Intermission
N/A: So, what the cats will do now that LK wants Kitty to defeat Squidboy?
In a space where time does no matter, a sea of cats is talking, well, more like angrily discussing their next plan of action. Their leader is an elderly cat that is ascending far too quickly for everyone´s taste.
"Is unfair!" one of the cats screams meowing in the end. "How she will defeat Cthulu? Only an Outer God can defeat him...That stupid thing will be forever alone at this rate"
The other cats agree solemn with this line and Jupiter take the time to propose an idea, a very daring idea. "Yes, Cthulu is far too powerful for a human, even our Kitten, however, we need to think one problem at a time" he speaks as the other cats are listening. "Dagon has his eyes on Kitty and regardless if she accepts this mission or not, Dagon wants to have Kitty and that´s a problem we need to address"
"Dagon will not dare to hurt our Kitten" one of them speaks as if that resolves everything.
"Truth, but, he can find loopholes as we always do, her parents can be stuck in his city or be turned into smaller fishes and be sent to Kitty to eat, yes, he has done this in the past" Jupiter clarifies knowing their patron has done much worse.
"Then...what we should do? patrol them?" is a common suggest and Jupiter is insulted they think this will resolve, after all, Dagon can explore loopholes.
"No, I was thinking in ask help to the dogs" Jupiter suggest and silence follow through, no one speaks, until the elderly cat breaks the silence "is a risky move, cats and dogs may co-exist in peace, but, we never work together before"
"What a nice way to try," Jupiter said "the dogs are under Gaia´s protection and this Dagon wouldn´t dare to mess up"
"Very well, if the dogs agree with this plan, we shall work together"
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(I´m thinking in a panel I saw here on Tumblr about the animals of a city seeing weird shit)
A nice coolio is lay down in the green and lush site of the place he calls home. The sheep are in the place they should be and no wild animal in plain view or nearby. The coolio can enjoy the peaceful day, well, that was the intention.
"A cat in my dimension? That´s new" the dog replied and Jupiter can see the collar with the name Sparky there.
"Hello, Sparky, I came here to talk"
"Of course, talk away, but mind the tentacles...the sheep don´t share the same sense of humour as you do"
"I´m here to ask for help from the dogs, yes, all dogs" this makes Sparky pays attention "for the past years, we, the cats, have sponsored and take care of a human named Kitty Pryde, we believe she is perfect for our patron" Sparky makes a sound as if mocking either the statement or their patron " yeah, well, she and her family are living in a place where Dagon has control, Fortress City, and he plans to do something with her and the family"
The dog looks at Jupiter for a moment. "And Dagon wouldn´t be as dumb to cross our path if we agree with this...what we will get from this partnership? We like humans, but, Jupiter, your patron is a pain in the ass"
"Yeah, he is not that bad" Jupiter feels the need to defend IT at least a little "but if you help us, we will be owning you a big favour"
"Big enough to make IT go away when we want?"
"Yes"
"Then we have a deal"
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Terry, for once, was making a fish(she rarely does this, not because of her stubborn need to show to talking cats she is in charge, but, because every time she brought fish...people look at her oddly and it makes Terry really uncomfortable) and was preparing the ingredients for this dish, when, out of the blue. Fluffy, a female cat with white fur and comes and goes at pleases her is staring down at Terry.
"Terry, stop making the fish" Fluffy said and Terry almost sighs is her life revolved in being Fluffy´s private chef?
"Why?"
"Go to the market and stock up the house" Fluffy ordered and adds "and takes this dog with you" and Terry turns around and almost jump to see a German Shepard next to her that comes out of nowhere.
"What is going on?"
"Dagon has eyes on you, Terry and assimilation is in order" the dog, who now Terry can see the name of Brutus, replied, and Terry is breathing in an out to calm herself.
"Wait, You told me Dagon wouldn´t hurt us" a silent accusation can be detected in her tone.
"Truth, but, that was before, your daughter is someone very special for Dagon and he may not want to play nice" Fluffy explained and Brutus gave a long look at the cat as if expecting her to say something more but the cat refuses.
"Dagon is not one to engage in rape, he detests that, is one of his few good qualities" Brutus explained "but he is not above in killing his own followers and you are less than a follower, you and your husband are human and if you stay in his way or refuse to cooperate"
"But...If he could do that with the cats here...no offence, but, why you can protect us? Should we just leave?"
"If you do that, then you will be murder, Dagon has means to attract humans here to increase the population, the real population, the fish one!" Fluffy answers.
"And he can´t do anything with Gaia´s animals here. Not even Dagon is dumb enough to mess with Gaia´s protegees."
"Who is Gaia?"
And her cellphone rings as Cameron is speaking with a heavy breath that something awful happened in his workplace(Terry heard him moaned in pain and bark and meow is ready next to him) "Terry, if the dogs are here, do what they said, I´ll have to go now...I´ll go home I promise you, I love you, I love you and your daughter" and hangs up.
Terry is paled and looks at the dog in front of her. Outside her house, there´s many cats and dogs waiting.
"What is my life now?"
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Miss Presley is a woman with an hourglass figure, pretty as the devil wanted and also, not human. She is a fish person(is a simple connotation that spares time for everyone) her long blonde hair is shinning today and her teeth are sharped and craved with blood from her recent meal.
Namor, the merman and Herald of Dagon is present and astonished such beautiful woman eat a human being whole, should someone as beautiful as her(almost as beautiful as Namor) have a dish prepared in her honour?
"Dagon...the Dogs and cats are guarding the Prydes. We couldn´t...keep Cameron for you" Miss Presley speaks as she lowers herself to the second man in the underground room. A handsome man indeed, but, not human.
"Miss Presley, you did an excellent job, my daughter, truly. The cats and dogs team-up is not predicted, but, either way, the Prydes can´t leave and they know this now" Dagon speaks pondering for a moment "is he still alive?"
"Yes, we couldn´t make him produce a son or daughter for you, I´m sorry"
"Don´t be, he is more importantly alive. Now, tell me, has the girl arrive as well?"
Now Namor takes the time to speak. "Dagon, the girl is being friendly with the X-men, I´m an X-men as well, I could seduce the girl and bring to you in one piece" only to Dagon Namor will bow.
"That...is a good plan, but, we don´t know for sure if she fancies man or woman, besides, the cats pick her for IT...and I know nothing about this little human, nothing except she is different from the regular humans," Dagon said a bit amused.
"She is crossing the bridge to come here, that I can feel, she is returning home" Dagon is pondering for a moment "Let´s give her a welcome reception, after all, she is an important figure in this game, remember the cat is with her, so, don´t hurt the cat"
Namor and Miss Presley nods and leave as Dagon is pondering about the next move.
What IT wants with the woman?
Nothing that concerns to you, Little Fish!