I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me

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I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me
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Peter and Harley were in the lab when Tony left for some Stark Industries thing with Pepper- not without a sigh and a glance back at them that said ‘please don’t blow anything up.’

Five minutes in, Harley was already restless, spinning in his chair like the day they met and whining “I’m bored, let’s do something. Ooh a prank!”
“And who do you suppose we prank?”
“Anyone! No, everyone! Ned and MJ to start with and then- you’ve met the avengers, right? Wait, who even are you to Tony and why did I not question why he lets a teenager in his lab?”
“Because you’re also a teenager in his lab.”
“Right. How did you meet him though? Did you know he broke into my garage when I was eleven?”
Peter spluttered a laugh in shock and spun around to look at him. “Really? Oh well he just kinda showed up in my house...”
“You know, that actually sounds like Tony.”
“Mmhmm,” Peter hummed absentmindedly.
“Ok, so how should we prank my new school besties?”

Let’s just say they would never be pranking Michelle with glitter ever again. She was scarier than Pepper when she was angry, and the rainbow glitter she was shaking out of her bun did not make her any less intimidating when she saw the two of them trying not to laugh and gave them threats that they had no doubt she would go through with.

beter @peterparkour
my name is peter with a b and-

tony broke into my garage @hakeener
wait stop, where’s the b??

beter @peterparkour
tHeRe’s a bEe?!?

MJ @michellejones
you guys are so lame

beter @peterparkour
you love us MJ 

MJ @michellejones
no. no i don’t. Ned and i regret the day you met. 

guy in the chair @nedleeds
i would disagree with her but she’s scary and that glitter didn’t come out my hair for at least 6 days

beter @peterparkour
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tony broke into my garage @hakeener
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