The Avengers' Not-So-PG Discord Servers

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Jumping on the Chatroom Bandwagon. Basically if the Avengers and Co. had discord/chatrooms.  What Do you get when you give the Avengers Discord? Total ChaosIf you recognize this book from Wattpad it's because I posted it there first
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Squad

Sam Created a Server

Sam Named The Server: Bird Squad

Sam Invited Steve, Clint

 

Sam: Bird Squad Assemble!

Clint:SQUAWK

Steve: Can I invite Bucky?

Sam: N O

Clint: What's on the agenda, Bird Boss?

Sam: We need to figure out what we're doing for dinner tonight

Clint: We having a Bird's Night only!

Sam: Caw Caw

Tony: Lol so this is where you hold your bird cult meetings

Sam: @Tony Stop hacking my servers

 

Tony Invited Bucky

Tony Invited Wanda

Tony Invited Nat

 

Tony: Guys they're planning a Bird Night

Nat: Lmao that's so lame

 

Nat Invited Carol

Carol: iM hEre iM qUeEr gEt oVeR iT

Steve: We're over it

Carol: 😒

Sam: Yo, can a bird get some privacy here?

Clint: Yes, get out, you ungodly creatures!

 

Tony Invited Thor

 

Thor: I'm a God. Can I stay?

Clint: N O

Wanda: @Clint I'm your daughter. Can I stay?

 Sam: wAnDa uR aDoPtEd

Clint: Yes, Wanda, you can stay

Bucky: I'm confused though. Why is Cap in the bird Squad? He's not even a bird

Sam: Caw Caw, Motherfucker, that's why!

Bucky: I feel attacked

Steve: Be nice to Bucky guys

Clint: cAw CaW

 

Tony invited Peter

 

Peter: screeeeEEEE

Peter: Bug Bois, Assemble!

 

Peter Invited Scott

 

Scott: Assembled!

Peter: @Nat Where u at?

 Nat: I want no part in this

Peter: jOiN uS

Scott: JOIN US

 

Thor Invited Loki

Thor Invited Vision

 

Thor: @Loki @Vision We hang out right? Do we have a squad name?

Loki: I would rather burn in Hel than be in a squad with you, Brother

Vision: CAT CREW

Loki: ......

Loki: I have reconsidered

Thor: CAT CREW FOREVER

 

Thor Invited T'Challa

 

Thor: @T'Challa CAT CREW FOREVER

T'Challa: No

 

T'Challa has left the server

 

Wanda: Can me and Natasha join?

Thor: No. You make fun of our Disney movies

Vision: Wanda and Nat can join

Thor: @Vision Push over

Sam: WHIPPED

Clint:CRACK

Tony: lol

Carol: @Wanda @Nat Whatever happened to the Girl Gang?

Sam: Whatever happened to BIRDS ONLY!

Steve: @Sam Tony

Nat: @Carol That was never a thing?

Wanda: And you're always in space whenever we want to hang out

Carol: Wow guys. I'm really feeling the love

 

Carol Invited Gamora

Carol: Gamora, do you want to start a Girl Gang with me and terrorize the Intergalactic Forces of Evil?

Gamora: HELL YES

Carol: GET IN, LOSERS, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING

Tony: Where are my science bros?

 

Tony Invited Bruce

Tony Invited Strange

 

Bruce: Why are we here?

Sam: Yes, why are you here?

Strange: What is this server?

Peter: DADS!

Strange: Hello, Science Son

Sam: @Strange This Server is SUPPOSED to be a PRIVATE server for the BIRD SQUAD

Sam: BUT TONY WON'T STOP HACKING MY SERVERS

Strange: Put a lock on it

Clint: This is discord, not a diary

Steve: @Bucky Wanna go get Coffee?

Bucky: Sure

Sam: @Steve: Traitor

Gamora: @Carol we need more members

Carol: Well  I asked Natasha and Wanda but they wanted to join the cat crew instead

Gamora: Wait wait wait

Gamora: There's a cat crew?

Carol: Yes

Gamora: SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

Tony: @Gamora is no longer a badass

Vision: Gamora, you are very welcome to join our crew

Carol: But the Gang...GAMORA, DON'T ABANDON MEEEE

Gamora: Don't worry, Carol, I would never. I just have duel membership

Carol: Oh, Okie

Carol: We could ask Nebula to join

Gamora: YES! AND MANTIS!

Carol: I think Mantis might be better suited for the Cat Crew

Gamora: What are you talking about? Mantis is terrifying

 

Gamora Invited Nebula

Gamora Invited Mantis

 

Gamora: Guys, wanna join our Girl Gang of intergalactic terror?

Nebula: YES

Mantis: Sure

Peter: MANTIS, JOIN THE BUG BOIS

Mantis: OKAY!

Nat: @Gamora On second thought, l'll join the Girl Gang

Wanda Me too. DUEL MEMBERSHIP!

Nebula: LET US INFLICT TERROR AND CHAOS UPON THE UNIVERSE

Carol: Lol, Nebula 😂

Gamora: Only on the bad guys tho

Nebula: Yes, yes only on the bad guys

Sam: @Loki you better run

Sam: Now, can you all please leave?

Tony: N O

 

Sam removed Tony

 

Tony: Rude

Sam: TONY, GET OUT

Clint: TONY, STAHP

Sam: I'll just make a Private Group Chat

Clint: He's gonna hack that too

Sam: FUCK OFF, STARK

Tony: N O O O

Clint: Y E S

Sam: G E T  L O S T

Clint: B I R D S  O N L Y

Carol: I'M A BIRD, MOTHAF! IM A BIRD!

Peter:LOOK AT ME, MOTHAF! IM A BIRD!

Nat: Proud Spider Mom

Tony: Peter! Watch your language! Don't Say "Bird"

Peter: lol

Scott: Parenting at it's finest

Tony: You would know

Scott: Cuff it, asshole

Sam: Adulting 101

Sam: A Shit Parenting Manual by Tony Stark and Scott Lang

Loki: lol

Thor: CAT CREW, LETS LEAVE THESE FIENDS TO THEIR BICKERING AND GO WATCH A DISNEY MOVIE

Nat: LAME

Thor: BANNED

Thor: Go Hang out with your girl Gang

Wanda: Guys, who wants to watch horror movies with me

Nat: Be there in 5

Carol: BRING THE WINE

Wanda: lol

Nat: NOT AFTER LAST TIME, CAROL

Gamora: RIP

Gamora: Mantis, Nebula, and I are coming to join

Carol: You guys are on Earth?

Gamora: YE! We came to visit!

Wanda: BRING GROOT

Gamora: OKAY!

Nebula: On our way

Sam: @Clint @Steve I made another Bird Server. Come Join

Tony: Please excuse me while I go hack that one too :)

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