Figure It Out
They had all awoken but not in the way I had hoped for. Steve was sitting on the corner of the bed, head buried in his hands and I could tell Bruce would be doing the same thing if it wasn't for the fact that he was stuck inside of me. "Steve, get over it. We have to go." Said Tony as he walked out of the bathroom, no towel. At all. His arc reactor was the brightest thing in the room, blue and gleaming in the dim lighting. "Our clothes are missing and I don't suppose the kid knows where they are." Tony stated glaring towards me.
"Hey, I have no idea where they are and by the way, this kid has a name." I snapped. Tony huffed shaking his head. "Tony's right though, we have to leave before Fury notices were gone or else he'll be grilling our asses when we get back." Says Clint as he entered the room. He threw a bottle of baby oil towards Thor. "Use this to get Kent free." With one firm hand Thor was able to part my legs enough to get a clear view. Looking down I was surprised of what I saw. He was pretty soft but still large enough to stretch me to my absolute limit. Making my pucker a deep shade of red.
Thors hand touched the union between us, there was no more stretch and I was firmly clamped down. There was no way to use lubrication to help fix this. Stephen crawled beside Thor and absolute shock lined his features. "Well that's a first." Stephen remarked. That's all it took for Bruce to press for more. He couldn't see what was going on below and he wasn't waiting. "W-what's wrong?" He stuttered, a hand already ascending downward. As soon as he felt it he was rubbing where his penis met my anus, I hissed and I could tell he felt it too. The way sensations threatened to pile up on each other. "It's rare for such a thing to happen. By the looks of it you might have Penis Captivus." The neurosurgeon rambled.
For a moment there was silence, dead, a void in a place sound was once welcomed. It wasn't as if Bruce was going to die or that he attracted a disease but I could see how concerned they'd all gotten. "Is there any way for them to get. . . Unhooked?" Steve asked. Stephen breathed a sigh and got up to walk to the bathroom. "Unless any of you have a muscle relaxant of some kind they're going to be trapped like that for hours." Before they got quiet again Tony spoke, "Later I'll get the relaxant but how about we figure a way out."
Knowing they wouldn't be able to resolve this by interrogating me they began searching the building. Tony and Steve left to go downstairs while Clint was attempting to call someone on my phone. Of course, I didn't need to mention the obvious fact that stephen went for a shower. As for Thor? Well, he was captured by my roaming hands. I didn't mean to start touching him but he was close enough and convenient for me to pet. I mean, who knew I could get so handsy. His head was settled on my lap, eyes closed and a broad smile plastered on his face. As I combed my small hand through his hair he huffed, easing his muscles under my palm. I traced my fingers downward, lingering at the long scar that crossed from his shoulder to hip bone until stopping completely at the pubic hair. Just like almost everything about him it was wild and messy, fuzzy like a overgrown bush.
Hesitantly I searched his face for any opposition but by the looks of it Thor enjoyed the touching. So once again I had trailed down but this time eagerly, brushing through the tangled locks of hair wantonly until finally reaching - the tapping of feet on the wooden floor boards instantly took priority and jerked my hand away. Thankfully I did, Tony came in wearing a black suit that was just a tad bit less stylish than the one on that drunken night. "Our ride's here, come on." He said. Tony set down a couple of suits on the bed and a bottle of pills called 'Valero'.
"Take one of the pills and it should start working in a minute." Bruce instantly reached over bending me in the process. Suddenly i could hear mumbling and the click of pictures being taken and foot steps creeping up the stairs. "Shit, the press is here." Tony cursed. He stepped out of the room swiftly closing the door behind him.
"Is this normal?" I ask. "If you're talking about the whole sex thing then no." Said Clint as he set down the phone. "No, the people that are trespassing at the moment." Clint chuckled shaking his head. "You have no idea."
Clearly. . .