The Avengers' Not-So-PG Discord Servers

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Movie Night

 

Steve Created a Server

Steve named the Server: Movie Night

Steve Invited Everyone

 

Steve: So  have we all decided on a movie for Family night?

Wanda: Nope

Nat: No

Clint: N O

Vision: Disney

Loki: Disney is for Children

Nat: Well in that case, Loki can join Peter and Vision for Disney movie while the adults watch something else

Loki: Why must you insult me this way?

Sam: I suggested IT, but no one else agreed.

Clint: Because clowns are fucking scary

Nat: So, you can battle otherworldly beings to the death but you can't watch a horror movie?

Nat: Does not compute

Carol: My vote is on Men in Black

Peter: That's a wondrous movie

Bucky: Never seen it

Peter: It's a Sci-Fi Comedy about these two agents who are a part of a corporation that get rid of aliens

Bucky: Sounds too realistic

Vision: We can watch the Lion King with all our cats

Wanda: Vis, we've watched that movie at least 100 times now

Vision: That's because it's a good movie that involves cats

Wanda: Ever since Muffin he's been obsessed with cats. I swear he loves that cat more than me.

Vision: LIES

Nat: How is my little Muffy baby?

Vision: Still almost as adorable as Wanda

Peter: Vision=Cinnamon Roll

Steve: Guys! Focus! Movie!

Peter: Well I saw this movie on Netflix about this incompetent ten year old kid who discovers time travel and he builds a time machine inside his stuffed bear

Strange: ......

Bruce: That sounds good! Let's watch that!

Tony: So, basically, if Steve built a time machine

Loki:@Tony Yes

Thor: I side with vision in this dispute. Disney is good for the heart and soul

Sam: I guess that means we can add Thor to the kiddy room

Thor: Kiddy room? Hah! I am older than all of you!

Carol: MIB

Strange: Peter's movie sounds the best to me. Disney puts me to sleep

Peter: YES

Carol: But Men In Black....

Rhodey: If you hadn't noticed already, we basically are the men in black

Tony:HERE COME THE MEN IN BLACK!

Clint:MR. M. I. B!

Steve: Since most people agree on Peter's movie we'll watch that.

Carol: Laaaaame

Nat: Its okay, Carol, I'll come watch Men In Black with you.

Carol: YES, BITCH

Carol: BRING THE WINE 

Nat: AND THE CAT

Wanda: Room for one more?

Carol: GIRLS NIGHT!

Nat: NO BOYS ALLOWED

Steve: This was supposed to be a family night?

Nat: And sometimes families have to compromise

Steve: Whatever, go have your girls night

Wanda: YAAASSSS

Wanda: I'll bring the snacks

Vision: @Thor Do you want to have a Disney night with me?

Thor: Can we watch Alice in Wonderland?

Vision: Yes of course. And the Lion King as well

Thor I'm in

Scott: Can I get in on this too? I've got 101 Dalmatians on DVD

Thor: What are Dalmatians?

Scott: @Thor Big spotted dogs

Thor: I NEED IT

Vision: You are very welcome to join our Disney night

Steve: I guess the rest of us are watching Peter's movie

Bucky: I'm down

Sam: As long as I don't have to sit next to tin can 2.0

Bucky: Rude

Tony: We're coke cans, Wilson. Get it right

Peter: I'll set it up

 

 

LATER..........

 

Tony: Peter, that movie was so unrealistic and dumb

Strange: I thought it was decent

Tony: @Strange They put a radioactive "Time Core" inside a stuffed bear and handed it off to a fourth grader

Bruce: It's Hollywood, bro. Chill.

Peter: I enjoyed it

Sam: Of course you did, Peter. You enjoy everything

Bucky: Lol who else thought the ugly sidekick looked like Wilson

Sam: Kindly Fuck Off

Peter: tHeRe aRe cHiLdReN iN tHiS cHaT

Tony: Yeah, Wilson. Don't say "Kindly"

Peter: lol @Nat how's girl's night going

Nat: Carol is an intergalactic dumbass

Wanda: lol She's sooo drunk

Carol: Wendy lej mer loooooov uuu

Wanda: lolol

Carol: the rom id spernign

Clint: Someone put her to bed

Carol: Hiiiiii Clipp!...!

Nat: She's gonna have a massive hangover

Wanda: The movie was good tho. I thoroughly enjoyed my MIB experience 

Vision: Mr.Lang, Thor, and I are in the middle of 101 Dalmatians Loki and his sons have joined us

Thor: ANSEL LOVES ME!!

Thor: LOKI LET ME CUDDLE ONE OF HIS CATS BECAUSE HE ONLY HAD ROOM FOR ONE ON HIS LAP AND VISION STOLE MUFFIN FROM WANDA!

Thor: I MUST AQUIRE ONE OF THESE FLUFFY ANGELS

Loki: Thor, shut up and watch the movie

Thor: Of Course, of course, My apologies everyone.

Scott: Did you know there's an animated movie about Ants?

Vision: We're watching that next

Scott: @Wanda I'm stealing your boyfriend

Wanda: As long as you give him back 

Scott: Okay 😊 

Wanda: 😊😊😊

Steve: Unpopular opinion, Peter's time travel movie was good

Steve: Alright, I'm off to bed

Tony: Why? Because the movie secretly bored you to death?

Steve: No

Steve: Because I don't feel like staying up to ungodly hours with you lot

Tony: Whatever happened to "I could do this all day?"

Steve: Yeah, all day. Not all NIGHT

Tony: Loser

Tony: Last one to bed is not a loser

Steve: I'm okay with being a loser if it means getting a good night's sleep

Tony: Okay

Sam: Night, Loser

Bucky: Night, Loser

Vision: Good night, Captain Loser

Clint: Vision!

Wanda: I'm dying lol

Tony: That's my boy

Vision: Mr. Stark, you do realize that I will be the winner of this little game because I am the only being with in this household that does not require sleep?

Tony: New rule. Vision, you don't count

Vision: Scared of defeat?

Tony: @Vision Kindly shut up, please

Vision: As I thought

Wanda: Lol, Vis, you're killing me

Vision: 😁

Tony: I just want to make it clear though

Tony: Next time we watch a movie, I'm choosing

 

 

 

 

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