The Family
Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
So! I just walked into the lab and I just had to share it with the world
[picture of Dum-E dousing Tony with a fire extinguisher]
- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour YOU PROMISED ME
-- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank I did not. I nodded when you said that, it does not count
--- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour It does not count
---- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank Okay, people, back me up here
----- Spider-Aunt | @blackwindow
@yeeterparkour You’re right, kid, you gotta say “I promise”
----- Potato Son | @harleykeener
@yeeterparkour Were you eating or something else?
------ Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@harleykeener No, I was perfectly able to talk
------- Potato Son | @harleykeener
@yeeterparkour Pete, you’re right
----- Magic daughter | @scarletbitch
@yeeterparkour Peter’s right
----- May-be | @mayparker
@yeeterparkour @tonystank I may be biased, but Peter’s right
----- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour THIS PROVES NOTHING
------ Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank Let’s ask the bosses, shall we? @pepperpotts @behindthebook What do you think?
------- MJ | @behindthebook
@yeeterparkour @tonystank Peter’s 100% right
-------- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@behindthebook Oh come on! @pepperpotts?
--------- Responsible mom and CEO | @pepperpotts
@tonystank @yeeterparkour @behindthebook If you didn’t hear him say “I promise” it does not count.
---------- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@yeeterparkour How did you bribe her?
----------- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@tonystank I’m just her favourite :)
Uncle Birb | @hawkeye
Don’t tell them, but I just walked in on @yeeterparkour and @jbbarnes making cookies together
[picture of Peter and Bucky baking together. Both are wearing aprons and half the kitchen is covered in flour. Both are doubling over with laughter]
- Spider-Aunt | @blackwindow
@hawkeye You tagged them.
-- Uncle Birb | @hawkeye
@blackwindow OH SHIT NO
--- Iron Dad | @tonystank
@hawkeye And you’re supposed to be a spy?
---- Spider-Aunt | @blackwindow
@tonystank I’m still surprised
----- Uncle Bucky | @jbbarnes
@hawkeye CLINT YOU CUNT WHAT DID YOU DO
------ Uncle Birb | @hawkeye
@jbbarnes Gotta blast!
------- Uncle Bucky | @jbbarnes
@hawkeye @blackwindow Where is he? I’ve searched the whole tower
-------- Spider-Aunt | @blackwindow
@jbbarnes Probably in the vents
--------- Uncle Bucky | @jbbarnes
@blackwindow WHY IN THE VENTS OF ALL PLACES
---------- Spider-Aunt | @blackwindow
@jbbarnes Just put food by the entry, he should be out in no-time
----------- Uncle Birb | @hawkeye
@blackwindow Betrayal.
------------ Uncle Bucky | @jbbarnes
@blackwindow Thanks for the tip!
#IRONFAM | @ducksgood
I’m living for all the domestic Avengers we’re seeing today,,,
Responsible mom and CEO | @pepperpotts
@behindthebook I completely forgot it, but Michelle, you seem like you would be an amazing addition to our company. Would you like to intern for me?
- MJ | @behindthebook
@pepperpotts Uhm, YES! I’d love to!
-- Responsible mom and CEO | @pepperpotts
@behindthebook Amazing! You could come along with @yeeterparkour tomorrow after school. I will introduce you to everything
--- MJ | @behindthebook
@pepperpotts Thank you so much!
---- Responsible mom and CEO | @pepperpotts
@behindthebook I’ve been looking for someone like you for a while now, no need to thank me
----- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@behindthebook Congratulations, babe! <3
------- Pepper’s Intern | @behindthebook
@yeeterparkour Thanks! Also, I got us matching names <3
-------- Intern Son | @yeeterparkour
@behindthebook Aww that;s so cute love you
--------- Pepper’s Intern | @behindthebook
@yeeterparkour Love you too