Apologies?
The video opens to Peter sitting in what appears to be a hospital bed.
“Hey guys, I just wanted to film real quick and say I am SUPER sorry for missing, like, the ENTIRE month of October.” he says, very loudly and slightly slurred. “I am aware that October is Spoopy Season, which is prime YouTube content, but I was really sad because my dog died and I just didn’t want to. However, I am BACK, so prepare yourselves for some really ****** content because I have plans and all of them are TRASH.”
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Peter’s face is uncomfortably close to the camera now.
“Also sorry for being really intense. I am in an unusual mood.”
The sound of a door opening can be heard in the background.
“Peter?” Tony’s voice exclaims. “What the **** are you doing-”
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Tony is now holding the camera.
“Hello, Ironfam,” he says. “Anyone who watches the news knows that Spider-Man was shot last night, and so Peter is currently in the MedBay on a lot of drugs, that are strong enough to knock out an elephant. So, he was not supposed to be filming right now, but he found the camera, and decided to anyway.”
“Daaaaaaaaaddddddd!” Peter yells from the background. “Are you talking to the Ironfam?”
“Yes, Peter,” Tony rolls his eyes at the camera.
“Tell them…” Peter hesitates. “Tell them that the MedBay has Pepsi!”
Tony sighs.
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“So anyway,” Tony continues, sitting next to Peter’s bed. “As Peter was saying. We’re all sorry for not posting anything all month, but Peter was having a really hard time, and we decided it would be best if we didn’t.”
“Dad?” Peter asks.
Tony sighs again. “Yes, Peter?”
“Where’s…” Peter appears to be thinking very hard. “Where’s Mom?”
“She’s upstairs with Morgan,” Tony says.
“Tell her to come quick,” Peter stage whispers. “I need… I don’t have a bra on.”
Tony laughs, startled. “What? Peter, you don’t wear bras.”
“I don’t - oh, yeah,” Peter says, thoughtful. “I don’t. MJ does though.”
“Yes, she does,” Tony agrees.
“Do you think -”
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“Alright, we’re gonna cut this off here,” Tony says. “Don’t worry, Peter’s gonna be fine, and we will get back to filming really soon! Like and subscribe to join the Ironfam if you want to see more of… this. We’ll see you again soon. Bye!”
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