Natasha/Darcy/Clint
Darcy is going to kill Nick Fury.
Because somehow, someway, he found out who her bio-dad is and decided that she needs protection. The one-eyed fucker informed her that he knows and that two of his best agents will be watching over her. Arrogant fuck. Like anyone who's dumb enough to try for her to get to her dad will enjoy what happens to them, be it by her hand or her dad's….
So Darcy was fuming as the government vehicle stopped in front of Jane's garage/lab/living space and two agents came strolling out. Darcy was already winding up to start yelling at them when the wind was knocked out of her by what she was seeing.
The chest of the one on the left(female, red hair, possibly enhanced) started glowing, the gold of platonic soulmates on the side facing the other agent and the silver of romantic on the other side. The chest of the one on the right(male, blonde, muscular, hearing aids) was glowing solid gold.
A look down revealed that her own chest was glowing, gold on the side of the dude silver on the side of the woman.
"Well fuck." Darcy sighed, "Now I can't yell at one-eye about sending unnecessary protection, I'm Darcy Howlett Lewis, and you are?"
"Natasha"
"Clint Barton, do you have any pizza around here?"