The Accident
Spider-Son | @mightbespidey
I’d love to go out again! @behindthebook
[picture of Michelle smiling in a restaurant, taken from the other side of the table]
- Spider-Fan | @idonteffinknow
@mightbespidey Spider-Man?
- Bellalalala | @heavensno
@mightbespidey Hey Spidey? Why are you out with Peter’s gf?
- Living the life | @romanathena
@mightbespidey not to invade, but are you dating anothers gf? And why would you put that on Twitter?
DMs: @tonystank > @mightbespidey
Iron Dad: Kid? You sure you posted that on the
right account?
Spider-Son: OH NO HELP ME WHAT DID I DO FUCK
Iron Dad: Not to sound like Steve, but language
Spider-Son: NOT THE TIME
Iron Dad: Sorry, but 1) stop freaking out, Pepper’s
on it, 2) how did this happen?
Spider-Son: Accident, I still had my spidey account on,
instead of my regular and I didn’t check
Iron Dad: Shit happens
Spider-Son: you absolute hypocrite
Spider-Son: but what should I do?
Iron Dad: You just keep low for now. Pepper will
contact you in a minute
DMs: @pepperpotts > @mightbespidey
Responsible mom and CEO: Okay, you got yourself
in quite a mess, but it’s nothing like Tony used to
do, so do not blame yourself.
Spider-Son: WHAT SHOULD I DO? HELP ME
Responsible mom and CEO: First of all: calm down.
It’s no use to anyone if you’re just freaking out.
Second of all: Tell people it was not a date, but a
fun night with friends, tell everyone Peter was
there too, maybe your friend Ned could get in on
this.
Spider-Son: Thanks Pepper, I’m on it
Spider-Son | @mightbespidey
Okay, to clear up some confusion about my last tweet, @behindthebooks and I are NOT dating. She’s dating @yeeterparkour and while he and @nedleeds were there too at the time, I was alone with MJ at the moment of the picture
- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@mightbespidey You could’ve told me you were going out.
-- Spider-Son | @mightbespidey
@tonystank i’m very sorry i don’t tell you about every single detail in my life\
--- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@mightbespidey I’m very sorry I worry about you
---- Responsible mom and CEO | @pepperpotts
@tonystank @mightbespidey Can you two please stop this? It’s really not necessary to do this
----- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@pepperpotts @behindthebook is taking notes on you in class
------ Responsible mom and CEO | @pepperpotts
@yeeterparkour @behindthebook I’m very flattered, but both of you should put your phone away in class
------- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@pepperpotts it’s physics, we’re both passing easily
-------- Responsible mom and CEO | @pepperpotts
@yeeterparkour Doesn’t matter, you should still pay attention
--------- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@pepperpotts yes mom
DMs: @pepperpotts > @tonystank
Responsible mom and CEO: Tony, did you see
Peter’s last tweet?
Iron Dad: Yes, Pepper, I did
Responsible mom and CEO: Do you think he meant
it or that he meant it as a joke?
Iron Dad: You know, usually I’m the one freaking
out over stuff like this, and you are the one
calming ME down
Responsible mom and CEO: Yes, I know the roles
are reversed, but come on, Tony, what do you think?
Iron Dad: I do think he meant it, but I don’t think he’ll
admit it
Responsible mom and CEO: I don’t know how to
feel right now. I feel very flattered, but on the
other hand I’d also like Peter to be completely
comfortable with me
Iron Dad: What if you two spent some more time together?
He and MJ are our heirs after all, so next time I’m
unavailable, he could tag along with the two of you
Responsible mom and CEO: Do they know they’re the
heirs?
Iron Dad: I don’t think so. We should tell them, shouldn’t
we?
Responsible mom and CEO: We should…
Sleep-deprived ass | @fairiessleeptoo
It does seem a suspicious that Spidey took that picture of Peter’s girlfriend in a fancy, romantic restaurant on what seems to be a table for two, instead of for four