Life is wonderful au

X-Men (Comicverse) Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft
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Summary: The X-men have lots of odd encounters, but, this one may win the cake.
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N/A: So, to finally close to this story, the X-men finally will find out what Kitty is. Ok, I have no idea what Ultron truly is. I know he´s a "smart" machine and is a murderous machine, but, his origins is something that makes me scratch my head...who would make an evil design for a good machine that should be "good"? Hank Pym.

The idea of working with the Avengers is something thought as a joke or as the last resort, after all, both teams don´t see eye to eye with each other to the point even suggest working together is seen as a joke, at best.

However, thanks to Ant-Man aka Hank Pym was "inspired" as he did speak in a frenetic fashion that quoting his own words here. "God spoke to me. God show me the way. We can make America Great again and Chaos is the way" and Hank starts chuckling madly at this.

The Avengers are short in number, but, even their arrogance couldn´t blind as the situation is indeed very dire. Ultron is a machine that plans to destroy everything as Tony Stark quote looking at his own team. There´s only him, Cap America, Cap Marvel and only that as Thor did give up on Earth, of course, with a political reason for that "Asgard needs me as Pheonix has returned and we need to show respect for the deity"

And this makes the X-men and Avengers team up? Not really. At first, the X-men try to defeat Ultron alone, as the threat is getting bigger and bigger(literally, Ultron is bigger as a skyscraper) and the X-men have no choice to fight. Sadly, the battle wasn´t as favourable as they imagined.

"So, Summers, you too lost. Are you ready to accept help now?" Tony asked a tad bit smug from someone that didn´t manage to do much. Cyclops grith his teeth and close the call. Tony Stark and his holograms are damn annoying.

Psylocke as the rest of the team watches as Ultron is walking among the ocean of San Francisco. As the creature continues his path many pairs of eyes turns to the leader and Cyclops sighs. "We have no choice. I´ll ask for her help" Cyclops sighs and is trying to not show fear.

"I can sense your fear, Scott." Betsy let her telekinetic sword as she gives a soft expression, something that is easier to do when she´s around Scott. "I´m afraid too, but, if we have no option..."

"The Avengers aren´t strong to stop or prevent Ultron to do anything and Hank Pym is babbling insanities...as you did notice, Hank Pym´s mind is gone, so, really, the Avengers are useless to us"

"And this is not a biased assumption of your part?" Hank asked somewhat joking as the mutant and doctor knows very well how Scott and Cap America´s relationship can go sourer quickly if the two are put in the same room.

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Kitty Pryde is happy to see the beach, ignoring the situation is quite easy for the woman, as the X-men explain the situation. Now, Kitty hovers above the sands as she watches Ultron still walking, you see, Ultron is powerful and dangerous, but, walking in the water was not a wise decision, but, maybe the machine is too prideful.

"So, he did again" this part was lower enough that only Kitty could hear herself, but, on the second part is loud enough to all X-men to know what´s going to happen. "I can´t help you" she speaks and as Quire, who was silent at this point, was about to speak something Kitty smiles in an uncanny fashion. "I could, of course, but, I can´t...Ultron is listening and worshipping the Chaos itself, professional courtesy here, plus, as Ultron grow conscious...he vows to me to not commit genocide"

No one questioned this. No one has the guts to do this. However, Cyclops and Storm try a new approach.

"Ultron could hurt Wanda, we know you´re very closer of her" and is not an empty option, Ultron clearly dislike the Avengers and Wanda is still an Avenger, sort of.

"You think I would let anything happened to her?" the question is losing the friendliness and the two senior now have a different strategy.

"Of course not, but, in that case," Cyclops begins as Strom makes the final blow. "do you know someone or something that could take Ultron down?"

Now, the mood is light as Kitty has a solution. "Uhm, I wouldn´t be intervening directly...and yes, I do. I can call my son to help" and a bright smile spread on her face now.

"Your son?"

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Kitty still hovering in the air asked kindly to Storm if she could control tsunamis and to be honest this is not the strangest question Kitty has ever made to Ororo.

"Well, I think I did this only once" she explains recalling the time where she did stop a tsunami. She looks at Beast as he seems to be thinking on the same day.

"They call you Goddess of Weather for a reason, Roro" Hank explained joyfully and Ororo let her lips form a smile. In times where she has to control tsunamis, a nice smile can change everything.

"Should I ask why you need someone to control tsunamis?" Hank asked as Ororo, living the rule doesn´t make questions to Kitty, flies and is concentrating her power to do this act.

"Oh sure, you see, when Godzilla enters in the physical plane he causes tsunamis, the silly goose" Kitty speaks with her azzure eyes now. No one knows how to react to this information.

Godzilla?!

Godzilla is her son?!

"Oh my god! What´s the state of your vagina? Lady, how are you still alive?" Quire asked rather rudely and Kitty´s head twists 180 degrees. Is a tad similar to that famous scene in "Exorcist" except now they know what she truly is...and a demon would be much more prefered.

Quire´s mouth is being sewed by invisible hands. "Rude" is what Kitty supposedly said, however, her mouth is shut...Ok, remember the golden rule: Don´t make questions.

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And as Quire is being ignored as his plight is his own. Godzilla´s head can be seen and for that each X-men (senior and young) is present. "Is this serious? Godzilla?!" someone asked.

Jubilee and Rouge are present and now as the charade is over. Jubilee only shurgs as she said comfortably "Zaorva asked me to not tell" and Rogue nods the same. "Well, glad no one here is doubting their eyes here because if anyone thought she was a fae still after that...you would be the dumbest person on the Galaxy" Jubilee states.

"Well, there´s Thanos" Rogue counterattack and no one denies this. Meanwhile, the team is sort wishing they did get a fae.

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Godzilla form is finally revealed and the battle begins. Ultron vs Godzilla. Bets are made because why not? Seriously, why not bet on the Godzilla? Storm´s power is being a great help as she´s controlling the tsunamis that would hit the city.

The X-men also notice, still ignoring Quire, as Kitty is speaking in an ancient language, in fact, this language is above and beyond anything a human can understand.

Rogue and Jubilee seem to get the gist of her lines. And offer a summary.

"Godzilla is a good boy," Jubilee said.

"And...eat the remains, my son, eat the remains of your fallen enemy" Rogue concludes.

And in the end, Godzilla is victorious, and as expected, Godzilla is eating Ultron. Which is a scene no one will ever forget.

"Well, the battle is over. Oh, that´s was fun to chaos, but, Scott" Kitty spoke now letting her feet touch the sand as Ororo manages to calm the water as Godzilla is returning to the ocean(no one will forget how the monster being miles and miles away from Kitty heard her and nods dutifully) "fret not, the Avengers won´t be a problem ever again...Chaos has plans for them"

"...Am I better not question what this means?"

"Well, humans and sanity is very relative, but, yeah...I´d not think you´ll like Chaos´ methods to deal with the Avengers"

"Then I won´t ask"

Now, finally, the X-men know what Kitty Pryde is. Rogue won the bet on the fight, but, no one won the bet on what Kitty Pryde is. The outer god of life.

 

 

 

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