Spider-Man Offical[ly raised hell]

yeeter-man @parkbench

a PSI: if i see any of y'all fetishising mr stark and mr roger's relationships imma gonna have to kill ya

don't be gross, people. we're here to normalise and support LGBT relationships, not fetishise them!! that dehumanises their relationships!! don't be nasty

MJ @michellebones

well said

Sally B @lesbionest

FACTS

Toby Klingston @Klingy

a woke king

Flash Thompson @flashdashcrash

@parkbench I AM STILL WAITING ON ANSWERS?? 

yeeter-man @parkbench

@flashdashcrash and i'm still waiting on my apology from you about me lying about being tony stark's intern but you don't see me screaming

nedder @chairguy

@parkbench facts

Princess Shuri @WakandaNonsenseIsThis

SIS SNAPPED

MJ @michellebones

@flashdashcrash did you even watch the interview? he kinda literally answered your question

Flash Thompson @flashdashcrash

@parkbench an in person explanation would be appreciated!!!!

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

@flashdashcrash My Kid doesn't need to explain anything to you.

nedder @chairguy

i think you killed flash @Iron-Man

yeeter-man @parkbench

afsgdhfgjgkljj MR STARK

MJ @michellebones

@parkbench Iron. DAD.

yeeter-man @parkbench

asdfAFDSGDH STFU @michellebones

nedder @chairguy

he rly just STFU'd MJ EYE- rip peter, can we get an F in the chat?

Cindy Moon @moon

F

Princess Shuri @WakandaNonseseIsThis

F

Abe @abble

F

MJ @michellebones

@parkbench you buy me the books i want or you die, deal or no deal?

yeeter-man @parkbench

@michellebones DEAL YES PLEASE SPARE ME IM SORRY I'LL BUY YOU ALL THE BOOKS ON HISTORICAL WOMEN AND CRIME YOU WANT ABSOLUTELY

Capdad America @dadvenger

@Iron-Man @CEOStarkIndustries wow that exchange was hauntingly familiar

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

@dadvenger blocked. reported. divorced.

Capdad America @dadvenger

:(  </3

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

okay who the fuck taught you emojis? @parkbench fess up

yeeter-man @parkbench

!!! it wasn't me!!!

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

@thefalcon what do you have to say to your charges of corrupting a nation??

Sam Wilson @thefalcon

@Iron-Man i wish

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

alright, i'll give the perpetrator $200 to fess up

abbey queerer @brokemydorawatch

@Iron-Man give it here dad

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

Abbey???

harley queerer @brokeintomygarage

ABBEY?? since when do you talk to captain america????

abbey queerer @brokemydorawatch

@brokeintomygarage since @dadvenger started dating our dad @Iron-Man??? someone had to lay down some ground rules

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

@brokemydorawatch WHAT

ClintonJE @tinyboi

oh my god i love this

Toby Klingston @Klingy

IM DYIN SHE RLY GAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA THE SHOVEL TALK

Capdad America @dadvenger

It was very persuasive

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

what even is my family??

yeeter-man @parkbench

idk but you're the one who bought the plane tickets for @brokeintomygarage and @brokemydorawatch. in a few days, we're all going to be in the same house. together.    i n e s c a p a b l e    c h a o s

Tony Stark @Iron-Man

what have I done

MJ @michellebones

@Iron-Man gods work