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Private chat: theres a bee?!? > Iron Man
theres a bee?!?: so… mr stark
Iron Man: What did you do, kid
theres a bee?!?: uhm well I didn’t really do anything
Iron Man: Then what is wrong
theres a bee?!?: well I just kinda had an idea?
Iron Man: Enlighten me
theres a bee?!?: so y’know, people haven’t been big fans of spider-man recently so i (and mj and ned) thought it might be a fun idea to make him a twitter account
theres a bee?!?: but then mj had the miraculous idea to check it with you first
Iron Man: I’ll have to check it with pepper, hold on
theres a bee?!?: ok
Group chat: two idiots and mj
theres a bee?!?: he’s checking it with ms potts
[hacker voice] i’m in: ooohh i hope she’s fine with it
Private chat: Iron Man > theres a bee?!?
Iron Man: It’s fine
theres a bee?!?: yay!!
Iron Man: IF you behave and are careful with your secret identity
theres a bee?!?: of course, mr stark
Iron Man: Pepper will be able to shut it down anytime you do the wrong thing
Iron Man: And she wants to see anything you tweet first
theres a bee?!?: okay!!
Group chat: two idiots and mj
theres a bee?!?: pepper says it’s fine as long as I a) behave, b) am careful with my secret identity
Theres a bee?!?: and she can shut it down anytime and she wants to see my tweets before I post
MJ: sounds reasonable
[hacker voice] I’m in: what will you call it?
Spider-Man | @mightbespidey
hello peeps what’s up
- Spider-Fan | @idonteffinknow
@mightbespidey are you,,, actually spider-man or a fake account?????
-- Spider-Man | @mightbespidey
@idonteffinknow idk, i might be
--- Spider-Fan | @idonteffinknow
@mightbespidey … ok.
Spider-Man | @mightbespidey
Swinging through NYC
- Flashing spidey-fan | @fethompson
@mightbespidey that looks so cool!!
Iron Man | @tonystank
@mightbespidey Welcome to Twitter, Spider-Man!!
- Spider-Man | @mightbespidey
@tonystank hi mr stark! Why are you tony staNk
-- CEO of Stark Industries | @pepperpotts
@mightbespidey I think @jamesrhodes knows the full story, but neither will tell anyone
--- Spider-Man | @mightbespidey
@pepperpotts Thank ms potts @jamesrhodes Tell. Me. Now. Please…
---- Rhodey | @jamesrhodes
@mightbespidey No can do, Spider-Man. I swore to Tony I’d never tell anyone
----- Spider-Man | @mightbespidey
@jamesrhodes @tonystank :((( pwease :((
------ Iron Man | @tonystank
@mightbespidey I’ll tell you when you’re older
------- Spider-Man | @mightbespidey
@tonystank good enough I guess… :(
SPYder | @blackwindow
Hi spider child, welcome to Twitter! @mightbespidey
- Spider-Man | @mightbespidey
@blackwindow Hi Nat!! (Spider-Man)
-- SPYder | @blackwindow
@mightbespidey spider-child
--- Spider-Man | @mightbespidey
@blackwindow Spider-Man
---- SPYder | @blackwindow
@mightbespidey Spider-Child
----- Spider-Man | @mightbespidey
@blackwindow hmmm, nope. Spider-MAN
------ SPYder | @blackwindow
@mightbespidey Spider-CHILD
------- Spider-Man | @mightbespidey
@blackwindow I hate you.
-------- SPYder | @blackwindow
@mightbespidey I love you too, Spider-CHILD
Avengers News | @avengersnews
New York’s own vigilante Spider-Man (@mightbespidey) has finally joined us on Twitter! We look forward to seeing more!