Avengers Assemble
Tony created a Server
Tony named the Server: Avengers Assemble
Tony Invited Everyone
Tony: Avengers! Assemble!
Tony: In the kitchen!
Steve: That's my line
Peter: Why do we need to assemble in the kitchen?
Tony: Because, I'm hungry
Steve: I don't see why that requires us all to be in the kitchen
Nat: FUCK OFF, ASSHOLES, ITS 2 AM.
Tony: We woke the beast
Bruce: Why are we going to the kitchen at 2 in the morning?
Steve: Because Tony is hungry
Carol: On Another planet. Can't help you. Lol sorry not sorry
Rhodey: Tony, go get food and leave us alone
Tony: I would but I don't want to move
Nat: TONY, STOP BEING LAZY AND GET IT YOURSELF. IM TRYING TO SLEEP
Peter: yOu'Ve aNgErEd NaTaShA
Tony: Be quiet, Peter, it's past your bed time
Wanda: Why are we all awake at this ungodly hour?
Vision: Wanda, my dear, according to my data, the required amount of sleep for a human is at least eight hours. Therefore, I request you turn off your phone and come back to sleep.
Tony: Gags
Tony: @Vision Please save your disgusting cuteness for another server
Sam: @Tony Please save your annoying antics for another server
Tony: Shut up, Bird Brain
Sam: @Tony caw caw, motherfucker
Tony: LANGUAGE!
Wanda: LANGUAGE!
Bruce: LANGUAGE!
Steve: Really, guys?
Steve: Seriously though. Stop fighting. There are children here
Bucky: No, no. Please continue
Sam: @Bucky No one likes you. Go to bed
Bucky: Steve likes me right?
Steve: Of course I like you, Bucky, you're my best friend. Why wouldn't I?
Bucky: @Sam Suck it, Wilson
Sam: Cap, you're officially out of the bird squad
Clint: Cap is in our squad?
Sam: NOT ANYMORE
Sam: ITS JUST YOU AND ME, BARTON
Clint: Why was Cap in our squad tho?
Sam: Because he WAS my best friend
Clint: Wow. I thought I was your best friend
Nat: You're MY best friend
Clint: I'm your ONLY friend
Nat: Rude
Clint: ily
Nat: ily2
Nat: AS FOR THE REST OF YOU
Nat: GO. TO. SLEEP.
Tony: Easy, tiger
Scott: T'Challa is the tiger
T'Challa: I'm a panther
Scott: Same thing
Strange: No, it's really not
Tony: Hello, Better Steve
Strange: Hello, Stark
Steve: @Tony Hello, Coke Can
Scott: DAAAAAMN! Who knew Cap had it in him?
Peter: Tony just got recycled
Tony: Peter, you're grounded. Scott, be quiet
Peter: RIP
Vision: Why are we ripping things?
Wanda: It's an acronym, Vis
Vision: For what?
Wanda: Rest In Peace
Nat: Which is what we ALL should be doing right now
Nat: I see you with your phone, Bruce! I'm not blind, I'm literally right next to you!
Bruce: I've been thwarted
Loki: "The Downsides to having Natasha as a girlfriend"
Loki: A memoir by Bruce Banner
Clint: I'd read
Nat: @Loki @Clint Fuck you
Clint: Love you too
Vision: lAnGuAgE
Steve: Oh my God, let it go
Vision: My apologies, Captain, Wanda stole my phone
Steve: It's all good😊. Wanda, go to sleep.
Wanda: No
Bucky: @Nat we don't use that phrase around children
Peter: What children?
Bucky: @Peter You
Peter: I go to high school. I USE that word
Bruce: Help! Natasha's trying to take my phohshsnsjsk
Thor: The Mighty Hulk has been defeated
Loki: @Thor Your irrelevance is giving me a headache
Thor: @Loki My deepest condolences, brother
Thor: Now I bid you all a good night
Nat: Finally. Someone with some sense
Thor: @Nat Thank you
Wanda: I'm out. Night, losers
Vision: Be nice. But sleep well. I love you❤️
Peter: Vision=Cinnamon Roll
Peter: Anyway, I've got a test tomorrow. Peace!
T'Challa: I have a country to run. I don't have time for this
Scott: Goodnight
Scott: Actually, more like good morning for some of you but whatever
Sam: @Bucky Goodnight, loser
Bucky: @Sam Goodnight, bird brain
Steve: @everyone Goodnight, Friends
Tony: Guys?
Tony: GUYS?!
Tony: Is no one going to acknowledge the fact that I'm still hungry?