. all the more space to BEAT YOUR ASS.” Remarked Jim

Jimmy ran at Noah at full force, screaming and shrieking like a bloody wanker.

“Not so fast Jimbo…” Noah murmured,

“I’ve got a little surprise for you.”

Noah turned to display what was being displayed. Out from behind his, a loud sound could be heard as the ground tumbled beneath their feet. Suddenly, the rooftop burst open as beams splintered and tile cracked. Enormous holes popped up throughout the roof behind Noah. Jimmy chuckled nervously. 

“I told you I was gonna kick your ass, Jim” Noah.

Out from the holes in the schools decrepit roof, all of the people poured out. Parker, Ryan, Nathalie, and Grace were all there, and they had already transformed into their forms. Jimmy felt a wave of panic wash over him as he stared his enemies in the eyes. Oh fuck.

Everyone started running at Jim, and they were all very angry. Ryan was quick to land a punch on Jimmy’s throat, followed up by a kick from levitating Nathalie that left him breathless. 

Noah laughed maniacally as his friends beat Jim. 

“You’ll never do it, Jim! You’re a fuckshit bastard!” Noah laughed 

Oh god he should never have said this.

Jimmy was starting to get super mad. He shoved all of the attacking foes off of him with blinding force and speed. With everyone sufficiently far back, he began to make a series of unintelligible grunts, much like an early caveman might have made back in the day. Horrible shrieks followed closely to the grunts, and Jimmy was shrieking some really bad words. He was impossible to comprehend. Next he started to shake and rock and sway, visibly insane. His anger was immense. He started to pull out his hair in enormous clumps, leaving shiny bald spots on his scalp. He proceeded to scratch at his eyebrows until he had broken and ripped the skin all around them, as he scraped and gnashed his teeth so violently that they cracked and stabbed into his gums. He finally brought his broken fingernails to his shirt, viciously tearing the fabric, the sheer force of which removed the ruined beds of his fingernails. 

Once his shirt was removed, he could be seen twitching and his veins were bulging obviously. He threw the shirt and it hit grace’s bat friend.

“Benny!” Grace exclaimed

He went and made sure he was ok and yes he was ok don’t worry about him he is not the point of all this.

Jim tore the skin of his chest, which had been stained with his nosebleed blood the previous day, as this old blood had not been washed from his body quite yet. He tore at his chest, leaving massive cuts. Finally, he was ready. He charged at the friends, landing hit after brutal hit on each and every one of them. Jim lunged at Noah but he was scarcely able to avoid him. The force at which he threw himself caused him to hit the ground hard, which gave a bone splintering crack. Jim got back up fastly, and he lunged at Benny, Grace’s bat. 

Grace stepped in the way of the blow, and this resulted in jimmy jumping on top of his, throwing punch after punch. Parker finally pulled Jim off and kicked him savagely. Jimmy busted out both of his chickens and swung them wildly around, splashing grease and splintered bones as well as disgustingly soft maggots and grubs all over the place.

“Parker, Grace! We can’t hold back like this anymore- We have to transform into our ultimate forms.” Nathalie said breathlessly.

“ok” Parker murmured.

“TRANSFORRMM!!!” All three said in sync. The three were wearing matching skirt, shirt, and heeled boot combo. Nathalie was in Doritos color clothes, Parker in pink, and grace in blood red(graces eyes were now all white to compensate for the epic transformation).

“Let’s eat I mean kick some ass” 

—

“Wait..one more thing” Nat said. “I know someone who can help us to win this battle”

“Who?”

“My ancient master…” Nathalie whispered.

Gasp! Oh god this is unheard of.

“Ok boys help me summon the man” 

The boys hold Nathalie’s hand as she begins to chant the magical words.

Nat took a deep breath before she said.. 

“..Spotlight uh”

Silence followed. But then-

“MOONLIGHT UH” said X

XXXtentation is Nathalie’s master !!??

—

“Master, I request your help in battle” Nathalie humbly asked

“Ok, its on Jah” said X

Let’s fuck it up. 

The three boys as well as Jah use their epic powers to brutally attack jimmy. They plus Ryan (but not Noah he’s still laughing) get him on the ground with ease. They get him with hit after hit and Nathalie stabs Jim with a dorito. 

“Crispy goodness!” Jim exclaimed.

He was in pain so he chuckled and that made X chuckle a little bit too.

At this time, Noah, who was still weak with laughter, walked over. 

“Hey cowards! Lemme get in on the action.”

And get in he did. Noah stabbed jimmy in the toe with a pipe cleaner.

“Fuck!” 

The scream of “fuck” came from Timmy

“Oh hey tim” everyone said

“Hey guys I see I’m interrupting something but I just wanted to say you guys better play nice I don’t want anybody to get hurt”

“Ok Tim sorry” everyone said 

Tim turned to leave. As he was walking away it became evident that he had screamed “fuck” because he had sat on the wooden Statue of Liberty and it had went into his ass and it was still in there. Nobody knew what to do so they just kinda sat there for a second.

But then jimmy got up while nobody was paying attention to him.

“Ha! You fools!” Jim chuckled

They had let them I mean him out of their sight and now he could do whatever he wanted to do.

With this time Jim put on his epic mech suit. 

“Fuck.” XXXtentation said. “I think this the time I make my leave.”

He made his leave by teleporting back to his realm.

Jimmys suit made him lol.

He was a really big robot boy and his hands were guns that shoot roast chickens. He instantly shoots roast chickens. They went all over the place and hit everybody at leaSt three times.

“Fear not boys!” Noah said 

He put on his mech suit as well really quickly.

“I knew this fight was between Jim and I, thank you all for helping me. But just in case this doesn’t go so well..you guys know what to do.”

Noah said.

“Yeah ok good luck” everyone said to Noah

~

Noah was in the suit and he was ready for battle. He and Jim stepped off of the roof, leaving the friends and cowards to be onlookers. The mech suits were really really big and the two were hitting each other really hard. They tangoed once again, fighting brutally. 

Noah ripper Jim’s robot arm off, but he ripped his robot leg off which did significantly more damage. Noah used his arm to take off Jimmys leg as payback, but that left his other arm free to take off his leg, which made his paralyzed on the ground. Jim threw the ruined legs really really far so fucking far that one prolly flew over Jah even after he teleported but he wouldn’t know they had been using mech suits so he wouldn’t know it was from the battle he was just at.

Noah yelled “Jim don’t be a coward get out of that mech suit and meet me on the rooftop!”

Jimmy kicked Noah but then he obliged.

On the rooftop Noah started talking.

“Jim..you’ve practically bested me, and I’m not willing to risk my life or the lives of my friends to beat you.”

“That’s right coward I knew I would come out on top! Check this shit out!” Jimmy Neutron said, as he proceeded to do several really good dance moves that took even his own breath away.

“Yeah jimmy. But I have one more thing for you. Boys! Bring out the O!” Noah hollered.

The friends opened the doors and out walked The O-Dawg. Oh god what is gonna happen?

“Jimmy, I present you a foe.”

Jim was scared because he knew the power that O-Dawg had.

“Jimmy! I can’t believe that you’re acting this way. I want you to go to the principal's office NOW.”

Jimmy feared the O’s power. 

“FINE IF IT GETS YOU TO FUCK OFF ILL DO IT” Jim screamed 

“No.” O said. “I change my mind.”

Jim was shaking.

“I think I’ll punish you myself. Because right now, Jimmy, what you’re doing..all I have to say is…”

Oh god no oh god no

“Jimmy..”

Fuck fuck fuck

“That’s..” 

FUCK FUCK FUCK

“GAY.” The O-Dawg finished 

“SHIT NO!!” Jimmy Remarked. Jim promptly lost his battle mojo and the o man left, satisfied with his work. Jim was shaking because it wasn’t true he wasn’t being gay he was being totally normal he wasn’t weird he was just violently insane.

~

The friends got jimmy inside where he eventually calmed down and just went back to being his normal annoying and partially insane self.

Jim chuckled because he just got his ass handed to him in battle.

Tim entered the room and was inside the room. 

“Oh hi there Turner didn’t see you there” Jim lied

“Good Morrow!” Tim responded

“Hey Timmy I have to tell you something. Im in love with you and I want you to be with me forever..”

“Oh Jimmy I’m so sorry but I already have a boyfriend!” Tim said

Just then Parker walked in and he was Timmy’s boyfriend. They held hands.

“Fuck off weasel head”

And that was that.