Hey, don't die on me. That's no fun: NOT A CHAP YET, 原神 | genshin impact (video game) fanfic

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Characters

Scaramouche (Genshin Impact), Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact), Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Dainsleif (Genshin Impact), Albedo (Genshin Impact), Yun Jin (Genshin Impact), Jean/Lisa (Genshin Impact), Lisa (Genshin Impact), Jean (Genshin Impact), Venti (Genshin Impact), Chongyun (Genshin Impact), Hu Tao (Genshin Impact), Zhongli (Genshin Impact), Xiangling (Genshin Impact), Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact), Diluc (Genshin Impact), Xinyan (Genshin Impact), Collei (Genshin Impact), Diluc & Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Crepus (Genshin Impact), Diluc/Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Kaeya & Venti (Genshin Impact), Unknown God (Genshin Impact), Guy (Genshin Impact), Fellflower Impostor Albedo | Subject Three, Timmie (Genshin Impact)

Tags

Hurt/Comfort It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better Fluff and Angst Time Travel Temporary Character Death Canonical Character Death Minor Character Death PTSD Happy Ending Time Loop Age Regression/De-Aging Possible Character Death Insomnia Time Travel Fix-It Fatui Harbingers (Genshin Impact) Diluc and Kaeya are Not Siblings (Genshin Impact) Celestia (Genshin Impact) Minor Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact) Ambiguous Venti (Genshin Impact) and Venti's Friend (Genshin Impact: Carmen Dei) Relationship Kaeya Needs a Hug (Genshin Impact) Mondstadt Lore (Genshin Impact) Khaenri'ah (Genshin Impact) i was gonna finsh it completly before posting it but i got bored The Abyss (Genshin Impact) Abyss Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact) Badass Kaeya (Genshin Impact) Khaenri'ah Lore (Genshin Impact) Panicked Gay Diluc (Genshin Impact) Good Parent Crepus (Genshin Impact) no beta we die like my grades Time traveler Irminsul (Genshin Impact) sus Crepus sorry this ended up having too much plot my grandma saw me writting this npc's shipping characters friends to confused homosexual thinking that they hate each other to lovers Crepus looks like that one npc that has more love life than you Is just that his lover is six feet underground no beta we die like ao3 It will just go down from here im not really sorry Diluc is Protective of Kaeya (Genshin Impact) Kaeya is Bad at Feelings (Genshin Impact) Angst go brrrrr Graphic descriptions of blood and stuff Timmie gets mentioned several times for no reason BACK FROM HIATUS YEIII

Summary

You know what they say, don't bite off more than you can chew.So Kaeya didn't bite, he swallowed.or after Celestia destroys Mondstadt (and everything else) Kaeya is somehow sent to the past, now he needs to think what to do.If you dont have a culprit just blame Venti.

Note

i promise i will work in my other fic just let me rest for a while i had exams...Also this work was inspired by Kaeya's and Diluc's voice lines...wich are interesting...“Where did I go wrong?”-Diluc“Time to fight back, I suppose.”-Kaeya“ I'm getting tired of this game.”-Kaeya"Hey, don't die on me. That's no fun."-Kaeya"That was unexpected..."-Kaeya"This doesn't look good..."-KaeyaOh also! Try guessing the titles meanings! They DO have meanings

NOT A CHAP YET

April 20, 2025 at 08:39 AM

So im not proof reading it so some things migth be wrong

SO I GOT HIT BY A CA-

Nahhhh joke joke not real

the actual thing is I was gonna write today but i just recived a letter and it wroke my heart, is quite a long story but ill tell it

around 3 years ago we donated to a organization where you can help a kid go to school and all, so you comunicate with the kid with the help of a translator, all bia letters of course

So i just got the letter today after not having a response for almost a year and it said shes giving up school, i know it shouldnt hurt me that much but i somehow feel that if she gives up why shouldnt I? Our situation is obviously not the same and all this is cause i been having bad grades but i just feel bad

She usually said she loved learning, nothing like me so, i feel like it was her situation what forced her into this

I should also say some crazy things did happen like my mum and i uncovered an illegal restaurant but that's another story, all this will probably afect the angs in my next chap so i guess it helps somehow

my life has been fine so dont worry

as allways this chap will be edited and the real thing will be posted later

Also im going to a concert tomorrow so im actually quite happy, so really, dont worry

in next chap i migth talk about the ilegal restaurant fiasco ahah that one is funny, i mean we did have to call something that where i live is the police (not exactly but really similar)

EDIT: BRO MY ENGLISH TEACHER NOW KNOWS I WROTE PORN HELP

UPDATE: i will be back! not yet tho in June second week, around the 4th of June actually, exams hit really hard so I have to recover two (2) grades lol (help) (no like actually, help) I migth not recover in home but hey, who knows migth survive, after that it'll take me 2-3 days to post the chap so yeahhhhhh

Im sorry for the delay, like i promise this wasnt on purpose and yeah, writting this at school still, terrible, expecifically a signature i failed (last day so we aren't doing anything) I'll try my best to get good grades( i need a 11.2 out of 14 TT and i dont think I can) but yeah migth end uo in TELECO but who cares, not me ! byeeeee take care!

A BIT LATE BUT WE ARE BACK (in sad more)(alexa play despacito) (I hate despacito) (always have) (des-pa-ci-to dejame nosequedice nahnahanah dejame ser tu ritomo o algo así, pa que le susurres? a mi boca, tus lugares favoritos sube-su! (¿ pasitoapasitosuavesuavecito nos vamos pegando poquitoapoquito)