Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me

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Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me
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Thing 1: ISTG CHAD IF IM A AUNT IM KILLING YOU

Thing 2: I bail you out of jail and this is how you repay me

Quinnie: wait no, let her speak depending on how this goes you live or not life

Basically yellow: wtf was that grammar, "not life" what the shit, I'm an English major, are you shitting me

Ankle stabber: we get it, ms.freeman

Single mom: You study language????

Basically yellow: ENGLISH, ENGLISH ENGLISSSSSHGGGGFDDDFGGSVH RAEEVFIHCRFFBG

Ankle stabber: this isn't you 🥺

Basically yellow: I'm fucking done

Onika Minaj: oh ok Minsy go on

Thing 1: so you all know ethan right, we love ethan

Single mom: yes

Loomis 3: I'm back for visiting my dad

Ankle stabber: politely stfu Midy's taking

Quinnie: go on

Thing 1: so we're walking and talking and he throws up and he's been feeling not so hot these past few ays days

Onika Minaj: Point pls

Thing 1: IM GETTING THERE, so anyway I'm like wouldn't it be funny if we saw if u were pregnant or not and he wasn't laughing but I was and then he was like "Mindy I'm like super late" so I put 2 and 2 together and he's in the bathroom waiting for results

Thing 2: I'm coming over

Quinnie: me too

Onika Minaj: why??,

Quinnie: IM HIS SISTER?????

Single mom: she forgot, yellow dobt exactly look alike

Loomis 3: yeah

Quinnie: stfu Sam you barely look like Tara or your Dada or your mom

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