Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me

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Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me
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I know what u are

Loomis 3: I have to see my papa today 😢

Single Mom: I didn't ask

Loomis 3: How the he'll did you get that name

Thing 1: bc she's like WAY older

Thing 2: IMMENSELY older

Basically yellow: PREHISTORICLY older

Single mom: I'm tired of this shit man

Laundry: wait how old are you????

Thing 1: ah yes Ethan has blessed us with his presents

Onika Minaj: she's 30 Ethan

Laundry: oh ok

Quinnie: yeah dumbest

Ankle stabber: he's not dumb he's just a little slow

Laundry: thank you Tara

Loomis 3: ohhhh he's super slow

Basically yellow: no Sam, he's super fast

Loomis 3: your sarcasm doesn't hurt me

Thing 2: he's smart juts doesn't have... common sense

Quinnie: WOW, I didn't know

Onika Minaj: I hate being voice of reason

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