A Multitude of Iron Dads
(Quick Note: Superior IM is Superior Iron Man, I was just to lazy to type the whole name out)
Tony Created a server
Tony named the Server: Tony Appreciation Day
Tony Invited Everyone
Tony: @everyone It is Tony Appreciation Day
Tony: Love me
Nat: No?
Loki: No
Steve: That’s not a thing?
Carol: It’s Carol Appreciation Day
Wanda: It’s Carol Appreciation Day every day because, you are a gift from the gods
Steve: 👀
Steve: Hands off, Maximoff
Tony: Spotlight’s on me now, Danvers
Clint: Tony, Stop being a narcissist
Tony: I do what I please
Peter: I appreciate you, Mr. Stark!
Tony: I love my wholesome son
Peter: You are the best Iron Dad ever
Superior IM joined the server
Superior IM: No
Tony: Wh-
Tony: This is a private server
Superior IM: Nothing is private when it comes to me
Sam: HAH
Sam: THAT’S HOW IT FEELS
Nat: Who tf are you?
Tony: Yes, who invited you?
Superior IM: I invited me
Scott: Tony, he’s like your double
Superior IM: I AM THE GREATEST IRON DAD
Tony: YOU’RE A COMPLETE STRANGER
Superior IM: I’M YOU
Superior IM: From another uNiVeRsE
Superior IM: And better
Clint: Where’s the popcorn?
Peter: So, does this mean I have two dads now?
Carol: Peter, you have like seven dads. What’s one more?
Strange: If you’re from another universe then how did you get on our timeline’s server?
Superior IM: Magic
Peter: You’re a wizard, Harry
Superior IM: My name is Tony? Also I'm not a wizard?
Tony: Strange is a wizard
Strange: For the last time, tin can, I’m not a wizard, I’m a sorcerer
Superior IM: …….
Superior IM: I feel like that’s the same thing tho
Strange: I assure you, it’s not
Bucky: Wait, so we have two tin cans now?
Bucky: I’m so confused
Superior IM: No, no
Superior IM: I am an Iron MAN
Superior IM: Your Tony is a tin can
Tony: Fight me, bitch
Superior IM: I will
Tony: You’ll lose
Superior IM: No
Superior IM: I don’t think I will
Steve: Lol, Stark, he really is you
Carol: Someone get the pesticide; we have three narcissists in the house now
Scott: Wait, who are the other two? I thought it was just Tony?
Carol: Tony and Steve, and now this guy
Bucky: lol
Steve: I thought you were supposed to like me?
Carol: Maybe I do, maybe I don’t
Carol: You’ll never know
Steve: Sure, Carl
Carol: Fuck off, Stove
Steve: Wow, love you too
Carol:hisssssss
Superior IM: ……
Superior IM: I’m not a narcissist
Superior IM: I simply have an abundance of self confidence
Tony: …..
Tony: THAT’S WHAT I SAID
Clint: Great minds think alike lol
Superior IM: Silence, Bird Man!
Superior IM: How dare you suggest that this excuse of a Stark is my equal?
Scott: Oof
Nat: lol, Tony
Wanda: You’ve been recycled
Tony: Alright
Tony: That’s it
Superior IM: What are you going to do, Tin Man?
Tony: I’m gonna kick your ass
Superior IM: How dare you threaten my ass?
Steve: Technically, it’s your ass too, Tony
Tony: Yep, and its a mighty fine one
Tony: I hate to have to damage it
Tony: You know, since I’m perfect and all
Carol: How does one combat hives?
Steve: Why would you have hives?
Carol: I’m allergic to narcissists
Clint:cronches on popcorn
Nat: lmao
Nat: Is it bad that I kind of want to see these two go at it now?
Clint:passes nat the popcorn
Clint: Join me
Superior IM: You can try to defeat me, Stark, but I assure you you won’t get very far. I am the greatest of my time, and I shall not be snuffed by the likes of you
Steve: Now you sound like Carol
Wanda: sksksksks I love you, Carol, but that’s so true
Carol: …………
Carol: @Superior IM Can you beat Steve up while you’re at it?
Superior IM: ……
Superior IM: I like this one
Tony: Strange
Tony: I need you to yeet me into the next universe
Strange: I’m sorry but did you just ask me to “yeet” you?
Tony: Yes
Tony: Let me at him
Strange: No
Tony: Yes
Strange: N o
Tony: Y e s
Thor: Wait
Thor: I’m confused
Thor: If they are both Tony Stark
Thor: And Tony Stark is the Best
Thor: Doesn’t that mean they are both the best?
Thor: So technically there’s noting to fight about?
Nat: Thor=Genius
Superior IM: No
Superior IM: There can only be one
Sam: Oh, shit
Sam: Tin Can’s suiting up
Tony: Strange, give me the portal
Strange: No
Wanda: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Vision: It concerns me that you condone this sort of behavior
Steve: It shouldn’t
Steve: She’s friends with Carol
Nat: Tony, I’m getting an alert that someone has broken into the building under your clearance
Tony: Who
Superior IM: Who else?
Tony: Alright
Tony: Listen here, you big bitch
Wanda: Quick, Vision! Put this on the live feed!
Nat: He’s heading up to the penthouse
Bucky: You guys might want to take cover
Tony: It’s time to blow some shit up
Sam: Fuck
Sam: We’re doomed
Steve: Language
Pepper has joined the chat
Pepper: Why is the power out?
Pepper: And why do I hear spontaneous combusting?
Pepper: Peter, what are you doing?
Peter: It’s not me, Mom, I swear
Nat: Tony and his evil twin are currently rampaging the kitchen
Nat: They have resorted to throwing bottles of champaign at each other
Wanda: Rip
Wanda: There goes the coffee machine
Loki: If I may, I believe they’ve already damaged more property in ten minutes than Barton and Peter in a hour
Nat: Wow
Nat: That’s a record breaker right there
Pepper: I’m coming up
Tony: Shit
Superior IM: What?
Tony: I’m screwed
Superior IM: Giving up already?
Tony: I’m guessing you’ve never experienced an angry Pepper Potts before
Carol: Rip
Carol: Should’ve grabbed the pesticide while we still had the chance
Superior IM: Your errand runner?
Tony: Errand runner? What universe do you live in? No, she’s my wife dumbass
Superior: See in my universe, I am happily married to the mysterious Dr. Strange
Strange: I am insulted
Strange: And mildly disgusted
Nat: Yeah, I don’t see how that could ever be a happy marriage
Pepper: Alright, bitches
Pepper: I’m putting an end to this
Wanda: lol
Wanda: It was nice knowing you
Superior IM: I now know what you mean by an “angry Pepper Potts”
Superior IM: Being chased with a mechanical destabilizer is most unpleasant
Tony: Ya think?
Nat: lol where did she even get that thing
Pepper: I found it
Tony: That’s the last time I leave my lab unlocked…..
Superior IM: Welp
Superior IM: I’m out
Tony: Seriously?!
Tony: And leave me here to deal with this?
Superior IM: …….
Superior IM: Yeah
Superior IM has let the server
T’Challa: Press F to pay respects
Peter: f
Nat: f
Wanda: f
Rhodey: Happy Tony Appreciation Day, y’all
Tony: …
Tony: Shut up