
Blood? (Thor x Reader)
You sat on the couch anxiously awaiting Thor’s return from the mission. Ever since you started dating, things had been extremely busy and you hadn’t gotten as much alone time with your boyfriend as you’d wanted, but once he came home, you would have two whole days together and couldn’t wait to catch up.
The oven beeped and you got up to take out dinner, Thor’s favorite meal, when you heard the door open and him call out for you.
You quickly ran to the front door and leapt into his waiting arms for a welcome home kiss. “I missed you so much” you murmured. He smiled at you, “me too”. He then sniffed at the air. “Ready for dinner?” You asked as you got back on your feet and lead him into the kitchen.
The both of you slowly ate as you caught up on all you had missed while apart. Even though you were truly enjoying the stories of his adventures, you couldn’t help yourself from running a leg slowly up his calf and across his thigh - he was gorgeous. He shivered and looked at you with a lusty expression on his face. Your hand slowly lifted from it’s place on the table as you grabbed the back of his neck and began to passionately kiss him.
Next thing you knew, the both of you had made your way to the bedroom as you continued your kiss on the bed. Thor gave you a look asking for permission and after you nodded, he quickly pulled off your dress and started to undo your bra clasp. You pulled off his shirt and ran your hands all over his chest and shoulders, slowly making your way down to the bulge in his pants. You wrapped your hand around him and skillfully moved your hand which made his breath hitch. His hands made their way to your already wet sensitive area and he slid a finger inside. You bucked your hips to meet his contact and whimpered as he slid a second then third finger to join the first. “Please” you whispered and he removed his fingers as he shifted to position himself directly above you holding himself with one arm. He lifted his hand to his mouth to lick his fingers, but before he did. He noticed something odd. Your mind was clouded, so it took you a second before your eyes widened with the realization of what had happed.
“Shit” you exclaimed, now completely clear head and throughly embarrassed. You had been so excited to see Thor that you had completely forgotten that your period was supposed to start soon and apparently, as usual, it had the worst timing.
You rolled out from underneath him and ran to the bathroom. You had been dating for a while, but considering all the time you had spent apart, it didn’t really seem like that much. Hell, you couldn’t even remember if you had ever been on your period while being around him. You felt like crying as you pulled out supplies from below the sink.
“Ugh, there is going to be blood on the sheets now, and he’s probably so disgusted. He’s going to remember this every time we try to have sex from now on and get turned off,” you thought, albeit slightly irrationally, “he’s going to be frustrated too now that I just left.” You just stood in front of the mirror trying to avoid the humiliation of confronting Thor who was waiting outside.
Thor, on the other hand, was utterly confused. He looked at his fingers and abruptly realized that they were covered in blood. He began to panic. Had he hurt you? You were only mortal, maybe he had been to rough in his rush to be close to you after the separation. He noticed some blood on the bedding and promptly came to the conclusion that you were bleeding out and it was entirely his fault.
He rushed to the bathroom and tried to open the door but it was locked. He called your name, but in your embarrassment, you didn’t answer right away. Visions of you laying on the floor bleeding out on the floor floated in his head and he desperately started to bang on the door. You got the message and opened the door looking down the entire time.
He was near tears as he looked at your flushed face and pulled you into his arms in the bridal position. “I’m so sorry. Don’t worry, I’ll take you too a hospital. You’re going to be okay.”
“Wait”, you quickly guided his head to face down at you to divert his attention from his chaotic state. “Why are we going to the hospital?”
“Because I hurt you” he said, nearly whispering, “and you are losing far too much blood for a Midguardian body to withstand”. He checked on the last words and the tears began to come.
“Thor, I’m fine,” you stated, realizing that he probably had never been given an explanation about the human menstrual cycle. He skeptically looked at you and you motioned to be put down on the bed. He hesitated and then laid you onto the bed with the most care in the world before sitting down a few feet from you being careful not to move you or the bed too much.
“It’s just my period,” you calmly explained, “every month a woman who isn’t pregnant, but is in the age range to reproduce...”
He sat attentively through your entire speech and began to visibly relax as he realized that you were safe. “Why did you run away so quickly? And why couldn’t you meet my gaze?” He questioned at the end.
You sighed, already uncomfortable at giving this talk to your boyfriend, and began to talk about how many men would have been grossed out or upset if they had been in his position. He wrapped his arms around you, “you could never be disgusting”, he reassured you, “those men are weak minded fools”.
With a smirk, Thor backed away and looked into your eyes, “if that’s all, and if you’re still willing, should we continue where we left off?”
You smiled and leaned up to kiss him. He reaffirmed just how sexy you were for the rest of the night.