Chapter 3
Steve Rogers @captainamerica
I felt my first tweet should be about the fact that I hate Queens.
>lesbians? amazing @lesbianlover
?????? can we have the context please
>>Steve Rogers @captainamerica
No.
this isn't real @tonysintern
God I fucking hate Brooklyn
>20biteen @polarexpress
am confusion please elaborate
>>this isn't real @tonysintern
no
Steve Rogers @captainamerica
To clear up to confusion, I'm talking about Baby Queens, not the actual city.
this isn't real @tonysintern
Mr. Brooklyn ya'll Mr. Brooklyn. not the city I love Brooklyn
and i oo- @justdanceprofessional
@tonysintern @captainamerica thanks for not clearing up the confusion at all, are you talking about one another
>Steve Rogers @captainamercia
Why would you assume such a thing?
>>this isn't real @tonysintern
ew gross why would i be talking about HIM
>>>and i oo- @justdanceprofessional
?????? i'm so confused oml
this isn't real @tonysintern
i said "god i hate living" and Mr. Brooklyn responded with "oh me too" and i don't think i've ever seen tony look more distressed
>Tony Stark @ironman
listen. that was the first time i've heard him say something like that. i was shocked to say the least
>>Steve Rogers @captainamerica
I invented fatalistic humor, okay? Bucky can back me up.
>>>a walking ptsd machine @deerbarnes
i put my hand on his shoulder and the static electricity shocked him and he went "god i fucking hate living" so
>>>>well that's just loverly @thatonevideo
my new favorite thing is learning that captain america is just as bad as us gen-z's
>>>>>Steve Rogers @captainamerica
Happy to be of service.
this isn't real @tonysintern
me: i'm bisexual
Mr. Brooklyn: oh worm?
>Steve Rogers @captainamerica
?
>>this isn't real @tonysintern
eye- wow
>>>killer whale @whaleboi
i don't care that we don't know how @tonysintern knows captain america, i'm absolutely living for these interactions
this isn't real @tonysintern
pepper:
tony: okay but his ass, pep, his ass
>Tony Stark @ironman
if I wanted to be attacked I would've asked pepper herself but I DID NOT ask for this OKAY
>>CEO of SI @pepperpotts
You're just mad that he's right, Tony.
>>>this isn't real @tonysintern
#riptonystark
20biteen @polarexpress
#riptonystark
lesbians? amazing @lesbianlover
#riptonystark
killer whale @whaleboi
#riptonystark
well that's just loverly @thatonevideo
#riptonystark
Steve Rogers @captainamerica
#riptonystark