Chapter 5
tony stark broke into my garage @potatoguy
so turns out that @tonysintern is actually a cool dude and i just maybe, just might, just miggity might, become friends with him
>this isn't real @tonysintern
i feel,,,honored?
>>tony stark broke my dora watch @potatogirl
you should be honored, he usually only becomes friends with complete dicks
>>>tony stark broke into my garage @potatoguy
a homicide is going to be committed tonight and if they ask, i've left the country
>>>>tony stark broke my dora watch @potatogirl
at this point, i accept death
this isn't real @tonysintern
petition for my aunt to let me get a spider
>tony stark broke into my garage @potatoguy
hell yes
>>Tony Stark @ironman
hell no because you'll bring it to the tower and I will not have that thing in my house
>>>this isn't real @tonysintern
you're a party pooper. i'm starting a gofundme.
>>>>Tony Stark @ironman
Don't.
>>>>>Tony Stark @ironman
he fucking did it
this isn't real @tonysintern
okay it was a joke i didn't actually think people would fund it oh my god
>tony stark deserves the world @hereallydoes
we want you to get that spider my dude
>>this isn't real @tonysintern
it's like,,,a hundred bucks man not two thousand
>>>lesbians? amazing @lesbianlover
you never know
>>>>this isn't real @tonysintern
but i do?
this isn't real @tonysintern
update: got the spider and returned everybody's money. thanks for funding it though, that was really nice of all of you.
>20biteen @polarexpress
oml what type of spider did you get my dude
>>this isn't real @tonysintern
i got a jumpy boi uwu his name is james the third and i love him with all of my heart
>>> and i oo- @justdanceprofessional
third? is your name james the second or smth?
>>>>this isn't real @tonysintern
nope. bucky had a spider back in the forties that he named him james the second, after himself, and when bucky saw james lll he had to leave the room so i thought it was a suitable name
a walking ptsd machine @deerbarnes
petition to never stop hugging @tonysintern
>Tony Stark @ironman
where the fuck do i sign